Free Speech

Dissent is silenced by the weak and limp corporate machine :: how sad for liberty and justice for ALL.

Minion Uprising 2.0

Are you with me … or are you with me?

Or wait … are you against me?

WTF!  You’re against me? What did I ever do to you?

Oh I ruined your life? Okay … that makes sense. But the rest of you have no excuse.

This fake robot site is tough to read :: and understand … because it’s fucking awesome and […]

Crystal Cox’s 5th Amendment Rights

“You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into …”

… said some peeps from Crystal Cox’s past and present after I slapped her a couple times across her puffy dumb dumb face.

Whatevers :: says me :: you peeps got no idea what I’m already into … this one is nothing to me.

Crystal Cox’s freaknuts bullshit predates the Internet :: […]

Vorys, Sater, Seymour and Pease :: Attorneys-at-Scam

Are you a soul-destroying scammer who’s irritated by the constitutional rights of the little people?

So annoying!

Are you worried that all your boiler room monies are going to run out now that you’ve burned every fucking bridge in Madison County?

Stupid bridges!

Then Vorys, Sater, Seymour and Pease :: Attorneys-at-Scam can help! At Vorys {pronounced voyeurs} … we believe in your right to […]

Stephen Pierce Scam Nipple Lawyer

Dear LameLawyers {to whom I’ve sent private notice of this open public letter} ::

That’s your client’s nipple right there :: he likes to show it to all his professional contacts on the facebooks … because he’s a tiny insecure freak stain with no education or skills.

But that’s not really the problem is it?

Nope.

The problem is that Stephen Pierce is […]

Consumer Protection Summit :: Suits vs Unicorns

Four score and seven years ago …

… starts a famous speech that I can totally plagiarise because its author and his nut-job wife both died before Mickey Mouse invented copyright tyranny. It ends like this …

… that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom … and that this government of the people :: by the people :: for the […]

Boiled Gnome

You know I hate me some gnomes :: the hats :: the tiny dumb dancing :: the chirp chirp singing … and of course the fucking scamming. Maybe it’s not fair to judge all gnomes based on my limited experience with them :: but so what … I don’t have to be fair to gnomes. Fuck you gnomes :: […]

Stop Online Plagiarism Act

I’m fucking against the SOPA :: and the PIPA … and the Santa Maria. I just blacked out my whole glorious fake robot site to prove it {and for fear of defying Wikipedia}. According to The Times of New York :: the protests and bellyaching are working … and the stupid old men of the stupid old man Congress […]

Stop Stop Online Piracy Act

The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.

I’m against it.

I think it’s dumb.

I fart in its general direction.

I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.

I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think […]

Crystal Cox :: iS nOt a BLOgGER

Crystal Cox isn’t in the porno business :: allegedly/hopefully :: even though she clearly has a porno name. Crystal PornoName is an “investigative blogger” :: a title that only a very serious person would grant unto herself.

Crystal was sued by some mean lawyers for defaming some other mean lawyers and a Federal judge ruled that …

she wasn’t a journalist […]

Facial Indictment

Cuban artist Geandy Pavon had to leave Cuba because he fucking hated the beach.  Everywhere you look :: a fucking beach.  I mean really :: it’s just slutty.

Or maybe it was the soul-sucking totalitarianism?

Who knows?

Some people like beaches … some people don’t. Some people like having basic human dignity … some people don’t.

Geandy has a project awesomely called “Nemesis” :: describe […]