Letter to Two Dave Navarros

Dave Navarro wanted to be an Internet Marketer. Like lots of you people :: he wanted to be less of a cog in a big unthinking machine. He wanted to have more time for his family :: and more time for himself. He wanted increased certainty :: and less fear of the future. He wanted things to be different […]

Naomi Dunford’s Death Threats and Hate Crimes

“I’m going to tell you a story and it’s very, very important. Please read it, all the way through. Women’s lives are at stake.”

One of my posts could start like that :: if I were a shit-trite writer … cause women’s lives are at stake. The after effects of protracted manipulation are regularly deadly … as Kirby :: Liz […]

This is {also} relevant to my interests

Great black waves … {of allegory one supposes} … I think that’s where we left off.

ProBlogging :: you can do it! … in just 10 easy steps according to me.

And according to the professional blogger who calls himself ProBlogger :: Darren Rowse :: pro blogging is a six-figure type situation …

… apparently one of the secrets of six-figure blogging is book […]

The IttyBiz Spider

The IttyBizzy spider climbed up the water spout :: where she churned a blackened web and waited {festering in her own goo} to suck the life from anything plump that crossed her sticky path.

Down came the rain :: but it didn’t do shit to the IttyBizzy spider :: it just evaporated around her in a screaming steam. All things […]

Brian Clark :: A is for Asshole

Operation CRUSH the fucking boiler rooms has officially begun …

… but then we had to pause to talk about newts and Twitter spammers and such so I could mention that I was quoted in one of America’s original science magazines. Woot!  Nerd-gasm! Wanna talk some more about that?  Cause I will …


Okay fine :: but as long as we’re […]

7 Ways to Respond Maturely to Criticism

Copyblogger’s Brian Clark no like me.

Me so sad :: me want to cry. How will me ever succeed on the blogs now?

I’ve been critical of Brian Clark’s vapid message :: his parasitic existence :: his censorship of dissent :: his being a big fat unreasonable bully :: and the total uselessness of his useless products.


Even worse {for Brian Clark} :: in spite […]

Scribes of Silence

Scribe SEO :: the first two words of this post are Scribe and SEO.  It doesn’t make that much sense.

Remember when I already used this photo?

Its file name is :: copyblogger-sonia-simone-brian-clark.jpg

What a lame and stupid file name. Back in the before time :: it would have had a fucking awesome name like …


… delicious! Those are file names you can […]

Copyblogger :: Six Figure Flogging

Can you make six figures blogging?  Let’s examine that issue together …

No! You can’t.

Examination over … c u l8r!

{boo hiss boo … that doesn’t count as a post you lazy bitch … boo hiss boo}

Okay fine :: fuck! :: a little more. But only a little … cause I wanna play Halo Reach {sort of}.

Blogging means writing … right? […]

Copyblogger :: Six Figure Commenting

Fourscore and yesterday :: at 3 am Robot Standard Time :: the justice robot left a comment over at Copyblogger.  Copyblogger :: if you don’t already know because you’re interesting :: is a stupid and boring place to talk about stupid and boring things that are stupid and boring.

The post was about how Chris Pearson and his Thesis theme […]