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Belcher Blogs – Fire 1

Author == SD 7 May 2009 31 Comments

small but fatTwitter is currently the primary base of operations for Perry Evil Jowls Belcher and his Fascist Empire of Turds {FET}.  General Chunky Cheeks and his Nazi loving follow script have built a huge army of Drones & Dupes that drive web traffic into his various Scambushes™.

The Droid has been inflicting heavy damage on the FET base.  Belcher isn’t allowed to speak to ANYONE on Twitter without The Droid firing a {flaming projectile}.  Evil Jowls has been driven to the center of the compound and has battened down the hatches.  Rumor has it that he’s resorted to drinking his own urine even though he still has ample water supplies.

Now the war spreads from the city to the country side.  Battle Plan –> ALL Belcher Blog posts will be attacked by The Droid Blog.  When Evil Jowls Tweets a link to his post :: I tweet a link to my response.  When the Drones & Dupes ReTweet his link :: I shoot them mine.  Simple.

It sounds like a lot of work … but it won’t be.  Perry posts infrequently because he is barely literate.  I robo-postulate that he finds writing to be an incredibly painful, difficult, and humiliating experience :: Let’s see if I can’t just make it even worse!  Ready :: Set :: Go!

:: FIRE 1 ::

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Perry goes to Target {link} :: This inspires him to drop seven sentences worth of wisdom bombs ::

“I spent more than $500 and paid with a credit card, the cool part is… They never asked for my I.D. For $500 bucks.”

Well crafted sentences … for an 11 year old.  Tip: Never use the adverb “never” to negate the verb when you’re referring to an isolated event.  Let Daddy help you: “They didn’t ask for my ID on a $500 credit card purchase.”  There you go sweetheart … now you’re speaking English like the grown ups.

“I had noticed this seem to be a new policy at Target on smaller purchases.”

I’m having noticed that appear to be true also.

“Kudos to you Target. The first retailer to realize when you don’t treat your customers like criminals the tend to like that.”

Exactly! I’m so fucking sick of being asked to show my ID like a common criminal. It’s especially inconvenient when my wallet is already out :: Why not just ask if you can shackle and stuff me in the hull of a prison ship?

“I’m sure Target will get hit with some fraud but the upside in sales will far outweigh the peanuts this new policy will cost.”

He says, pondering possible processes to personally perpetrate the prophesied peanut-fraud.

“I’ll bet the ben counters are stnding on their ears.”

No wonder I’m winning!  That’s just idiotic … even for a high school drop out on 10 years probation.  I’m embarrassed to have read it :: Or as Evil Jowls would say, “I was embarass to had read it.”

>> bleep

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:: read one now before you die of stupid.

31 Comments »

  • Hom Sundveich said:

    This post really hit the bullseye right at the intersection of irony and hilarity. Spot on!

    If you want to know what kind of self-improvement books Perry is most likely to have someone reading to him, here’s an example:

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  • Daiv Russell said:

    You are a frigging hilarious robot of blogging. Your post very much to be amusing me with delight of happiness. Keep the faith.

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  • ABE said:

    I’ve heard that drinking your own urine is possible but I bet it would suck on his diet. Look at him, look at all those guys, they are fat, they are really ugly and they look very sleazy.

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  • shelby said:

    You know Belcher and Schirmer actually look like bros. Eeeeewwwk! Double dose of dickhead drones.

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  • Karin Hiebert said:

    Did you know? drinking your own, [first morning] urine increases your levels of melatonin?

    Melatonin Supplements help in regulating the natural rhythm of melatonin in your body required for sleep/ wake cycle?

    If you can’t get a hold of the supplements to help sleep, this is another way of doing so.

    Truth:: comes out of a book titled “Melatonin”

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  • opsmonkey said:

    I think, I’ll live with messed up sleep cycles.

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  • sd (author) said:

    Ha! :: I agree with the Monkey :: I can think of no malady for which I’d accept that “cure” :: Sometimes it’s just better to be dead.

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  • Mike said:

    Man, I honestly can’t believe you can sit in your grandmothers basement typing this B.S. All the guys you are knocking are successful marketers. Without them, you would NOT EVEN HAVE A WEBSITE. Masking your presence as some sort of “consumer superhero” is creative, but pathetically inaccurate. If all you can do is knock guys that have worked their asses off to create successful businesses that provide REAL VALUE to clients, then maybe it’s not LEGIT marketers that needs an articulate pseudo-blogger pissing sarcasm all over their products and reputations. If you can “bleep bloop” your sorry retrofitted special-ed processors into seeing that without their success, you would have NOTHING. That’s not robotic – that’s how a certain living organism operates – a PARASITE. http://www.indianmba.com/Faculty_Column/FC164/fc164.html

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    _cartman_ Reply:

    Right….parasites…that’s what this new breed of internet “marketers” are, thanks for the great analogy

    Parasite – dependence on something else for existence or support without making a useful or adequate return

    Internet “marketers” (like the Dillards, Belchers, Fleecme’s, Andros’…to name butt four) provide nothing useful or of adequate return, just like the parasites you compared them to (man I’m likin this internet marketin stuff).

    Here’s the difference between marketing as done  by the Dillholes, Belchers, Fleecme’s, Andros’, and marketing done without fraud.

    Company -A- sells a course to teach the etiquette of social media how to use the sites, sign up.  Doesn’t sell it at anything but training material.

    Company -B- Real internet marketer decides that company A has a good idea…emulates company -A- and sells a similar course  less then company -A- (uses the savings as its “marketing” hook).

    Internet Fraudsters (Dillards, Belchers, Fleecme’s Andros)- Sell a course similar to company A and B, but include a little (little….hah…I made a joke) deceptive adertising in the miX…using  terms like celery like following, 6 to 7 digit incomes…. and include things like….bastardized metrics…misleading metrics…. false expertease (maybe even create a Doctor or two just for the hell of it…or put themselves in an ambassador role…or claim to have mastered the naunces of things unknown….like googles secret algorithms), they brandish BS testiMOANials…and then state that you will monetize (beyond your wildest dreams) from their specialized training and knowledge…. in an attempt to sell the course at many times its intrinsic value (value of the “asset”  as justified by the facts…using the business definition)… 

    These imbeciliacs didn’t create value, they created an illusion of value…and there you have the parasites of marketing as you mention in your analogy…the Dillard’s, the Belcher’s, the Andros’, the Fleecme’s…and many others I didn’t mention…

    Here’s a couple affirmations …..perfect for frauduct* sellers.

    I am so happy and grateful now that I can add false intrinsic value to near worthless training/product, and my own worthless expertease, in order to monetize from those who  put their trust in the fact that I am being honest with them….

    I am so happy and grateful that I can use the Bernie Madoff approach to fraudvertise successfully.

    * – frauduct trademark owned by saltydroid inc.

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  • Dan said:

    Mike: sorry, but to directly quote your mother, you are an idiot.

    Maybe you’re worried that you’ll eventually get listed on this site. Too bad. Nothing anyone can do to help your guilty conscience except suggest you clean up your act.

    Since you claim that “all the guys” Salty Droid mentioned are successful marketers, let’s start with Perry Belcher.

    Perry Belcher is a recently convicted FELON who was busted by the FBI for fraud, among other things. He was busted for NOT providing as you call it, “real value.” Specifically, for selling BOGUS medicines to SICK PEOPLE…for YEARS. (That’s probably cool with you though, since sick people are obviously just dollar signs.)

    Now let’s look at Harlan Kilstein. The yoga/hypnosis hype-master. Everyone reading this should go check out the forum link in the “Victimizing the Victim” post where Kilstein made some outrageously HIDEOUS comments to an abuse victim. Yes, a VICTIM. After reading that stuff, most people may want to take EVERYTHING that guy says with a grain of salt. Seriously can’t imagine anyone actually buying ANY of his crap after doing their homework on that guy.

    As for the other guys listed on this site, anybody with a brain (excluding you) can do a little Google searching and SEE FOR THEMSELVES what these characters are really about. (Hint: SAVE YOUR MONEY!)

    Frankly, “Mike,” or whatever your name really is (are you one of these guys, or a friend of one of them–methinks so)…you need to reduce your crack intake. That is, before it destroys the remaining crumb of a brain you have left.

    Salty Droid gets the vote for telling it like it REALLY is. Unlike you, coming here with some b.s. agenda in support of crap marketing and people throwing their money in the trash can. Well, people are waking up to that stuff and to people like you. Go take your idiotic sales pitch and trade it for a real job somewhere. Let us know how many french fry upsells you pull off. Make mine TO GO, loser.

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  • Karin Hiebert said:

    Dan gets my vote!

    (watch me get more harassment and attacks just for agreeing with you Dan!)

    It’s ok though “We are called Survivors for very good reasons”

    Will keep you and anyone else posted…

    ;)
    That you can take to the bank!

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  • SD (author) said:

    Mike Dillard! What up bitch??

    Loved your comment. My grandmothers basement … ouch. That’s devastating! I guess you’re a wordsmith and a ConMan … congrats.

    I’m busy today … but quickly ::

    1. It’s adorable that you called me a parasite. I’d say it’s ironic … but that would probably confuse you.

    2. You’re so right that I wouldn’t have a site without you ghetto ass fools … cause there is surely NO ONE else in the known Universe to poke fun at.

    3. You have no idea what the word “Value” means … or any other word that has a complex and mathematical origin.

    4. Please notice that even with the “success” of these marketers … I still have NOTHING. I’m just giving shit to assholes that deserve it … same thing I’ve been doing since I was six years old. But now … oh sweet now … NONE of you fucking pukes can run out of the room. You’re just TRAPPED in here with me … SWEATING IT.

    5. Did you even read the article you linked me to? I did. Are you stupid or something? Don’t you see that I’m not marketing anything? If I was doing this and then selling a product called Magnetic Sponsoring 3.0 … which was just a DumbAss funnel to Wealth Masters Universal {WMU} … then {maybe} you could describe this as Ambush Marketing. As is … it’s really more just a str8 AMBUSH … I hope you’re enjoying it

    6. Don’t think I didn’t notice that you commented on a post about Perry … and not on one of the {many} posts about members of YOUR DOWNLINE! So brave.

    7. I’m coming for you Mike. I promise you. You can threaten me … you can sue me … you can cry to your Mommy … but I’m coming for you. Go into your bathroom right now, snort a couple of lines off the counter … then look in the mirror and practice saying, “Do you want bacon or sausage with that, Sir?”

    I’ll have the bacon … oh and waiter … if it’s not extra crispy … I’ll send it back.

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    Scott Reply:

    I found this blog on digg where i was reading Perry Belchers retirement announcement
    or whatever. What is this about? To tear down all internet marketers or just those
    you feel are crooks or what? I have bought products from Frank Kern and Mile Dillard
    and made profits. I never bought from Belcher so I cant speak for him. I have learned a lot from
    both Dillard and Kern but it was also up to me the {buyer} to implement what I learned.
    It seems that there are a lot of disgruntled people on this blog and I have to ask if any of you ever
    actually bought products from these marketers and then actually used the product? I know for a fact that the majority of people who buy IM products never use them. So now I must ask whose
    fault is that? Before you start accusing me of being friends with any of these marketers let me assure you that I dont know any of them but whats wrong with internet marketing? Sure there are bad apples in the industry but there are bad apples everywhere.  This reminds me of rip off reports where it calls everything a scam. Is it that you dont like people getting wealthy in IM?
    Who do you recommend in IM if not Dillard or Kern who I know are legit if you use their products. Just buying a product doesn’t entitle you to anything. It still takes work.
    For curiosity sake how did you  get it in for Belcher so badly? Fill us new comers in
    on the story. I know about his past arrest but is it that you do not believe he should
    be allowed to market at all and that nobody who has done wrong can change for the better?
    Let me say it again. I do not know any of these guys and I am no poser either.
    It seems like McCarthyism is going on here. If the people who leave comments  dont believe as you do they are torn to shreds. I was just surprised to see Dillard and Kern mentioned cos
    there are many people they have helped to make money online. Explain the above post
    you wrote to Dillard and why you dont like him.
     

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    Robert Reply:

    “Scott,” please. If you were really rational and non-vested in these guys you wouldn’t have far to go to read lots of valid points about them. The fact that you’ve been to this site, looked around, and still say, “what?” makes you appear either “connected” or gullible. Either way, you lose.

    Perry Belcher is a major fraudster. He is a convicted felon currently on 10 years’ probation. He ripped off SICK PEOPLE with BOGUS MEDICINE for YEARS. And, he was incredibly LUCKY he didn’t go to prison. He deserved to, and he knows it.

    I’m not going to repeat what he did because you’ll find it all here, including the conditions of his parole, etc. Lots of compelling reading.

    But Perry didn’t stop even after that conviction for years of scamming. No, he sure didn’t.

    Perry Belcher VIOLATED the terms of his parole even after he was convicted. THAT’S probably when he realized he needed to go under the radar and lay low. (To avoid getting hauled off to jail.)

    Without going through the entire laundry list of what he’s done (plenty)…Perry Belcher’s internet marketing training act was cloaked in fraud. One big example: he based his pitch on his prior criminal sales numbers. Which means to achieve the same numbers…you would have had to rip people off…because that’s what he did to achieve those numbers in the first place. As a matter of fact, Perry even came here and ADMITTED his numbers were based on his prior scamming days! Yes, admitted it. If he’s lucky, his parole officer will continue to be clueless and ineffective and never come to this site.

    You said, “it’s up to me to implement what I’ve learned.” Yeah, if you did that in this case, you might be doing group showers at 6 a.m. for the next 10 years. Good luck with that.

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    _cartman_ Reply:

    “ I know for a fact that the majority of people who buy IM products never use them.”

    You know this how? Oh right….they told you….and they know this how….oh right….they came up with a reason for a 99.5% failure rate.

    “So now I must ask whose fault is that? ”

    Listen pumpkin head (sorry still in the halloween spirit), you made the supposition, and then you attempt to use that supposition to ”justify” your point. Stating something is hardly fact, and presenting it over and over again doesn’t make it fact.

    “Before you start accusing me of being friends with any of these marketers let me assure you that I dont know any of them ”

    If you don’t know any of them…then you can’t claim what kind of apples they are!…that’s logic 101…I went to skool

    “This reminds me of rip off reports where it calls everything a scam.”

    So you read all of rip-off report to find it calls everthing a scam, or is that just another of your suppositions to further qualify the reality of your apple “hypothesis”? You’re an online marketer…aren’t cha…step 1. create facts…step 2. present facts ad nauseam…step 3. accept facts as real?

    “I do not know any of these guys and I am no poser either.”

    That’s twice you claim not to know them, yet you can come to the “good apple” conclusion? I am more interested in the fact that you want us to believe you so badly, or that it means so much that we believe you….that means that subcutaneously you respect our opinions…..thank you for saying that…..did you see how I did that? step 1. I created a fact, step 2. I presented the fact (not ad nauseam…but I’m a gifted marketer….damn I just did it again), step 3. I accepted the fact as real……

    “Explain the above post you wrote to Dillard and why you dont like him.”

    hahaha…your obsession with why someone doesn’t like the person you are Enamored with (or whatever your fascination is with dillard), that you search out his name to make sure nobody is talking about him is fascinating to say the least. 

    As to your other suppositions about who did or did not make money…well…they are just that….

    You mentioned belcher…you mentioned kern and dillard…butt in the end…you just want justification for Dillard….how strange….sock puppet? or just puppet love? Well whatever happens I hope you and Mike can work it out…..peace out…

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  • Randal said:

    Yep, I am back with a simple friendly warning. Not from me mind you, because I don't think there is any value in being a negative. BUT there is more to consider than being the person with the spot light shining on these people. 1. they have money, 2. they can hire a PI or hacker or whatever to find you and finally (the worst part IMO) 3. they can come personally or hire someone to KILL YOU. Maybe this is more of the same kind of thing our government does in propaganda of terrorists coming to get us, but the simple fact is once these semi-smart people figure this out, you are not just pointing out their past bad ways or present idiocies, but putting yourself (and family?) in the crosshairs of a very real physical threat. Because let's face it, everyone is a tough guy on the net or phone, it is when you get in someone's face and say 'oh yeah?' with THAT look in your eye that says 'say that again motherfucker and you die' that you really get a better understanding of what people will do when you slander their name or try to take money from them…Just a thought. Have fun bloop bleep guy.

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    SaltyDroid Reply:

    If I could be feared off :: I'd already be gone.

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    STOPFatties Reply:

    "Randal" you realize that your IP can be traced directly to the location your fat ass is sitting at , right? You've got to be the world's most dumbest lard ass in the world sending DEATH THREATS from a computer to a LAWYER, who's probably got lots of LAW ENFORCEMENT friends…. For Fucks Sake!!

    That's why your stupid ass TRIES to hide under a fake name..cause you know if you were to step up your ass would end up looking like Swiss Cheese. ;) metaphorically speaking of course *snicker*

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  • Scott said:

    Ahh Robert No I am not connected nor vested with these guys. You must not have read my post well. I asked questions and did state that Frank Kern products and Dillards made me money
    but I do not know them at all.
    are you saying that their info doesnt work? Becasue as long as one implements the info
    they will make money. As far as Belcher goes I have never used any of his products but found
    it interesting as to what caused this witch hunt on him in particular. Was it merely the felony?
    Or were there other factors as well? Please answer all my above questions because i do not understand why legitimate marketers are being attacked when its a fact they have helped
    many people make money. And is it your opinion that when one does wrong there is no redemption?

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    Robert Reply:

    Ahh Scott: “you must not have read MY post well.” Or, more accurately, you must have been repeating your own mantra to yourself repeatedly, in an effort to prevent what I said from even reaching your cerebral cortex.

    You appear fixated on the capacity of particular methods for generating revenue, as opposed to the ethics and morality behind those methods. There are lots of ways to generate revenue.  Robbing a bank is one. Stealing from your neighbors is yet another. However, they are ill-advised. And, if you have no moral compass, you are simply wasting your time here.

    Now, if you’ll scrow on down, Salty has some words for you.

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  • Dave said:

    Scott,
     
    You must be dumber than you look.  For some crimes, no, there is no redemption.  For example, rape, murder, scams against the sick, scams against the elderly, bullying the weak and helpless, etc..  SD has answered Mike Dillard’s post well and completely.  Those who truly provide value, fine, I don’t follow this crap, as I’m just a simple engineer, however, anyone who promises “easy” or “free” along with ridiculous claims like “make $12,000 per month” reeks of scam.
     
    I’d never heard of Mike Dillard until reading this post.  I just did a Google search for him, and in looking at two-three of his websites, I am convinced he is a scammer who deserves all of the disdain and bad press this site and others like it can bring to bear.  These people are like vampires – they feed off the life blood of unsuspecting people who are desperate and looking for an easy way to make a quick buck.  I’m happy for you that you learned from a hustledork how to make money from the gullible.   Since you asked “Is it that you dont like people getting wealthy in IM?” I’ll answer – for myself, I can’t answer for all who are on here, and certainly not for SD -NO.  I don’t like like people who are getting wealthy essentially doing nothing but offering vague promises and BULLSHIT (sorry, I think that’s trade-marked).  When I read the crap on a page like this:  http://bit.ly/5ZluN it makes me want to puke, and it makes me want to do all I can to support Blogs like this one that aim to take him down.  I only wish I had the time and the resources to do it myself.
     
    Now fuck off and quit trying to protect your pals.
     
     

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  • SD (author) said:

    @Scott :: Thanks for stopping by and claiming to be successful without linking to your site. That’s not allowed around here … so let me help you enter into compliance.

    Here’s Scott’s site :: http://yourgamechanger.com/

    A cookie cutter redistribution of this fine biz op :: http://www.zurvita.com/ {it’s a cubed triangle … which isn’t anything like a pyramid}

    And here’s our new friend Scott promoting Evil Jowls the night before his big launch ::

    Perry Belcher’s Social Media Mastery goes live today at 12 noon est http://budurl.com/m9cr :: http://twitter.com/scott_mccollum/status/2799640546

    Maybe you’d like to reconsider some of your previous statements?  {Like the lies for instance … I’d consider reconsidering the lies.}

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  • Scott said:

    First I never said that i was successful. I did say i had made money using both Frank Kerns
    4 day cash machine and Mike Dillards magnetic sponsoring as a part time marketer and the info
    in these products if implemented does work. Burn me at the stake for saying this if you want
    but its true. I never said i got rich but I didnt expect to get rich either. I also have done affiliate
    marketing in the past and I tweeted on Perrys program I think once maybe twice. didnt make
    any sells so if that makes me a bag uy then so be it. About rip off reports comment i made
    go there put in walmart, pepsi or any company and they come up as scams so thats what i meant. I am all for exposing crooks I had a 6Ok income stolen from me so i surely see a need
    but to say that things that have been proven to work if followed are scams i have to question
    My question is have any of you used Dillards products? Or Kerns? If not how can you call it a scam? I was talkin more about these guys than I was Belcher. I can careless just wanted more details on why the venom and was wondering if I didnt know some things also. It seems like if everyone doesnt have the same opinion as you guys you torch them even if they just have questions. I do not know nor have I ever talked to any of the 3 mentioned here and that is the truth

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    Robert Reply:

    Let’s review why you received the responses you did:

    1. You commented under a Perry Belcher post. (Mike Dillard has his own posts here, fyi.)

    2. You specifically asked, “for curiosity sake how did you  get it in for Belcher so badly”

    3. There are (41) – count ‘em – (41) full posts about Belcher here. Even amongst the wisecracks and heckles, there is plenty of substantive analysis about Belcher’s questionable activities, both about the time before and time after his felony conviction. If you can’t find anything unsettling about him after reviewing all that, then you were never even open to that possibility.

    4. You are a disciple of the guys you trumpet and thus you are biased. It should be noted that just because you’ve made some money using their methods does not mean those methods are consistent, reliable, or even ethical. Given ”expert training,” you might even be able to rob a bank and not get caught. Would you endorse such training because it was technically effective and could “generate revenue?”

    5. You’re overgeneralizing based on your agenda, and minimizing valid public opinion. “Rip-off report” doesn’t call everything a scam. In fact, it’s actually a forum. Real people who who feel they have been wronged and then complain via that site (or any other) are the ones saying something is a scam. Referring to complaints about other companies or individuals is irrelevant and a distractionary tactic. What matters is the volume and specifics of complaints about the people in question.

    Lastly: why on earth are you here, given that you have already formulated an opinion? Let me help you with that. You’re either here because you actually do have a conscience and it’s nagging at you, or you have some fear of crossing the line and being held to task one day yourself. Hopefully it’s the former.

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    sweet pea Reply:

    Sadly, I doubt that either of your hypotheses is correct.  I suspect Mike has just come in from some IM meetup, twitter party… maybe he’s just been out drinking with his partners in crime.  Perhaps he’s had a few too many, maybe he’s high…or just felt the call of duty to protect his clan.  Maybe his cronies are right there with him.

    What is it with all these CON MEN/FRAUDSTERS congregating in Texas? 

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    _cartman_ Reply:

    “First I never said that i was successful. I did say i had made money using both Frank Kerns
    4 day cash machine and Mike Dillards magnetic sponsoring as a part time marketer and the info
    in these products if implemented does work. Burn me at the stake for saying this if you want
    but its true.”

    You can make money selling lies to people, that was never the issue. Which is why I always compare these guys to used car salespeople…sure you can deman a higher price for a car that wasn’t in an accident (or at the bottom of a lake), but if you misrepresent the facts (much like they do withtheir frauducts), you can command a much higher price. Before internet marketing and the likes of Belcher, Andros, Fleeceme, Dillard…etc…one of the most fraudulent industries was the used car industry…now its internet “marketing” (see I just created those facts…just right out of my head). I’m a “marketing” genius. 

    “ I never said i got rich but I didnt expect to get rich either. ”

    See the point isn’t what you “expect”, it’s what the person should expect by what they are being promised . Dillard is a fucking idiot (sorry salty can I say that here?)….he takes the approach (and I will include a link to his video) that regardless of what is “promised” or “said” it is the fault of the person purchasing….the thing is he has no empirical evidence, but is able to assign blame…his answer sounds more like a sounding board to convey a message to all those who blamed him (and others like him)…for bullshit he conveyed…a kind of it’s your fault for believing promises that you had no business believing….Dillard takes ignorance to a whole new level…

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    azzclown Reply:

    @cartman’s post on http://preview.tinyurl.com/yfgtqrz   the ask Mike series
     
    One question… who cut this nutbag’s hair????????????????????????????????? I swear he reminds me of those people who dance with snakes in the name of “jesus”

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  • SWEETIE CAKES said:

    I get the feeling Scott is being sent here by one of the “gurus”. I guess he gets to sit on Dilliard’s lap at the next seminar.

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    sweet pea Reply:

    Yeah, me too.  See my reply above.

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  • azzclown said:

    @Scott , bitch please! ! ! !! !!!! ! ! ! !!! You know damn well you would never spend $1,000 or $3,000 or $5,000 on information you can get in a $19 book at Barnes & Nobble. If you have studied from Kern and all these other marketers then you 1. either spent thousands of dollars in the hopes of making it big time or 2. you’re severely mentally retarded and happened to have access to a TON of COLD HARD CASH for some subatomic-quantum-particle-fake-new-age-cookie-quack-non-doctor-hard-2-wrap-ur-head-around reason. Either way you look hella stupid here.
     
    Scott, if you’re trying hard not to feel bad about money you’ve spent and lost then by all means ask salty to help you get your money back.
     

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