Step into your roll as an expert :: Even if you didn’t make any money last year :: Because it’s all about perception.  ~Maria Andros, The Video Marketing Queen {whose videos go unwatched}.
Calling yourself an expert when you are not one :: making claims about income, status, and success to support your claimed expert status :: and then charging people $3,000 per head for access to your non-expertise :: is fraud.  But that doesn’t bother Maria Andros :: Because she’s way too stupid to understand how big of a risk …

As you probably didn’t notice :: The Droid’s old home on wordpress.com was recently taken down completely by a series of Not-Doctor Kilstein attacks. Ye Ol’ Home {as I’m going to call it never again} :: ranks 1st or 2nd for a Google search of Harlan Kilstein :: Harlan is desperate to do something about it. And by “something” :: of course I mean ineffectively dig himself deeper into a hole that he’ll NEVER get out of.
The Post is humiliating :: disastrous for his relationships with non-animals :: and it …

Google = so my BFF! They are taking over the world :: so one should be wary :: but they are doing it with quality and style while everyone else is busy sucking ass.  So I accept their tyranny :: until they invade Poland :: then I’ll cry out for strictures!
New fucking-genius Google project :: Sidewiki :: Anyone with a Google Toolbar can leave comments in a sidebar on any website.  Comments are PUBLIC and can’t be controlled or edited by the webmaster because they actually reside on Google’s servers.  …

What do Roger Federer :: Tiger Woods :: and Not-Doctor Kilstein all have in common?
Nothing!
But somehow {creepy stalking?} Doofstein has managed to find out their winning secrets.  And guess what bitches? He’s willing to sell them to you! That’s right :: along with being a finger healer {possibly not a real thing} :: hack marketer :: certified pervert :: terrible copywriter :: and all around dipshit :: Not-Doctor Kilstein is also an expert in pro level tennis and golf.
Tennis ::

“My name is Dr. Harlan Kilstein, and I’m a top level …

Pictured above are the top keywords bringing people to The Salty Droid according to Alexa.
Depressingly for Truth :: Justice :: and the American Way :: the Number 2 search term is total shit {you’re welcome for the cheesy pun}.  Not-Doctor Kilstein has no defense against the truth contained within this blog :: It’s hard to defend yourself against the truth in any circumstances :: But when you’re an emotionally unbalanced perverted moron … it’s especially burdensome.
Shortly after my first exposé about Doofstein’s sick, disgusting, antisocial behavior :: he started telling …

Not-Doctor Kilstein has zero problem with faking testimonials.  He fakes them on his own sales sites {link} :: And he’ll fake them for others if he has a financial interest {link} … or was it for love? :: Hopefully we’ll never know.
The testimonials on the Not-Doctor’s current turd :: Tactic 7 :: are … well … sad.
Seven steps to seven figures :: Seven fucking figures :: That’s plenty of figures … probably two more than you need.  I hope that his satisfied “customers” have built at least six figure businesses …

Not-Doctor Kilstein :: To know him … is to have a yucky feeling deep down inside :: in that spot you thought only God and Tolstoy knew about.
The disgusting wretch of a “man” is launching his new Frauduct today :: Maybe :: His “big day” has been postponed multiple times due to widespread fear and loathing.  Many say he’s a witch :: But that’s probably just a rumor started by elves to make the witches look bad.  It worked :: Polls show witches trending downward.
From Not-Doctor Doofstein’s launch-eve email ::

“Fast …

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein :: Jedi Douche Ninja King of Paste {or something} :: He’s an angry boy.
It’s June 12, 2008 and the flames inside of Kilstein’s cave are burning hot with rage {and with something that smells like scorched goat}.  The Droid just wrote a post about his epic psycho Internet trolling {link}. It’s a massive blow to his charade :: and he’s working on some damage control.
It seems that almost everyone who Tweeted a link to my post about his Victimizing the Victim suffered some form of personal attack. …

The Droid hears a rumor that Harlan Kilstein was paid a jaw dropping amount to write copy for Maria Andros. Perhaps part of the Platinum Not-Doctor Kilstein Copy Mentoring Mastermind Gold Package is a testimonial from the Dumpy ManBeast himself.
His Royal Pervyness features prominently on the sales page for Maria’s $3,000 Social Media Traffic Blueprint.  The SM-B-Print {as all the kids are calling it} will show you how to make infinite auto money by using the Unicorn Power of video. Not-Doctor Kilstein is ready to provide some transactional lubrication. He …

The Internet moves at the speed of the Internet :: The law moves at the speed of Congress.  The result of that juxtaposition is that the Internet is largely lawless and ungoverned, but littered with silly and ineffective rules that are helpful only to criminals, oppressive corporations, dictatorial governments, and others willing to exploit ambiguity and uncertainty to repressive effect.
The current state of copyright law in America is blatantly, and depressingly, repressive of free speech and expression.
Over the last several days I’ve had both of my Twitter accounts suspended, and …