Perry Belcher’s Social Media Money System SOLD OUT!! Or at least that’s what Evil Jowls said all over his sales materials.  Sold Out! :: In Seconds! :: If your computer was not capable of stopping time :: Then you were probably too late.  And btw :: loser :: if you would have just “tried harder” and “never stopped believing … even more” :: then maybe you’d already have the time stopping laptop.  Think about it.

The big payoff of the MasterMind level fleecing {$3000!} is Perry tweeting about your shit to …

After 6 months of steadfastly ignoring The Droid in public {while scheming ceaselessly in private} :: Perry Belcher shows up yesterday and comments on this blog.  It’s mostly BS :: and it’s already been addressed with bluster.  Go read it if you haven’t {link}. The comments are way better than the {mediocre} post.
Perry’s response to my response :: Pulled from the comments into this post :: First the boring propaganda bits … bayoneted in the kidneys per the usual ::

Jason,
You made a few good points.
First: My $56M career sales claim, …

Poor Poor Perry Belcher :: Barred by the terms of his probation from participating in False and Misleading Sales :: His life’s passion {along with making other people suffer :: and nude quilting}.
The fine State of Tennessee gave him a second chance that he didn’t deserve :: I hope he honors their graciousness and doesn’t go right back to vicious self serving lies :: That would be a real slap in the face … and you shouldn’t slap people in the face who have the power to drag your fat …

Remember when I first got banned from Twitter and I was all like :: {link}

“And I’m confident that I’ll be right back.  I love Twitter :: And it’s fucking FREE.  Spam is a complicated problem :: And so is rapid growth :: They’ll get it figured out.”

Well I was obviously wrong :: And I apologize to you.  Accuracy is important to me :: So I’d like to issue this correction. I, in fact, do not love Twitter.  They blow!  I’m banned for good. Any new account I set up gets …

WANTED :: FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE REPUBLIC
PERRY BELCHER aka {Evil Jowls}
What are you doing to help stop Perry Belcher from stealing millions of dollars in flagrant violation of  universal justice {and his parole}?  Probably nothing :: Because you are bland like dry white toast. Don’t you feel bad about that?  You should do something adventurous {other than golf on TV} :: Spice your life up a bit :: Fuck toast … be a dill pickle.
You know what would be exciting and useful? Hanging this sign up on your home on …

The legal paperwork pertaining to Perry Evil Jowls Belcher’s 2008 conviction for fraud and computer crimes has recently become available {link}.  The Droid has swallowed these documents … and now regurgitates the details back into your puny little beaks in a pre-chewed form which even the stupidest baby birds should be able to digest.
Perry Belcher is not a “marketer” :: He is a fraud and a ConMan.  His success on the Internet was not due his marketing prowess :: But stemmed rather from his heartless willingness to tell BOLD FACE …

>> bleep {tides turning} bloop
Raise your hand if you’ve always wanted to see Perry Evil Jowls Belcher’s conviction and probation paperwork ::

Exactly! :: Holy cripes.
Well now thanks to the awesomeness of Internet Lawyer Extraordinaire Mike Young we all can :: a few hours ago Mike posted this oh-so-useful pdf ::

:: Wow! Stunner :: Those terms are far more restrictive {and specific} than I’d anticipated ::
Perry’s Reign of Terror is coming to a close.
Go and read Mike’s post {link} :: Sounds like the D-bags have made limp, unethical, and unlawful attempts …

Infomastery :: Legends of American business!  They’ve retained Fulbright & Jaworski to silence my speech :: So they must truly “have it goin’ on” :: Let’s inspectify their Texas Tax Franchise Public Information Report to find out more about them :: and let’s add some fucking profanity to this fucking post so that people won’t die of mind numbing boredom ::

Thank you for that fine Information Texas Secretary of State.  I should get myself a secretary as well :: I have my fake secretary Debbie :: But she’s terrible …
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Via the colorful InBox of The Salty Droid ::
Date: Aug 12, 2009
From: “Lara Townsend” lifetimemarketingsuccess.help@gmail.com
CC: legal@lifetimemarketingsuccess.com

To the owner of SaltyDroid.info:
It has come to my attention that you are illegally using a picture from my blog on your site:
http://www.saltydroid.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/not-funny.jpg
It appears on this page:
http://www.saltydroid.info/the-floportunity-of-a-lifetime/
The graphic was stolen from this original web page, owned by my company:
http://www.mlmblog.com/archives/2009/03/3-time-saving-tools-to-streamline-your-business-life.html
As you did NOT obtain permission to use my graphic, it’s fully copyrighted and you are using it in violation of US and International copyright law, please remove that picture *immediately* (within the next …

:: Day One ::

Perry Belcher didn’t want to come to Lollapalooza with me. He’s more of a cassette tape of Hank Williams Jr. kind of D-Bag :: And festivals are tough on short, squat, stupid little men. I convinced him only by explaining how easy it was to pickpocket drunks in a crowd. “Irresistible!” chortles Chubby Neck, “Irresistible!”
Evil Jowls complained about the rain during Bon Iver :: I was forced to smack him. Rain is perfect for that eerily angelic falsetto … and it was amazing. …