Cuban artist Geandy Pavon had to leave Cuba because he fucking hated the beach.  Everywhere you look :: a fucking beach.  I mean really :: it’s just slutty.
Or maybe it was the soul-sucking totalitarianism?
Who knows?
Some people like beaches … some people don’t. Some people like having basic human dignity … some people don’t.
Geandy has a project awesomely called “Nemesis“ :: describe by me as light-on-real-estate smack downs.
Above :: the image of Chinese artist Ai Weiwei :: wrongly imprisoned by Stalinist bullshit :: projected hugely on the wall of the Chinese Consulate in …

My father is Li Gang bitches … at least that’s what I told Twitter.
In China being the devil-seed of Li Gang earns you the right to drunk-kill poor ice skating farm girls {fun!} :: but I guess it doesn’t work so well with people in California … cause I can’t even get 140 characters with it.
You’re dead to me Li Gang. You’re still my fake dad and everything … but we’re fighting so don’t come in my room.
Jason Jones :: aka The Salty Droid {according to Brain Clark} :: was recently …

It’s an outstanding day at James Ray International :: in a parallel universe … or something.  But back here in the 3rd dimension of realities things are still suck-balls for James Ray International and its chief officers James Arthur Ray :: James Arthur Ray :: and let me not forget … James Arthur Ray.
All the evidence in the trial continues to point overwhelmingly to Mr. Ray’s guilt/worthlessness. The defense is presenting lots of imaginary evidence :: all of which is super awesome except for the part where it’s imaginary.
It’s hard to watch :: …

Robert Proxy was the fake man in charge of the fake robot on FaceBook.
The Salty Droid’s fan page on The Facebook was sparsely maintained :: because FaceBook is shit … and because The Droid already learned a hard lesson about building something valuable on someone else’s sell-out platform {*cough* twitter *cough* youtube *cough* bluehost *cough*}.
The death of four people :: and his arrest and subsequent trial for three of the four :: weren’t enough to keep James Arthur Ray from continuing to peddle his bullshit secrets to scientific successfulness on …

Revolution!!!
No shit.
What should I say? Think of something good robot :: think … think …
HIGH FIVES!
{ugh … anti-trite fail}
Did you really just do that Egypt? Holy fucking black swan.
“What’s gonna happen now mommy? I’m quivering with fear tears” :: cries Glenn Beck to his life-size Glenn Beck doll.
Fuck you Glenn Beck :: that’s what’s going to happen next.
How about NOT tyranny? NOT tyranny … the best possible thing.
Thanks for the inspiration Egyptians.
Without question :: one of the most epic fucking things I’ve ever seen …
People Power!
>> bleep bloop

Many of you stupid bastards wish I was encouraging victims to file official complaints regarding the various dubious doings daintily detailed here.
No :: stupid :: I won’t do it …
1) piss off
2) boring
3) it won’t help
4) did I ask for your fucking opinion?
On the other hand …
1) you’re probably right
2) I don’t know everything
3) maybe it will help
4) why do I have to be such an asshole about everything?
Fine :: I’ll do it.
New to the NavBar :: the SaltyDroid Complaints Department.
Thanks to Work at Home Truth for the inspiration :: and …

Happy New Year Motherfuckers!
Not really.
The millennium is officially a preteen :: so I guess she still loves Justin Bieber … and Twitter. Whatever :: grow up millennium!
According to GraphingEngineer Mike Koenigs :: 2011 is going to be another tough year :: especially for people with college degrees. As you can clearly see from this overwhelming evidence :: Job Opportunities for College Grads :: expressed as a percentage {of something}  :: are on the downtrend  … towards the zeroish type area :: frowny face.
Meanwhile :: people with “Social Media” can look forward to 100% opportunities …

Copyblogger’s Brian Clark no like me.
Me so sad :: me want to cry. How will me ever succeed on the blogs now?
I’ve been critical of Brian Clark’s vapid message :: his parasitic existence :: his censorship of dissent :: his being a big fat unreasonable bully :: and the total uselessness of his useless products.
Ouch.
Even worse {for Brian Clark} :: in spite of my outrageous outrageousness :: this fake robot website has become big and important … and whatever I’m bitching about seems to go right to the top of the search results.
Sorry Charlie … …

Happy Thanksgiving.
Not really.
Some of you aren’t even Americans … so whatever. Don’t go celebrating American holidays if you ain’t got the right. We’re the ones who exploited the lands and peoples of the New {to us} World … not you.  So keep your damn foreign hands off our meat based holidays. Especially you Canada … I better not smell any god damn turkey up there!  And no watching NFL football either {you can watch Rangers v. Man United on DVR like I’m about to do}.
“But Droids can’t be Americans” :: …

I recently had a meeting with Iain McDonald about my new line of highly fashionable post-transgender pants.
Iain is the founder Amnesia Razorfish :: a digital advertising agency based in Sydney :: and a part of Razorfish … which wasn’t then was and now isn’t {say it fast} a part of Microsoft. Iain’s agency helps companies take their brands online or whatever blah blah blah.
He’s an Internet marketer. Funny right? Like an actual one!
See … for those of you not in the know … around here the term “Internet Marketer” has exactly jackshit to do …