:: Home for Sale ::
11964 Crest Place, Beverly Hills, 90210
4 bed // 5 bath // 7,234 sq ft {bachelor pad}

Fortunately for you lucky home buyer, this beautiful contemporary Mediterranean in tasteful Beverly Hills has just come back on the market.  It was purchased in March of this year by famed motivational speaker James Arthur Ray for a modest $4,000,000 in blood money. He has manifested this home with powerful quantum energies and increased its value by e = mc².  Unfortunately, due to a tiny bit of criminal negligence and death, …

What were you doing on July 25, 2009?
The Salty Droid was sleeping off a 2 day bender of attack blogging :: the results of which marked the beginning of the end of Perry Belcher {fond memories link} :: and the immediate end of my much loved {at least by me} Twitter account.
Greg Hartle {seen here partying like it’s 1999} :: one of the senior staff members at James Ray International :: still had his Twitter account on July 25th and micro-blogged this upbeat gem at 1:54 pm pacific …

“Just witnessed …

Colleen Conaway’s death this July did not make the news.  James Arthur Ray and his staff didn’t even think it was significant enough to justify the timely identification of her body :: or an announcement to the other participants in the intensive $4000 per head seminar that she had tragically died during the reckless outing.
Jane Doe was dead :: off their hands.  Let the State and her family clean up the mess :: they’d keep all of her money :: it’s a win win for James Ray International and James …

There was a fancy party the night of Colleen Conaway’s death. Michelle Goulet {seen here smiling and line dancing} left the party for a moment to call Colleen’s phone and pretend to look for her.

Megan’s joke about people in ‘trances’ is really hilarious.  Right?  So hilarious.  What could go wrong putting fragile people into trances :: exploiting their emotions :: em-bed-ing commands?  Oh that’s right :: people could die. Ha ha ha. So fucking hilarious …
Megan’s Twitter and Facebook profile picture ::

Same black dress :: same light fixtures :: …

Colleen Conaway was bussed to the Horton Plaza Mall by the staff of James Ray International.  She never left that mall … but the staff of James Ray International did leave.  They went back to the hotel as if nothing had happened :: leaving her on the floor :: unidentified.
That night they threw a fancy party :: they laughed it up :: danced their spoiled little asses off :: and continued to SELL SELL SELL.
The voice messages in the video above were left on Colleen’s cell phone during that party.  …

It’s July 25th, 2009 :: James Arthur Ray’s Creating Absolute Wealth seminar is not going very well :: which is to say … someone is dead.  Dead … as in … not coming back to life :: game over :: no respawns :: holy fucking shit someone is DEAD dead.  Not a few months or a year after being bankrupted and manipulated by a useless seminar series.  She’s dead right RIGHT NOW :: In the middle of an outrageously irresponsible ‘game’ :: on our watch.  What should we do?
Satan:  Oh …

Colleen Conaway died at the Horton Plaza Mall on July 25, 2009 while attending a James Arthur Ray event in San Diego.  As I’ve previously reported … this event was not previously reported.  Colleen’s death was treated as a suicide by the local press and law enforcement.  That is unfortunate :: because the circumstances surrounding Colleen’s death darkly foreshadowed the recent horror show in Arizona.
Colleen’s sister Lynn was kind enough to speak with The Droid {thanks Lynn!} :: I’ve also spoken to other attendees of the Creating Absolute Wealth seminar …

James Arthur Ray :: Death Ray! … that’s what everyone else is going with … Death Ray … it’s pretty cool actually.  I’m going to accept it … I was thinking about something more like Rat Fucker {no good for TV} :: or :: You’re Dead to Me You Fucking Slime Licking Pox on a Pox Ridden Twinkie Eater Etc. :: a bit long and nonsensical.  So Death Ray it is.
Who killed Colleen Conaway? Question not answered :: But it is in the NY Post {link}. The Post reports that …

Colleen Marian Conaway :: a gentle and kind Midwestern Lady :: died on July 25th of this year.  She plummeted over a third story railing at the Horton Plaza Shopping Mall in San Diego {link}. The case was treated as a suicide {link}.
Read a little bit about Colleen on the digital obituary and guest book signed by family :: friends :: and one person who was at the mall {link}.
Jumping a third story railing at an out of town mall :: landing almost directly on top of people waiting to …