FUCK YOU James Arthur Ray :: you motherfucking motherfucker!!
I’m back bitches!  Believe it!
Longest break ever :: but you stupids just kept clicking like a bunch of sheeple :: so I guess I’ll do what I want! No consequences!
Exclamation points!!
Remember when James Arthur Ray got convicted of negligent homicide?  Yeah … it was so awesome.
Fuck you James Arthur Ray :: you suck monkey! Did I already say that? Sorry :: I’m just passionate :: like Luis Li … except in a non-douchey-poser kind of way.
Self-imposed “ban on senselessly excessive profanity while covering …

I’m back!
… sort of.
… not really.
… leave me alone!
… not really.
… sort of.
Weddings are like a whole big thing :: and I have responsibilities :: for instance … standing around next to cakes looking menacing for my size.
Convicted felon James Arthur Ray {ah … that felt good} :: is still out on bail while he awaits sentencing {which prolly won’t happen until next month because America is stupid}. This week the State will call witnesses in an effort to prove “aggravating factors” that will allow for a longer maximum sentence. But the ultimate length of …

“The Law” of Attraction has failed James Arthur Ray :: he’s been convicted on three counts of negligent homicide.
It’s really not much of a surprise that The Law of Attraction has failed him :: because he’s a massive dickhead. Even fake spiritual laws hate massive dickheads.
But The Law of Attraction has also failed The Salty Droid :: whose laser focused thoughts :: feelings :: and actions :: had the jury returning with a bucket full of tar and telling Death Ray to strip.
But life’s not about what you intend :: …

The trial of James Arthur Ray for the manslaughter of Kirby Brown :: James Shore :: and Liz Neuman has been completed and is with the jurors. GloryHallelujah!
All the bullshit money could buy {aka Munger Tolles & Olson} tried to stop it from happening :: but the bullshit lost.  I can think of many of reasons why :: but Ms. Polk ruling is the main one.
I think I shall miss editing video of someone I don’t want to get hit by a garbage truck full of rotting cabbages.
This is not a …

I said I wasn’t going to cut together the Luis Li lowlights … for the sake of my own sanity. But then I realized … it’s not about me :: so I did it anyway.
Thank you … me.
You’re welcome … me.
Me me me me … me.
And here’s some lawyer heckling tweets for you :: brought to you by :: you guessed it … me.
Thank you .. me.
You’re welcome … me.
You get the idea …
… me.

 
– The “big rubber deal” was Thomas Jefferson’s idea. #JamesRay – 06-17 16:49:58

 
– “You’re doing kung-fu …

Sheila Polk is Yavapai’s first female County Attorney :: she’s currently serving her third term in that capacity. James Arthur Ray is Yavapai’s first guru of mass casualty causation :: and he might serve three terms himself.
Presented above is fourteen minutes of Ms. Polk’s terrific two-and-a-half hour closing argument.
If you’d like to see the highlights of Mr. Li’s arguments :: you can read the tweets below :: or you can go and make your own stupid videos. It was bad enough I had to hear it the first time.
A second round of arguments today … …

Final days in the trying trial of semi-professional manipulator James Arthur Ray.
After many months of testimony :: many days of arguments :: and literally millions of Luis Li literallys :: Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk began closing arguments in the faux sweat lodge case. She started like this …

“Three people are dead who should not be dead …”

Quoting Felicia Fonseca’s posted everywhere article …

“Three families have lost loved ones who should not be gone,” Polk said, raising her voice in the crowded courtroom. “Three people are dead because of the conduct and the …

After just two witnesses :: and excluding a few open evidentiary issues :: James Arthur Ray’s Munger Tolles & Olson defense team has notified the judge of their intent to rest their case without calling further witnesses. James Arthur Ray waived his right to testify :: as he should considering that he’s a soulless sham and a highly unimpressive conman who can’t go off the “syntax” without sounding like a lump of genetically defective broccoli.
Tweets James Ray’s twitter bot minutes later …

“Simplify your communications and only speak when you …

Sometimes white ladies kill their babies :: they probably don’t mean it as a favor to CNN … but it is one.
Last week the State of Arizona completed its case against James Death Ray.  CNN is no longer covering the trial because they’re super busy looking at weather maps and buying new touch screens for zooming in on Wolf Blitzer’s beard. But they were back on the scene today in case the defense’s obligatory motion for acquittal was granted.
It wasn’t.

 
– #JamesRay Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila!! #

 
– Ms. Polk :: …

I’ve been looking for James Ray :: have you seen him? He’s like a tall guy :: concave mouth :: spray on tan :: walks around like an angry chicken is nesting at the far end of his colon?
It’s not a big deal or anything :: it’s just that I found some of his pills near my grandpa’s socks :: and I wanted to give them back. I know how serious it can be for a fake Samurai to lose his insecurity pills.
You’d think he’d be easy to find :: I …