It’s clear how Michael Burton’s faux career at scam company Herbalife is going to end :: fucking disastrously … and with no possible excuses.
“But how did his career begin?” … asks a giraffe standing on a turtle.
Well :: inquisitive giraffe with extraordinary balance :: it began with used cars … in the style of our very own previously shat upon The […]
Herbalife show piece :: and puffy-old-ass-white-guy :: Michael Burton … is … magnificently :: colossally :: stratospherically :: hyperbolic-adverbially … bankrupt. Bankrupt enough :: in fact … to be ten average American bankruptcies all by his gross muscly lonesome.
It’s impressive :: if you are capable of being impressed by horrible things … which I totally am.
Over the years :: […]
“I LOVE HERBALIFE …”
… is what Herbalife President’s Team member Michael Burton said to me :: unconvincingly … this past fall when I was fake robotic questioning him about his various scum sucking.
“I will be sharing the great health results of the products with people and possibilities of how Herbalife can help as long as I am on this […]
2013 sucked it :: like … hardcore.
“This can’t be fucking happening” … is how I’d sum up the year in fake robotic sentiment. Not exactly a fresh sentiment around here I know :: but it’s deeper now … darker … bleaker. Because :: yeah … this is fucking happening … and there’s no more me hiding from it.
For five […]
Oh my gosh :: welcome to The Salty Droid you motherfucking fuckhead … I […]
Vemma’s no scam bro … YPR.
Do these peeps here look like scammers to you?
Hellz no :: they’re just a couple of sexy white kids tipping back a few cold ones … […]