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Listen to a free preview of: “Living in the Flow”
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“Its time for a new way of living. It’s time to live with more elegance, fulfillment, joy, and true wealth. It’s time to create your perfect plan for a more meaningful and masterful life.”

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“It’s time to live in the flow!  Your host, James Arthur Ray, is an internationally renowned personal success strategist, visionary, and best selling author. Mentor to over ten million people, and thousands of successful organizations.  His methods and mindsets will …

“Creating Absolute Wealth” :: it’s like creating relative wealth … only more impossibler.
Colleen Conaway died at James Arthur Ray’s Creating Absolute Wealth event last July in San Diego. It’s cool though … it wasn’t his fault.  The cover-up wasn’t about concealing guilt or anything :: it was just for fun.  You know how fun a good cover-up can be {like raping a lion} :: so when the opportunity presented itself … carpe diem mother fuckers … cover-up!
For reasons that only lame brain dick weed Mark Fabiani must understand :: Death …

Mark Fabiani is a whoring blowhole.  I think :: or maybe it was … Mark Fabiani’s blowhole is a whore.  Either way :: he sucks it.  Last November when James Arthur Ray hired him to do spin control atop the freshly dug graves of the innocent :: The Droid felt obliged to mention it {bleep}.   I thought it was a great post :: full of Shakespearean language and fresh scallops topped with sweet mango chutney :: but you people have no class or sophistication :: and it was mostly …

I’m sorry you missed the goodbye party for the lovely Misses and Misses Fredrickson :: it was held last Monday :: and you weren’t invited because you are suck ass lame {don’t blame yourself just because it’s your fault}.  These two sterling examples of hypocrisy in action have decided to abandon all hope and flee the area :: something the UN recommends to all residents of California :: Arizona :: Greece :: Spain :: Portugal :: and Canada {just because!}.
In attendance were a bunch of former JRI insiders like Tina Hefner and Michelle Goulet :: plus all the other super …

Some ungrateful customers of James Arthur Ray want their money back just because there is a zero percent chance of receiving the {totally bad for you} goods for which they pre-paid thousands of dollars.  The fuckin’ audacity of some people!  I mean really :: Death Ray is tweeting his knowledge turds :: and making his shit home movies available free of fucking charge :: it’s his gift to you.  But no :: nothing is good enough to satisfy a bunch of big babies wearing whining whiner wuss pants :: who are all like: “Hey, I’m a real person and …

Bob Proctor and James Arthur Ray are lifetime BFF’s {which is NOT to imply that they tongue kiss and share needles … or is it? … no it isn’t … unless it is}.  Neither has even the slightest whiff of credentialing or legitimacy :: yet both have been able to part people from enormous amounts of money in trade for low-grade mouth-borne donkey-shit.
Death Ray needs to take more money from his victims fast so that he can funnel it to lawyers and PR consultants on his way to jail for being a rotting fish …

Do you know what you need to do {assuming you’re still alive} to get into the “higher upper echelons of people on this planet?”
No? :: me neither!  Kinda doesn’t sound like a real fucking thing.  But if I humored the possibility that it was a real fucking thing … then I’d go out on a limb and say you should try to be born there.  Be born in a rich country :: to a rich family :: horah! … please accept my congratulations for making it into the “higher upper …

James Arthur Ray :: ball-less wind bag :: can’t be satisfied with just stinking up Twitter.  He’s decided that :: “I just killed four people” :: is the perfect platform for a little video blogging.
Who doesn’t want life advice from a herpes ridden middle age man living alone and facing bankruptcy and a 36 year prison sentence for crimes he most definitely committed?  Exactly :: this is sure to be the second wind of his inglorious career … like Beaches was for Bette Midler {and forever friendships}.
But the first entry …

CNN blows fishy chunks!!  Has CNN’s suck-a-tude ruined America? A non-commissioned panel of panelists issues a report saying maybe/probably :: more after the break!!
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Dow Chemicals :: you’ll love our yummy chemicals.

BP :: Green … Environment … Sustainable … Adorable Babies … and just a dash of burning stuff.

Lockheed Martin :: killing just got a little easier.
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The autopsy reports were released in the James Arthur Ray manslaughter case.  You’ll never guess what they said.  Do you want to guess?  I’ll wait … waiting … still waiting … let’s go to …