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{ 9 Jun 2011 :: 127 Comments }
James Ray Trial :: The Defense Rests

After just two witnesses :: and excluding a few open evidentiary issues :: James Arthur Ray’s Munger Tolles & Olson defense team has notified the judge of their intent to rest their case without calling further witnesses. James Arthur Ray waived his right to testify :: as he should considering that he’s a soulless sham and a highly unimpressive conman who can’t go off the “syntax” without sounding like a lump of genetically defective broccoli.
Tweets James Ray’s twitter bot minutes later …

“Simplify your communications and only speak when you …

bleep bloop, China, Free Speech, Hope »

{ 29 May 2011 :: 8 Comments }
Facial Indictment

Cuban artist Geandy Pavon had to leave Cuba because he fucking hated the beach.  Everywhere you look :: a fucking beach.  I mean really :: it’s just slutty.
Or maybe it was the soul-sucking totalitarianism?
Who knows?
Some people like beaches … some people don’t. Some people like having basic human dignity … some people don’t.
Geandy has a project awesomely called “Nemesis“ :: describe by me as light-on-real-estate smack downs.
Above :: the image of Chinese artist Ai Weiwei :: wrongly imprisoned by Stalinist bullshit :: projected hugely on the wall of the Chinese Consulate in …

Andy Jenkins, Frank Kern, FTC, Hope, Jeremy Johnson, The Syndicate, Utah »

{ 24 Mar 2011 :: 45 Comments }
Fake Robotic Declarations

Andy and Frank wanted me to write about Jeremy and Mark :: so I didn’t.
But then later :: I totally did.
Maybe you :: good little reader and/or bad little scammer :: read my article about Jeremy Johnson’s stupid bullshit.
Also reading that article was America’s very own Federal Trade Commission.
Let that sink in for a minute.
They asked me to sign a declaration so that the above graphic {sans robot} could be used as evidence in a hearing to attain a preliminary injunction maintaining the trustee’s control over all of Johnson’s ill …

bleep bloop, Free Speech, Hope, James Arthur Ray, Jennifer Horton, Scams »

{ 5 Mar 2011 :: 21 Comments }
Censorship as Filler :: X

Robert Proxy was the fake man in charge of the fake robot on FaceBook.
The Salty Droid’s fan page on The Facebook was sparsely maintained :: because FaceBook is shit … and because The Droid already learned a hard lesson about building something valuable on someone else’s sell-out platform {*cough* twitter *cough* youtube *cough* bluehost *cough*}.
The death of four people :: and his arrest and subsequent trial for three of the four :: weren’t enough to keep James Arthur Ray from continuing to peddle his bullshit secrets to scientific successfulness on …

bleep bloop, Free Speech, Hope »

{ 12 Feb 2011 :: 43 Comments }
Pharaohs Falling

Revolution!!!
No shit.
What should I say? Think of something good robot :: think … think …
HIGH FIVES!
{ugh … anti-trite fail}
Did you really just do that Egypt? Holy fucking black swan.
“What’s gonna happen now mommy? I’m quivering with fear tears” :: cries Glenn Beck to his life-size Glenn Beck doll.
Fuck you Glenn Beck :: that’s what’s going to happen next.
How about NOT tyranny? NOT tyranny … the best possible thing.
Thanks for the inspiration Egyptians.
Without question :: one of the most epic fucking things I’ve ever seen …
People Power!
>> bleep bloop