Two lawyers walk into a bar ::
Lawyer 1:  Let’s call The Salty Droid and –
Lawyer 2: Thanks for the beer, see you around {sound of saloon door swinging on its hinges}.
Lawyers :: you see :: have an aversion to fake robots … and risks … and technologies more complicated than blackberries {the fruit} … and things that can’t be classified into check-box forms and filed alphabetically.
So when lawyers do call in on the fake robot hotline :: they’re wanting favors not troubles :: and they usually start off just like …

James Malinchak isn’t a scammer :: according to a big fat pile of crap sites James Malinchak built to tell people/google about how he isn’t a scammer. I’d link to one :: but for some reason the things I link to tend to disappear.
Speaking of making things disappear :: what an odd request this is for a person so committed to burying his negative search results …

From: James Malinchak JV <MSecretsJV@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 26, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Subject: (Millionaire Secrets JV) Critical Info For Payout/Final Wrap-up

The Millionaire Secrets promotion was an
absolute blast, and we truly appreciate
all of …

Mike Koenigs has a Main Street Marketing Machines {Fusion 2.0} that he wants to get you rich with … of course you’ll have to pay him some thousands now … but then later you’ll be totally fucking rich :: and stuffs :: and you’ll say to yourself :: “Self :: great job giving Mike Koenigs all that fucking money … well played.”
Before Main Street Marketing Machines 2.0 Fusion was riching people up :: there was Mike’s multi-thousand dollar value extravaganza :: Social Media Money Machines …
A few months before that …

StomperNet is {and always was} failing … weekend edition.
Before Kim and Sandy :: there was Brad and Andy.
They broke up.
The break up was messy :: and full of santorum :: but they put on brave and loving public faces … because they were both in the same French for trade union.
It’s almost 9/9/09 :: Brad is going to relaunch StomperNet because “perpetually declining customer base” turns out to be a nose snortingly bad business strategy. It’s going to be an affiliate launch :: a Syndicate launch :: but StomperNet doesn’t pay affiliates …

Mike Koenigs wants to take Tony Robbins’ load.
{error :: restart}
Mike Koenigs wants to take Tony Robbins’ load off.
Robbins has a lot {of load} on his plate :: what with needing to be full of shit 24-7 in order to prevent his craptastic sham of a life from fucking imploding {god willing!}.
Koenigs wants to help bear some of this precious precious load in order to stave off his own sham life implosion.
Last year Mike prepared this pretend professional presentation for Tony :: pitching him on the greatness of the Koenigs parasite …

Happy New Year Motherfuckers!
Not really.
The millennium is officially a preteen :: so I guess she still loves Justin Bieber … and Twitter. Whatever :: grow up millennium!
According to GraphingEngineer Mike Koenigs :: 2011 is going to be another tough year :: especially for people with college degrees. As you can clearly see from this overwhelming evidence :: Job Opportunities for College Grads :: expressed as a percentage {of something}  :: are on the downtrend  … towards the zeroish type area :: frowny face.
Meanwhile :: people with “Social Media” can look forward to 100% opportunities …

Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!
I wrote you a poem …
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
NO … I didn’t!
Fuck that :: I don’t write you poems. And this isn’t the homemade crafts store either :: so don’t ask me where the fake pine cones are.
Mike Koenigs was about to launch a frauduct :: so he and his Rocket went to see The Irwin.  The Boss was also in attendance :: looking for opportunities to lick up Frank’s seed and/or slobber. Trey Smith was there too :: doing the same :: but with …

Merry Christmas from Mike Koenigs!
Not to you of course :: he hates you :: to me.
Me he must love … that’s why he gives me gifts. Like remember that time he had a meeting with the Tony Robbins people about the Robbins/Syndicate joint frauduct :: and he warned them about The Droid :: called out the B-team and The Syndicate by name :: talked about the NBC show :: and then made a couple of top quality blasphemous/sexist/pathetic remarks?
Yeah … that was a totally awesome gift! I really appreciated it. Tony Robbins appreciated it less …

Tony Robbins has been foisting his useless frauducts on our society for a quarter of a century. The uncredentialed :: uneducated :: unimaginable bastard pretends to be a “motivator” and “positive thinker” … but those are just words for self-obsessed dumb dumbs. The reality is that Tony Robbins is an aggressive salesman. That is all. Yes :: he is hella good at it … but that’s not a fucking compliment.
He has an island :: you have bills you can’t pay.  That’s the Tony Robbins experience {if you’re lucky}.
Last year Tony …

{smoke still clearing}
Hi again!
So badguys … how you like me now?
The Internet Marketing Syndicate post {plus comments} currently has a word count of 54,000. The first 1500 words are fucking priceless {natch!}. The quality of the remaining 52,500 is … let’s say … highly variable. So :: for the second time :: the comments are the post.
Congratulations on the epic honor of making the cut … your fake check is in the mail {no it isn’t!}.
@Cosmic Connie ::

“Good work, SD. You have illuminated the apparent business model not only for …