Unaccredited Prestige

The success or failure of an independent professional’s business is closely tied to that professional’s reputation. A dentist who develops a reputation for unnecessarily pulling teeth in support of his niche line of macabre jewelry :: for example … will shortly run out of patients.

Reputation is everything.

According to the various lawyers that Leonard Coldwell has hired to lose to me :: Lenny is […]

SaltyDroid at Sea

According to Wired :: the Summit Series is like TED meets Burning Man …

ON A RECENT weekend, Barack Obama’s chief technology strategist, a prominent conservationist, and a supernatural mentalist — a professional mind reader — walked into a California ski lodge. In context, this was nothing unusual. Nearby stood Evan Williams, Twitter’s co-founder, and Gus Van Sant, the film […]

Coldwell Case Files

This SaltyDroid story trilogy was eight months in the making :: it features …
… some beatdowns …
… some lawsuits …
… a German …
… a Texan …
… a Lawyer …
… a lie detector …
… a hypothetical Jew …
… and a semi-retired fake robot …
It’s gonna be fuckin’ awesome :: and it starts right here … at the hilarious end.

The End
Shame of Germany […]

Ocean Breathes Salty

This fucking “job” is like cocaine :: exhilarating … addictive … expensive … and personally destructive.

But how am I supposed to go back to being a normal/boring person after seven years a fake robot?

It’s not possible :: the arc of my irrelevant life has been set … and it involves incessant rhetorical fisticuffs with people who want to stab […]

Krispen Culbertson William May Lawyer SEO & Associates

Leonard Coldwell’s new lawyer-ish-type-person is just not that into me …

“But then, human beings aren’t as important as your grandiose ideas, are they?  Stalin and Hitler had the same idea, and you don’t even realize it. They didn’t get out much, either.”

… says he to me today.

In case you’re trying to calculate Godwin’s Law probabilities at home :: I’ll give you […]

Leonard Coldwell … again?

I just love to look at this picture and go :: wow … dumb.

It’s Leonard Coldwell and Peter Wink :: “Real Champion” castaways of Kevin Trudeau … showing off their suckcessfulness by modeling their matching IBMS Masters Society wedding rings. This must be the engagement photo …

… I’d hate to presume :: but it sure looks like Lenny is already […]

Hurricane Herbalife

“Attend EVERY event” :: Herbalifers are told … at every event. I’m too busy doing ________{insert anything else} to satisfy the EVERY standard :: but I did attend ONE event … which went way better than my Herbalife job interview. Here’s my staccato summation of an all day event at Herbalife …
clapping with music
changing your life!
we are a family clapping

rhythmic clapping
your life […]

The Secret of Tony Robbins

The New York Times reveals the secret of Tony Robbins :: and that secret is … Tony Robbins is so awesome and he knows Mitt Romney and Barack Obama and everything! He invented life coaching!

People “live and die and breathe” for Tony Robbins :: giggles Andrew Ross Sorkin … it’s all highlarious good fun. But he understands that there are […]

Christopher Reese :: Straight for My Boys

Christopher Reese {pictured above left with Herbalife executive Des Walsh} is an International 15K President’s Team member :: which in case you’re not down with the lingo … means he’s very near the tippy top of the pyramid.

Reese oozed up from Chairman’s Club member Doran Andry’s Southern California scum-pot-downline … a group of people building their fake businesses beneath […]

Merry Christmas Goodbye

What if … I’d never fucking existed?

It’s easy enough to imagine :: cause fake robots aren’t even real … and I’ve recently been an unannounced absentee.

Another year is ending :: it’s dark and cold :: a great time to ask myself the tough questions … maybe contemplate suicide.

Is it a wonderful life?

{not really}
Merry Christmas
I imagine that my guardian angel […]