SaltyDroid at Sea

According to Wired :: the Summit Series is like TED meets Burning Man …

ON A RECENT weekend, Barack Obama’s chief technology strategist, a prominent conservationist, and a supernatural mentalist — a professional mind reader — walked into a California ski lodge. In context, this was nothing unusual. Nearby stood Evan Williams, Twitter’s co-founder, and Gus Van Sant, the film […]

Hurricane Herbalife

“Attend EVERY event” :: Herbalifers are told … at every event. I’m too busy doing ________{insert anything else} to satisfy the EVERY standard :: but I did attend ONE event … which went way better than my Herbalife job interview. Here’s my staccato summation of an all day event at Herbalife …
clapping with music
changing your life!
we are a family clapping

rhythmic clapping
your life […]

On Six

2013 sucked it :: like … hardcore.

“This can’t be fucking happening” … is how I’d sum up the year in fake robotic sentiment. Not exactly a fresh sentiment around here I know :: but it’s deeper now … darker … bleaker. Because :: yeah … this is fucking happening … and there’s no more me hiding from it.

For five […]

The Death Dealer in Scamworld

James Arthur Ray :: on a big fucking post-homicidal comeback … making his second media appearance in a week. Today’s appearance though :: on The Verge …
The Death Dealer: ‘Secret’ guru James Arthur Ray led three people to their deaths… and now he’s at it again
… is much less likely to tickle the blood stained wallet of John Ferriter.

I hope […]

Confesstimonial :: Collateral Damage

All you have to do to succeed :: is succeed at convincing others that they can succeed at succeeding … just by convincing others to succeed.

It’s that simple {of a mindfuck}.

Why aren’t you doing it?

Oh and also :: it will most likely tear your life apart … and ruin everything.

Confesstimonials™ are posts written by people {not pretending to be robots} […]

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Donald Trump’s Rich Dad University

Donald Trump and Robert Kiyosaki are like backrubbing besties … and stuff.

Two “Men” :: One “Message”
That message?

Give us ALL your fucking money {and all the money you can borrow} so we can keep pretending to be self-made millionaires.

It’s not a very good message. But the book doesn’t need to be good :: because like most such books … it’s just […]

Catch and Release

James Arthur Ray didn’t kill everyone in his downline :: which is maybe like the shit-stained golden rule of pyramid scheming … or something.

See if you kill everyone in your downline :: Jim Jones style :: then there’s no one left to lie to your future prospects/victims about how you’re totally the greatest … and prolly the only one […]

A Dahl’s House

Internet Marketer :: and top Herbalife distributor :: Shawn Dahl … has a real thing for his mother-in-law {pictured above left}. Well :: maybe not her so much … as her scamtacular business ideas. Before Dahl met his mastermind mother-in-law :: his best scamming idea involved becoming a middling real estate agent in the Siberian province of Vancouver.

The money in […]

Salty Droid 2012

Fake robot :: year four … totally done already!

My goal for 2012 was to rid the world of evil … so that’s a fail.

But I did achieve some lesser objectives …
— I wrote a song about a manatee and some twinkies
— I made a hit movie for a maker of hit movies
— I hated a book
— I incited an […]

You Got This

President Obama :: and his The Choom Gang having ass … wins a second term … and promptly moves the Capital 2 Seattle.

W00t! … what a fucking relief.

Fake robots don’t care about the politics of politics :: but let’s face the facts here people … Mitt Romney is from Scamworld. That article on The Verge :: or this one on […]