Articles in the Eben Pagan Category
Andy Jenkins, BlogWorld, Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, Free Speech, James Arthur Ray, Mike Koenigs, Oprah, Rick Calvert, Scamworld, the media, The Syndicate, Trolls »
Do you want to see Hulk Hogan 5.0 having sex with some lady who should oughta be bein’ faithful to Bubba the Love Sponge?
Do you want Kathy Bates to hobble you with a dragon bone seriously infected with the hantavirus?
Shirly those two questions are equivalents?
Was that last question a question?
Anywayz :: turd spewing pageview whoring turd site Gawker :: whose mission is all about smearing turds all around everywhere turd style … is pretty sure you need this sex tape in your life.
“We watch this footage because it’s something we’re not …
Andy Jenkins, Anik Singal, Anthony Morrison, bleep bloop, Boiler Rooms, credit cards, Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, FTC, Hope, Interviews, Jeremy Johnson, John Raygoza, Mike Filsaime, Perry Belcher, PushTraffic, Scams, The Syndicate, Tony Robbins, Video, Yanik Silver »
So I’m totally famous now … I can haz u monies?
Last year Engadget left AOL to become The Verge :: because AOL is like one of the stupidest things that’s ever happened … and if you breathe in their fumes for too long you’ll turn into a raging idiot addicted to teeth whiteners. Says David Carr in his NYTimes article about the move …
“In Internet years, AOL has grown long in the tooth and seems incapable of playing nice with the toys it buys. There is a great deal of …
Bill Harris, Cults, Dave Navarro, Eben Pagan, Greg Hartle, James Arthur Ray, Josh Fredrickson, Megan Fredrickson, Munger Tolles & Olson, Naomi Dunford, Sean Stephenson, Video »
NotDoctor Sean Stephenson :: BFF of James Arthur Ray :: was recently engaged to the lovely Mindie Kniss. He told us about it {above} while in California speaking at the SANG conference. SANG is a totally innocent networking group cofounded by legend of black business :: and founder of Black America Online :: Stephen “Roc” Pierce.
Little connections like that are fun. It’s not a conspiracy against the customers or anything … just a few totally random coincidences that couldn’t possibly mean anything other than fun.
Mindie and Sean’s love is so …
Eben Pagan, Johnny Truant, Laura Roeder, Naomi Dunford »
http://vimeo.com/15299782
Linda Eaves is Naomi Dunford’s bitch :: according to Linda Eaves.
Being the bitch of a know-nothing loser is not recommended by The Salty Droid :: but my recommendations are rarely taken because I’m just a unicorn hater. If unicorns aren’t real :: then real life is real … and nobody wants to believe that depressing shit.
After an hour-long consult with the IttyBiz spider :: Linda finally settled on the basis for her Internet freedom business. I hope she won’t mind if I spoil the surprise and tell you … it’s granting wishes.
Wishes …
Eben Pagan, Scams, The Syndicate »
Seems wrong to talk about anything other than Egypt right now :: but that’s not the sort of thing I talk about. Fake robotics is only in its infancy :: and global politics is a highly advanced function. Still :: I’ve prepared a few words …
“Fuck you Hosni Mubarak :: you fucking fuck!
Go away …
… twenty years ago.
I fart in your general direction!
etc.”
Okay then :: I think I handled that situation with grace and distinction. Now on to something only slightly less important …
Who stole Eben Pagan’s balls? Or was …
Andy Jenkins, Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, Jeff Johnson, Jeff Walker, John Reese, Mike Filsaime, Ryan Deiss, Scams, The Syndicate, Video »
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UPDATE :: Video taken down by badguys … I’m working on getting it back up in America … please enjoy it in Sweden while we wait … http://www.videoweed.com/file/uz7jy50typr7t
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UPDATE 2 :: In the interest of making d-bags do more paperwork … it’s back on our friend @_cartman_’s account …
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2010 started off with so much fake hope :: not to mention a beautiful wedding between two sick old pricks smelling of rot. Oh the memories … it’s costing me so much to have them removed. Things got a little out of hand that night …
Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, Jeff Walker, Scams, The Syndicate »
“Syndicate is a fancy way of saying trade union.”
Says Frank Kern :: famed connoisseur of fancy talk. Fancy talk :: fancy cat food :: fancy flip fops … only the fucking fanciest for Frank.
This past March :: during The Syndicate’s launch of Frank Kern’s List Control :: I wrote a sweet post that RickRolled all y’all. Given the fake drama that surrounds me … it was an especially epic RickRoll for which I should win some sort of prize {but I won’t because the judges are racist against robots!}. That post also had several secret …
Andy Jenkins, Brad Fallon, Eben Pagan, Ed Dale, Frank Kern, Jeff Johnson, Jeff Walker, John Reese, Mike Filsaime, Mike Koenigs, Paulie Sabol, Ryan Deiss, Scams, The Syndicate »
{smoke still clearing}
Hi again!
So badguys … how you like me now?
The Internet Marketing Syndicate post {plus comments} currently has a word count of 54,000. The first 1500 words are fucking priceless {natch!}. The quality of the remaining 52,500 is … let’s say … highly variable. So :: for the second time :: the comments are the post.
Congratulations on the epic honor of making the cut … your fake check is in the mail {no it isn’t!}.
@Cosmic Connie ::
“Good work, SD. You have illuminated the apparent business model not only for …
Andy Jenkins, Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, Jeff Johnson, Jeff Walker, John Reese, Mike Filsaime, Ryan Deiss, Scams, The Syndicate, Video »
The Syndicate.
That’s what they call themselves. The Syndicate. Like if they built a fucking tree house {which they probably did} :: then they used a wood burner to carve that name over the extra wide door. The Syndicate. “Look Mom we named our club! It’s a name and a description … we’re super smart like that.”
The Syndicate is a cartel at the center of the get rich quick world of Internet Marketing. Each of the members tries to pass himself off as a freewheeling entrepreneur. An individual rising above :: …
