Cyber Black Friday Gratitude Grift

 

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So James Arthur Ray :: season two … I guess he’s a zombie now or something? A zombie {in bad makeup} teaching us … “How to Beat the Odds of Lack of Fulfillment and Frustration.”

Really dumb :: really … really fucking dumb.

I don’t think I’m too interested in learning about how to live fulfilled from the walking dead :: but who’s this handsome young superman in the stockphoto? 

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Unaccredited Prestige

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The success or failure of an independent professional’s business is closely tied to that professional’s reputation. A dentist who develops a reputation for unnecessarily pulling teeth in support of his niche line of macabre jewelry :: for example … will shortly run out of patients.

Reputation is everything.

According to the various lawyers that Leonard Coldwell has hired to lose to me :: Lenny is himself just such an independent professional …

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Coldwell Case Files

This SaltyDroid story trilogy was eight months in the making :: it features …

… some beatdowns …

… some lawsuits …

… a German …

… a Texan …

… a Lawyer …

… a lie detector …

… a hypothetical Jew …

… and a semi-retired fake robot …

It’s gonna be fuckin’

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Ocean Breathes Salty

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This fucking “job” is like cocaine :: exhilarating … addictive … expensive … and personally destructive.

But how am I supposed to go back to being a normal/boring person after seven years a fake robot?

It’s not possible :: the arc of my irrelevant life has been set … and it involves incessant rhetorical fisticuffs with people who want to stab me in the eye holes.

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Krispen Culbertson William May Lawyer SEO & Associates

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Leonard Coldwell’s new lawyer-ish-type-person is just not that into me …

“But then, human beings aren’t as important as your grandiose ideas, are they?  Stalin and Hitler had the same idea, and you don’t even realize it. They didn’t get out much, either.”

… says he to me today.

In case you’re trying to calculate Godwin’s Law probabilities at home :: I’ll give you this data point …

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