Articles in the Jeff Walker Category
Andy Jenkins, Jeff Walker, Scams, The Syndicate »
Nothing lasts forever.
{that’s what she said.}
Love is hard.
{that’s what she said}
Stop! :: That’s irritating me!
{that’s what she said!}
Anywayz :: Kim and Sandy are breaking up … sad but true. Another perfect romance dashed upon the jersey shore. Theirs was a love conceived in warm mayonnaise … neckless :: feckless :: and throbbing with androgyny.
But there was another woman :: and she was man … sort of … more like a runt of man … and her name was Jeff Walker.
Andy Jenkins :: Hold me Jeff Walker.
Jeff Walker :: {holding} I love you Sandy! Tell me …
Frank Kern, Jeff Walker, The Syndicate, Video »
Frank Kern and Jeff Walker are “good friends” :: buddy buddies :: snugly chums :: BFF’s :: etc. etc. etc. They love to do friend stuff together … like forming cartels … and being in a cartel … and carteling … shit like that.
Frank: Stealing money is so much awesomer than working!
Jeff: You said it Frank!
Frank: Now lick my ass you bitch!
Jeff: You said it Frank!
That wasn’t appropriate. I should be more professional if I want people to take me seriously … dot dot dot … bite me!
Frank is speaking at Jeff’s event. …
Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, Jeff Walker, Scams, The Syndicate »
“Syndicate is a fancy way of saying trade union.”
Says Frank Kern :: famed connoisseur of fancy talk. Fancy talk :: fancy cat food :: fancy flip fops … only the fucking fanciest for Frank.
This past March :: during The Syndicate’s launch of Frank Kern’s List Control :: I wrote a sweet post that RickRolled all y’all. Given the fake drama that surrounds me … it was an especially epic RickRoll for which I should win some sort of prize {but I won’t because the judges are racist against robots!}. That post also had several secret …
Andy Jenkins, Brad Fallon, Eben Pagan, Ed Dale, Frank Kern, Jeff Johnson, Jeff Walker, John Reese, Mike Filsaime, Mike Koenigs, Paulie Sabol, Ryan Deiss, Scams, The Syndicate »
{smoke still clearing}
Hi again!
So badguys … how you like me now?
The Internet Marketing Syndicate post {plus comments} currently has a word count of 54,000. The first 1500 words are fucking priceless {natch!}. The quality of the remaining 52,500 is … let’s say … highly variable. So :: for the second time :: the comments are the post.
Congratulations on the epic honor of making the cut … your fake check is in the mail {no it isn’t!}.
@Cosmic Connie ::
“Good work, SD. You have illuminated the apparent business model not only for …
Andy Jenkins, Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, Jeff Johnson, Jeff Walker, John Reese, Mike Filsaime, Ryan Deiss, Scams, The Syndicate, Video »
The Syndicate.
That’s what they call themselves. The Syndicate. Like if they built a fucking tree house {which they probably did} :: then they used a wood burner to carve that name over the extra wide door. The Syndicate. “Look Mom we named our club! It’s a name and a description … we’re super smart like that.”
The Syndicate is a cartel at the center of the get rich quick world of Internet Marketing. Each of the members tries to pass himself off as a freewheeling entrepreneur. An individual rising above :: …
