This fucking “job” is like cocaine :: exhilarating … addictive … expensive … and personally destructive.
But how am I supposed to go back to being a normal/boring person after seven years a fake robot?
It’s not possible :: the arc of my irrelevant life has been set … and it involves incessant rhetorical fisticuffs with people who want to stab me in the eye holes.
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The New York Times reveals the secret of Tony Robbins :: and that secret is … Tony Robbins is so awesome and he knows Mitt Romney and Barack Obama and everything! He invented life coaching!
People “live and die and breathe” for Tony Robbins :: giggles Andrew Ross Sorkin … it’s all highlarious good fun. But he understands that there are some skeptics out there who don’t think Tony Robbins is so fucking great …
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What if … I’d never fucking existed?
It’s easy enough to imagine :: cause fake robots aren’t even real … and I’ve recently been an unannounced absentee.
Another year is ending :: it’s dark and cold :: a great time to ask myself the tough questions … maybe contemplate suicide.
Is it a wonderful life?
I imagine that my guardian angel :: come to talk me down from the bridge of my wintery discontent …
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irt bag :: piece of shit :: fuck stupid cog in the sick machine … John Swallow … may be set to resign as Utah’s Attorney General.
The Deseret News …
Embattled Utah Attorney General John Swallow has cut a deal with the lieutenant governor’s office to resign in order to avoid facing criminal charges, a source told the Deseret News…
In lieu of the criminal charges,
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This Salt Lake City Weekly cover story is fucking amazing :: in a “sticking it to the badguys” kind of way … and fucking depressing … in a “this is how it’s going in our society” kind of way. Bad Company: An ex-con who says he raised funds for John Swallow is nowhere to be found on the AG’s campaign records. Eric Peterson :: “crushing it”… to use a totally pointless phrase popularized by someone totally pointless who I fucking hate.
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