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{ 13 Jul 2009 :: 29 Comments }
Pretty in Petty

Meet Maria A. Andros {twitter}.  She calls herself, “The Video Marketing Queen” {because what’s a nickname without a definite article?}. Maria was a part of the 90 Day Challenge scam run by our old friends DK and Jimmy Davis {it’s NOT too late to get a refund}. Her idiotic lies and dark hearted coquettishness were an aid to Jimmy and DK … and for that I have not forgotten her.
Currently Maria is promoting {and being promoted by} SICK FUCK Not-Doctor Kilstein.  She just can’t seem to get enough of his …

D-Bags, DK, Jimmy Davis »

{ 27 May 2009 :: 7 Comments }
Refund Kryptonite

Debbie! Take a letter … then dip it in the stagnant urine of an asparagus eating lion.
To: Jimmy Davis & Dennis Karganilla
Dear Lost Boys,
Sorry about the smell.  You know how the post office can be this time of year.  Anyway … but seriously … sorry about the smell.
Lukewarm Regards,

Droid
When The Droid began his assault on DK and Jimmy this March, the pair were selling the 90 Day Challenge.  It’s been described by Jimmy Davis as their “flagship product” :: Because Jimmy likes to make words with his mouth that …

Aaron Parkinson, DK, Jimmy Davis, Scams »

{ 13 Apr 2009 :: 28 Comments }
Carbon Copy Crap

There is no question that DK Dipshit and JimmyDavis are squirmy little turds.  They are of no value :: They are unpleasant to look at :: They have the stink of waste :: If you get them on your skin, you’ll think of NOTHING but washing them off for months {no mere soap is powerful enough … The Droid recommends gasoline followed by matches}.
But DK and Jimmy are just one sad wilting branch on a much bigger Turd Tree.  The Droid isn’t content with breaking just the smelly little branches …

D-Bags, DK, Jimmy Davis, Scams, Video »

{ 1 Apr 2009 :: 7 Comments }
DK & Jimmy’s Religious Conversion

The Droid’s cross platform assault on The DipShit Twins {DK and Jimmy Davis} is only about a week old :: But the piss is already dripping down their scamming legs.
The “product” these two hustlers are hawking is called :: “The 90 Day Challenge” ::  Here are some of the particulars ::
1.  The program consists of nothing valuable.  It’s mostly just DK rambling on-and-on in front of a wobbly camera like a retarded rat that’s been taught to speak, but not to understand.
2.  Much of the “training” in the 90 Day Challenge consists of …

D-Bags, DK, Jimmy Davis, Scams, Video »

{ 31 Mar 2009 :: 2 Comments }
DK and Jimmy: Too Dumb to Fail

>> bloop
run.{new turd}introduction :: DK & Jimmy :: Stupid, Slimy, Scammers :: Video from their pathetic squeeze page ::

Is there anything more alluring than the pairing of Falcon Crest music with oddly conspiratorial questions? Yes :: Obviously there is … lots of things actually … most things … okay let’s just admit it ::> EVERYTHING!
Dennis Karganilla and his partner in scam/lust Jimmy Davis are selling themselves as experts in marketing, the Internet, and new media.  Their services inexplicably cost THOUSANDS are priced based on the Muggers Price Code ::> Give me whatever is in your wallet!
Unfortunately …