Via the colorful InBox of The Salty Droid ::
Date: Aug 12, 2009
From: “Lara Townsend” lifetimemarketingsuccess.help@gmail.com
CC: legal@lifetimemarketingsuccess.com

To the owner of SaltyDroid.info:
It has come to my attention that you are illegally using a picture from my blog on your site:
http://www.saltydroid.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/not-funny.jpg
It appears on this page:
http://www.saltydroid.info/the-floportunity-of-a-lifetime/
The graphic was stolen from this original web page, owned by my company:
http://www.mlmblog.com/archives/2009/03/3-time-saving-tools-to-streamline-your-business-life.html
As you did NOT obtain permission to use my graphic, it’s fully copyrighted and you are using it in violation of US and International copyright law, please remove that picture *immediately* (within the next …

:: Day One ::

Perry Belcher didn’t want to come to Lollapalooza with me. He’s more of a cassette tape of Hank Williams Jr. kind of D-Bag :: And festivals are tough on short, squat, stupid little men. I convinced him only by explaining how easy it was to pickpocket drunks in a crowd. “Irresistible!” chortles Chubby Neck, “Irresistible!”
Evil Jowls complained about the rain during Bon Iver :: I was forced to smack him. Rain is perfect for that eerily angelic falsetto … and it was amazing. …

I don’t really blame the scammers for filing false DMCA claims against me.  It’s an exploit that almost always works, so why not use it?  What are the chances that the crazy robot is a bored lawyer who is just itching to sue some idiot for exploiting the rules? 100% obviously.  Oops.  SaltyDroid v. Kilstein :: Could be a case, a comic book, or a wrestling match.  It’s got it all!
Also getting off free from blame, YouTube.  YouTube has the most reason to be touchy about copyright claims with billions …

The Internet moves at the speed of the Internet :: The law moves at the speed of Congress.  The result of that juxtaposition is that the Internet is largely lawless and ungoverned, but littered with silly and ineffective rules that are helpful only to criminals, oppressive corporations, dictatorial governments, and others willing to exploit ambiguity and uncertainty to repressive effect.
The current state of copyright law in America is blatantly, and depressingly, repressive of free speech and expression.
Over the last several days I’ve had both of my Twitter accounts suspended, and …

Have you been suspended from Twitter? NO! You haven’t!  Because you aren’t fucking punk rock enough.  You’re all like :: “Did you hear about Michael Jackson? #rip #MJdead” :: And everyone else is like :: “Yeah I know! #kingofpop #omgosh” :: And then Oprah gives you a golf clap :: And everyone fucking hugs everyone :: And the shiny “New Media” Cup gets passed around so that each person can kiss their own reflection.  blah blah.
On a completely unrelated subject {wink wink} :: Let’s look at some graphs :: Because …

Operation JowlBust :: Much Success!!!
Official DeBriefing ::
IssueOne :: Stop the military formatting.
Done.
Remember when I got my claws on Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s program before it launched :: And then I thrashed the crap out of it {link} :: Released the direct links to it {link} :: Wrote a christian version of my BeatDown {link} :: And then swallowed up his whole Fat Ass on Twitter for the entirety of his lame ass Frauduct Launch?
Yeah.  Me too.  It was awesome.
How much damage did that do?  I don’t know :: But enough …

Today is the official launch of Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s new Frauduct :: FatBoy’s Got Bills :: No wait … that’s not it … it’s the Social Media Money System :: which is even stupider.
Due to the power of Perry’s stupidity :: The Salty Droid was able to access this entire program free of charge more than a week ago {and you can too!}.  Nothing less than my {fake} devotion to you :: my foolish reader :: Gave me the temerity and will power required to actually listen to a …

Are you going to make any money from Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s newest Frauduct :: Social Media Money System? Spoiler Alert :: NO! You aren’t.  Read my review {obvious link} and find out exactly why it blows so much chunk.
That said :: Here it is for FREE :: what what what???
Yep! Along with not understanding Social Media or Marketing :: Evil Jowls is also a suck ass nerd {as in … most definitely NOT a nerd}.  ALL of the files for the Social Media Money System are available for FREE …

Evil Jowls Perry Belcher is launching a new Frauduct tomorrow :: But I have a little something special planned for tomorrow myself :: Make sure to check in with The Salty Droid BEFORE you buy FatFace’s lies.
I feel a clichéd countdown clock is called for :: Because irony and JavaScript taste so yummy together!
>> bleep bloop
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Next week Perry “Evil Jowls” Belcher is going to squeeze a new Frauduct out from his ample neck rolls.  The ubiquitous, and always cliched, clock is counting down the seconds until “Internet Marketing Will Change Forever!” {link}
Well before things “change forever” :: Let’s remember how things were just last year when Perry Belcher was convicted of fraud and computer crimes for perpetrating a MASSIVE medical fraud. Those were good times {for Perry’s demons at least}.
So fresh is the blood from this crime that most of the FAKE CURES sold by …