Vitaly Borker has angrily pissed on his last pair of knockoff Dolce and Gabbana’s. Just eight days after The New York Times detailed the sketchy/insane “business practices” of Decor My Eyes :: the bunghole borscht aficionado was arrested in his Brooklyn home by agents of the United States Postal Inspection Service.
The New York Times once again …

“Vitaly Borker, 34, who operates a Web site called decormyeyes.com, was charged with one count each of mail fraud, wire fraud, making interstate threats and cyberstalking. The mail fraud and wire fraud charges each carry a maximum sentence of 20 …

Michele Blood wrote a “book” with Bob Proctor. It’s called …
Become A Magnet To Money: Through The Sea Of Unlimited Consciousness
… I shit you not :: that’s what it’s fucking called. But don’t let that bit of obvious illiteracy get in the way of you buying this crap.  Because seriously …

“This revolutionary new book will open your consciousness to the truth of what wealth really is. This book could be the magic lamp you have been searching for!”

Did you hear that people?  We’re not fucking around here … we’re talking …

Caren Wendt thinks that James Arthur Ray is peaches-n-cream. Yummy!
Yeah … there was the whole reckless homicide thing.  Whatevs!
Caren Wendt attended the sweat lodge back in 2008 :: and it was all totally cool.  She testified Tuesday that …

“she had a great experience and didn’t see any problems.”

No problems … totally.

“Caren Wendt compared Ray to a coach Tuesday and says he wasn’t abusive in challenging participants to improve themselves.”

He’s just like a coach :: with no training :: no qualifications :: and no conscience.  A withered old man telemarketer convinced of his …

Business has been slow lately at the Angel Valley Retreat in Sedona Arizona.  Oh I’m sorry … did I say business?  Because I meant spirituality has been slow.  Not real spirituality of course :: that can’t be measured :: but doublespeak spirituality. Doublespeak spirituality can be :: and is :: measured in dollars … and dollars are down … way … way down.
The New York Times reports :: After Sweat Lodge Deaths, Fewer Tourists With Spiritual Needs

“Nobody is sure exactly what is keeping people away from Sedona’s four vortexes, swirling energy sources emanating from the earth, …

James Arthur Ray was arrested for manslaughter on the morning of February 3rd. Horah!  Good times … good times.
On February 4th :: Ray’s attorney Brad Brian made an appearance on Larry King Live.  He was quite a ChattyKathy. ChattyKathy must have been excited about being on TV. It’s said :: by sayers of things :: that television cameras add ten pounds to big egos :: but Brad seemed to swell by at least twenty-five. Swellings often correlate negatively with decision making skillz.
A PR appearance on national television so shortly after the commencement of a criminal proceeding is inappropriate. Very inappropriate. Walking through the grocery …

James Arthur Ray’s trial for the reckless and horrible manslaughter of three innocent people has been postponed until further notice. That’s great news for Jennifer Horton and Tony Parinello :: who are busy helping Death Ray exploit yet more innocents :: but it’s depressing news for those of us who don’t happen to love evil.
Can’t we just cancel the trial and drown this fuck in the ocean like a wicked witch? Good question :: but no :: we can’t.
Can we at least tase him in the neck and/or balls :: …

Joe “Señor Fuego” Vitale es un nabo podrido!
No :: no more fucking Spanish :: that joke is over! All NonEnglish speakers will henceforth be deported forthwith :: unless they are from someplace nice :: in which case they will be forced to stay indefinitely {probably in New Jersey}.
ABC recently aired a special report about James Ray’s evil Mind Games. They couldn’t get an interview with the Telemarketer of Doom himself :: because he was too busy shooting-up and snuggling with Jennifer Horton at 11964 Crest Place. They settled instead for a couple …

James Arthur Ray must be putting all his attention and intention into visualizing scathingly negative primetime TV specials :: cause he’s Law of Attracted two full hour long specials about his shenanigans in the last month.  If I were his life coach {for just infinite payments of $5,995 per month} I would advise him to go back to visualizing negligent “journalism” :: and Oprah. Maybe I’d even advise a vision board … because poster boards with magazine cut-outs aren’t just for 6th grade science projects and serial killers anymore {yes they are!! fuck sake …

David Schirmer :: blowhard conman :: has been in my blackbook of chubby scummy girlfriends since way back when. The first paragraph of my first post about Schirmer pretty much tells the whole story …

“He steals money.  He runs investment scams.  He runs self improvement scams.  He rapes handicapped koala bears.”

Smart.  Somebody around here is fucking smart {hint: not you!}.  Make sure to notice the adorable naiveté of early model Salty Droid …

I embed Schirmer’s The Secret appearance in the post … and then I mock it {surprise!}.  At that moment :: I …

Mike Koenigs wants to be paid for life :: but that’s impossible :: so he’s settled on getting Paid for Now™ by selling you on being Paid For Life.

“What if I told you I have a simple, proven, investment strategy that will give you $3.75 for every dollar you invest, and it’s based on scientific research?”

Well then I’d say :: “Sign me up you squatty little fuck!  I needs me that … NOWish.”
And once I got my robot claws on this 4 to 1 unicorn miracle … I’d take one dollar of my crack monies …