I said I wasn’t going to cut together the Luis Li lowlights … for the sake of my own sanity. But then I realized … it’s not about me :: so I did it anyway.
Thank you … me.
You’re welcome … me.
Me me me me … me.
And here’s some lawyer heckling tweets for you :: brought to you by :: you guessed it … me.
Thank you .. me.
You’re welcome … me.
You get the idea …
… me.

 
– The “big rubber deal” was Thomas Jefferson’s idea. #JamesRay – 06-17 16:49:58

 
– “You’re doing kung-fu …

Sheila Polk is Yavapai’s first female County Attorney :: she’s currently serving her third term in that capacity. James Arthur Ray is Yavapai’s first guru of mass casualty causation :: and he might serve three terms himself.
Presented above is fourteen minutes of Ms. Polk’s terrific two-and-a-half hour closing argument.
If you’d like to see the highlights of Mr. Li’s arguments :: you can read the tweets below :: or you can go and make your own stupid videos. It was bad enough I had to hear it the first time.
A second round of arguments today … …

Final days in the trying trial of semi-professional manipulator James Arthur Ray.
After many months of testimony :: many days of arguments :: and literally millions of Luis Li literallys :: Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk began closing arguments in the faux sweat lodge case. She started like this …

“Three people are dead who should not be dead …”

Quoting Felicia Fonseca’s posted everywhere article …

“Three families have lost loved ones who should not be gone,” Polk said, raising her voice in the crowded courtroom. “Three people are dead because of the conduct and the …

CNN is pulling its coverage of the James Arthur Ray trial :: probably because Luis Li is so horrible to watch. It is said that the sound of his droning :: arrogant :: little voice can cause diarrhea :: foaming at the mouth :: and dilated pupils. It’s not true :: but it is said :: so let’s talk about it for a couple of hours … Luis Li style!
But seriously … CNN is joke.
I know you people are complaining to them.  Good idea :: let um have it!
But also :: they were using a satellite van to …

James Arthur Ray has no defense … literally. His actions on October 8th were bizarrely :: and brazenly :: evil. No still functioning human can identify with his heartless and uncaring actions {and inactions}.
So his trial team is going with obstructionism :: which is prolly strategically smart  :: but it’s ethically disgusting.
Over the weekend they filed an “emergency” motion for a mistrial citing the State’s “willful” suppression of exculpatory evidence. The defense says an early report prepared for the State by an environmental expert {who was withdrawn as a witness} should have …

In October of 2009 :: James Arthur Ray’s $10,000 per head Spiritual Warrior seminar ended in calamity and tragedy. Three people were killed :: eighteen injured {many seriously} :: and thousands of followers were shocked to learn the true dark nature of the man they’d been paying large sums to follow.
James Arthur Ray’s trial for the manslaughter of James Shore :: Kirby Brown :: and Liz Neuman began March 1st 2011.
This page contains a summary of events :: important documents :: links :: and videos relating to the trial. It will …

 
Mr. Li continues his cross of Laura Gennari. #JamesRay
 

 
LauraG. didn’t notice the table of life saving watermelons. #JamesRay
– Mar 22 11:31:56 2011
 

 
“You could only leave between rounds” ~LauraG #JamesRay
– Mar 22 11:35:46 2011
 

 
Mr. Li :: You went out in a controlled manner? LauraG :: “As controlled as you can be in a blind panic …” #JamesRay
– Mar 22 11:36:55 2011
 

 
clockwise = safety #JamesRay
– Mar 22 11:37:58 2011
 

 
Li wants to play a tape of LauraG’s post lodge …

Opening statements in the James Arthur Ray manslaughter trial are set to begin.
Wow … that was quick.
Now the press is gonna be all like :: “hey look … a news story!”
{slow clapping}
Good for you press. Would hate to see you do any reporting before the motherfucking government takes some official action.
But seriously … I do hate you.
Not Dan Harris though :: he did a pretty a kick ass show about how much Death Ray sucks it :: and asked good questions about Colleen Conaway :: and then he smacked Joe Vitale’s …

I strenuously object!
{indignantly throws some papers and stuffs onto the floor}
Sometimes bad things happen to good cases. Last week the judge in James Arthur Ray’s triple-manslaughter trial ruled in favor of a defense motion seeking to limit evidence regarding past “sweat lodge” debacles.
What? What about all the bodies in the mud {and the thug who golf carted himself right past them}? What about the loud and unmistakable DANGER!! warnings that emanated from those past events and foreshadowed future horrors?
All out?
I know it sounds too bad to be true :: but I offer …

JudgementDay swiftly approaches for James Arthur Ray …
:: killer of nice ladies
:: slaughter of dreams
:: destroyer of human dignity
:: selfish fucking liar
:: smelly bag of turds
:: societal parasite
:: useless filth stain
… stuff like that.
Anywayz :: maybe that’s going too far. It’s not really JudgementDay … just the start of the trial :: scheduled to begin February 16th at the Camp Verde Courthouse :: and run for four long months.
The last time the trial was scheduled to begin … it didn’t. I told you dirt eaters all about it in a post called The Ray Delay. …