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{ 15 Mar 2012 :: 177 Comments }
Consumer Protection Summit :: Suits vs Unicorns

Four score and seven years ago …
… starts a famous speech that I can totally plagiarise because its author and his nut-job wife both died before Mickey Mouse invented copyright tyranny. It ends like this …
… that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom … and that this government of the people :: by the people :: for the people :: shall not perish from the earth.
Fuck yeah!
Cause free.dom is a struggle :: it can progress or it can decay … but stasis is a non-option. Project America’s government of …

Boiler Rooms, David Sipes, Don Lapre, Frank Kern, Free Speech, FTC, Interviews, Ivy Capital, Jeremy Johnson, John Raygoza, Michael Savage, Mike Filsaime, Professional Marketing International, Prosper, PushTraffic, Russell Brunson, Scams, The Syndicate, The Tax Club, Utah, Warrior Forum, Yanik Silver »

{ 2 Mar 2012 :: 113 Comments }
Boiled Gnome

You know I hate me some gnomes :: the hats :: the tiny dumb dancing :: the chirp chirp singing … and of course the fucking scamming. Maybe it’s not fair to judge all gnomes based on my limited experience with them :: but so what … I don’t have to be fair to gnomes. Fuck you gnomes :: go away and fix some stuff with your dumb little tool sacks.
The Gnome I know is in The Syndicate :: has terrible ideas for family vacations :: has anachronistic disrespect for the …

bleep bloop, copyright, Free Speech, Jeremy Johnson, Mark Shurtleff, Utah »

{ 19 Jan 2012 :: 108 Comments }
Stop Online Plagiarism Act

I’m fucking against the SOPA :: and the PIPA … and the Santa Maria. I just blacked out my whole glorious fake robot site to prove it {and for fear of defying Wikipedia}. According to The Times of New York :: the protests and bellyaching are working … and the stupid old men of the stupid old man Congress {which is like a series of intestinal tubes} are caving.

“A freshman senator, Marco Rubio of Florida, a rising Republican star, was first out of the starting gate Wednesday morning with his …

bleep bloop, copyright, DMCA, Free Speech, Twitter, Video »

{ 13 Jan 2012 :: 53 Comments }
Stop Stop Online Piracy Act

The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.
I’m against it.
I think it’s dumb.
I fart in its general direction.
I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.
I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think that’s how these things are done}. It reminds me of the time I had a Vimeo account :: after I got banned from YouTube and I set it up in hopes …

Crystal Cox, Free Speech, MLM, Scams »

{ 14 Dec 2011 :: 114 Comments }
Crystal Cox :: iS nOt a BLOgGER

Crystal Cox isn’t in the porno business :: allegedly/hopefully :: even though she clearly has a porno name. Crystal PornoName is an “investigative blogger” :: a title that only a very serious person would grant unto herself.
Crystal was sued by some mean lawyers for defaming some other mean lawyers and a Federal judge ruled that …

she wasn’t a journalist so shield and retraction laws don’t apply
she couldn’t Anti-SLAPP him
the mean lawyer wasn’t a public figure under NYT v. Sullivan or a limited public figure under Gertz
the matter :: a big …

bleep bloop, China, Free Speech, Hope »

{ 29 May 2011 :: 8 Comments }
Facial Indictment

Cuban artist Geandy Pavon had to leave Cuba because he fucking hated the beach.  Everywhere you look :: a fucking beach.  I mean really :: it’s just slutty.
Or maybe it was the soul-sucking totalitarianism?
Who knows?
Some people like beaches … some people don’t. Some people like having basic human dignity … some people don’t.
Geandy has a project awesomely called “Nemesis“ :: describe by me as light-on-real-estate smack downs.
Above :: the image of Chinese artist Ai Weiwei :: wrongly imprisoned by Stalinist bullshit :: projected hugely on the wall of the Chinese Consulate in …

Brad Fallon, Free Speech, Harlan Kilstein, Jeff Walker, Joel Comm, Mike Filsaime, Mike Koenigs, Scams »

{ 24 May 2011 :: 118 Comments }
Trademarked Confusion :: Joel Comm Droid Con

Two lawyers walk into a bar ::
Lawyer 1:  Let’s call The Salty Droid and –
Lawyer 2: Thanks for the beer, see you around {sound of saloon door swinging on its hinges}.
Lawyers :: you see :: have an aversion to fake robots … and risks … and technologies more complicated than blackberries {the fruit} … and things that can’t be classified into check-box forms and filed alphabetically.
So when lawyers do call in on the fake robot hotline :: they’re wanting favors not troubles :: and they usually start off just like …

bleep bloop, China, Free Speech, Twitter »

{ 19 May 2011 :: 37 Comments }
Free Ai

My father is Li Gang bitches … at least that’s what I told Twitter.
In China being the devil-seed of Li Gang earns you the right to drunk-kill poor ice skating farm girls {fun!} :: but I guess it doesn’t work so well with people in California … cause I can’t even get 140 characters with it.
You’re dead to me Li Gang. You’re still my fake dad and everything … but we’re fighting so don’t come in my room.
Jason Jones :: aka The Salty Droid {according to Brain Clark} :: was recently …

Free Speech, James Malinchak, Scams, Secret Millionaire, the media »

{ 31 Mar 2011 :: 144 Comments }
The Malinchak Reaction

James Malinchak is a fucking scammer!
… or something.
Of course :: I’m a just fake robot so what do I know but parody?
My recent James Malinchak {aka fucking scammer} post landed on ole’ cuzin Malinchak like a plague of biblical frogs :: and he no likey. I mean :: hello :: he’s trying to launch a scam frauduct off the back-end of a BS television appearance over here … and this ain’t helping.
He better do something about it … like … um … like … um …
Says James Malinchak to the …

bleep bloop, Free Speech, Hope, James Arthur Ray, Jennifer Horton, Scams »

{ 5 Mar 2011 :: 21 Comments }
Censorship as Filler :: X

Robert Proxy was the fake man in charge of the fake robot on FaceBook.
The Salty Droid’s fan page on The Facebook was sparsely maintained :: because FaceBook is shit … and because The Droid already learned a hard lesson about building something valuable on someone else’s sell-out platform {*cough* twitter *cough* youtube *cough* bluehost *cough*}.
The death of four people :: and his arrest and subsequent trial for three of the four :: weren’t enough to keep James Arthur Ray from continuing to peddle his bullshit secrets to scientific successfulness on …