I’m sure by now you’ve all heard about the tragedy :: nay the ignominy :: involving James Arthur Ray. It seems that Mr. Ray :: who only wants to help people grow in spiritual/magickal/quantum ways :: is being treated unconscionably by the tyrants of Arizona.

Unconscionable {adjective}: oppressive, not right or reasonable, exceptionally unfair or oppressive, shocking to conscience.

Oh my god … don’t tell me they scalped him! God damn it Arizona :: how many times do you need to be told? YOU CAN’T SCALP PEOPLE :: it’s fucked …

James Arthur Ray :: aka Death Ray :: arrested in Arizona on three counts of MANSLAUGHTER.  Word on the street is that he turned himself in to avoid an embarrassing scene :: but there will still be MUCH embarrassment shit eater :: count on it!!
Manslaughter — Arizona Code 13-1103 :: in relevant part …

A. A person commits manslaughter by:
1. Recklessly causing the death of another person;

Reckless homicide is a step more aggressive than the negligent homicide that was mentioned in the WhiteTrash Papers.  I guess the Arizona authorities found Ray’s …

If you really want to hear about it :: the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born :: and what my lousy childhood was like :: and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me :: and all that David Copperfield kind of crap :: but I don’t feel like going into it :: if you want to know the truth.  I usually just tell people :: “I’m a robot” :: but they never believe you :: and still ask for your …

Question :: Who is Jeff “Herschy” Schwerdt?
Answer :: Nobody.
That is technically the correct answer :: but it’s a bit short :: expandification required …
Jeff “SkidMark” Schwerdt is the Father {aka non-vaginal birth giver} of the Cash Flow Funnel. This is an “Extremely Limited Offer” :: in that almost nothing is on offer.  Get in NOW before it flows the rest of the way down Jeff’s leg and on to the ground :: wisdom lost forever!
But Jeff is not just about funnels and regulating his flow.  He also describes himself as …