Happy New Year Motherfuckers!
Not really.
The millennium is officially a preteen :: so I guess she still loves Justin Bieber … and Twitter. Whatever :: grow up millennium!
According to GraphingEngineer Mike Koenigs :: 2011 is going to be another tough year :: especially for people with college degrees. As you can clearly see from this overwhelming evidence :: Job Opportunities for College Grads :: expressed as a percentage {of something}  :: are on the downtrend  … towards the zeroish type area :: frowny face.
Meanwhile :: people with “Social Media” can look forward to 100% opportunities …

Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!
I wrote you a poem …
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
NO … I didn’t!
Fuck that :: I don’t write you poems. And this isn’t the homemade crafts store either :: so don’t ask me where the fake pine cones are.
Mike Koenigs was about to launch a frauduct :: so he and his Rocket went to see The Irwin.  The Boss was also in attendance :: looking for opportunities to lick up Frank’s seed and/or slobber. Trey Smith was there too :: doing the same :: but with …

Merry Christmas from Mike Koenigs!
Not to you of course :: he hates you :: to me.
Me he must love … that’s why he gives me gifts. Like remember that time he had a meeting with the Tony Robbins people about the Robbins/Syndicate joint frauduct :: and he warned them about The Droid :: called out the B-team and The Syndicate by name :: talked about the NBC show :: and then made a couple of top quality blasphemous/sexist/pathetic remarks?
Yeah … that was a totally awesome gift! I really appreciated it. Tony Robbins appreciated it less …

Tony Robbins has been foisting his useless frauducts on our society for a quarter of a century. The uncredentialed :: uneducated :: unimaginable bastard pretends to be a “motivator” and “positive thinker” … but those are just words for self-obsessed dumb dumbs. The reality is that Tony Robbins is an aggressive salesman. That is all. Yes :: he is hella good at it … but that’s not a fucking compliment.
He has an island :: you have bills you can’t pay.  That’s the Tony Robbins experience {if you’re lucky}.
Last year Tony …

{smoke still clearing}
Hi again!
So badguys … how you like me now?
The Internet Marketing Syndicate post {plus comments} currently has a word count of 54,000. The first 1500 words are fucking priceless {natch!}. The quality of the remaining 52,500 is … let’s say … highly variable. So :: for the second time :: the comments are the post.
Congratulations on the epic honor of making the cut … your fake check is in the mail {no it isn’t!}.
@Cosmic Connie ::

“Good work, SD. You have illuminated the apparent business model not only for …

Mike Koenigs wants to be paid for life :: but that’s impossible :: so he’s settled on getting Paid for Now™ by selling you on being Paid For Life.

“What if I told you I have a simple, proven, investment strategy that will give you $3.75 for every dollar you invest, and it’s based on scientific research?”

Well then I’d say :: “Sign me up you squatty little fuck!  I needs me that … NOWish.”
And once I got my robot claws on this 4 to 1 unicorn miracle … I’d take one dollar of my crack monies …

20 fucking 10 has officially arrived!! Three cheers for sequential numbering systems! Hip Hip … oh just forget it.
This nascent decade of our hopeful new millennium … has sucked some serious ass.  Let’s just put it behind us … and move forward.
Step One in Operation Move Forward :: Pay your 2009 taxes to the blood sucking Man {so he can funnel it to the black hole banks} :: and then hide your ledger at the bottom of your storage closet so you can forget all about the year that people …

Quick shout out to the Hypocrite Saint Russell Brunson. Recently Russell “generously” donated $50,000 of the money his boiler room hustled off of unsuspecting victims :: in order to name one of the Virgin America planes {whoopty fuckin’ doo}.  I thought maybe he could use some help coming up with something original {dot com}.
Russell gives {venereal diseases to glasses of milk} :: and gives {‘kay?} :: and gives {the only thing he does more is take}.  This past August he took part in an effort to raise money for the …