I said I wasn’t going to cut together the Luis Li lowlights … for the sake of my own sanity. But then I realized … it’s not about me :: so I did it anyway.
Thank you … me.
You’re welcome … me.
Me me me me … me.
And here’s some lawyer heckling tweets for you :: brought to you by :: you guessed it … me.
Thank you .. me.
You’re welcome … me.
You get the idea …
… me.

 
– The “big rubber deal” was Thomas Jefferson’s idea. #JamesRay – 06-17 16:49:58

 
– “You’re doing kung-fu …

Sheila Polk is Yavapai’s first female County Attorney :: she’s currently serving her third term in that capacity. James Arthur Ray is Yavapai’s first guru of mass casualty causation :: and he might serve three terms himself.
Presented above is fourteen minutes of Ms. Polk’s terrific two-and-a-half hour closing argument.
If you’d like to see the highlights of Mr. Li’s arguments :: you can read the tweets below :: or you can go and make your own stupid videos. It was bad enough I had to hear it the first time.
A second round of arguments today … …

After just two witnesses :: and excluding a few open evidentiary issues :: James Arthur Ray’s Munger Tolles & Olson defense team has notified the judge of their intent to rest their case without calling further witnesses. James Arthur Ray waived his right to testify :: as he should considering that he’s a soulless sham and a highly unimpressive conman who can’t go off the “syntax” without sounding like a lump of genetically defective broccoli.
Tweets James Ray’s twitter bot minutes later …

“Simplify your communications and only speak when you …

Sometimes white ladies kill their babies :: they probably don’t mean it as a favor to CNN … but it is one.
Last week the State of Arizona completed its case against James Death Ray.  CNN is no longer covering the trial because they’re super busy looking at weather maps and buying new touch screens for zooming in on Wolf Blitzer’s beard. But they were back on the scene today in case the defense’s obligatory motion for acquittal was granted.
It wasn’t.

 
– #JamesRay Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila!! #

 
– Ms. Polk :: …

Syndicates have a hard time concocting new and original evil plans …

“Plans are for people who don’t have fucking syndicates!”

… says The Syndicate to itself as it sticks to the old plan :: cataclysmic {and ever growing} disruptions to that plan be damned.
The machinations behind the launch of The Video Boss :: as revealed by fake robots :: has served as the most vivid illustration to date of the corrupt and heartless tactics employed by these Syndicate windbags. But that’s not going to keep Andy Jenkins :: and his stinking-of-rot fake surfer …

CNN is pulling its coverage of the James Arthur Ray trial :: probably because Luis Li is so horrible to watch. It is said that the sound of his droning :: arrogant :: little voice can cause diarrhea :: foaming at the mouth :: and dilated pupils. It’s not true :: but it is said :: so let’s talk about it for a couple of hours … Luis Li style!
But seriously … CNN is joke.
I know you people are complaining to them.  Good idea :: let um have it!
But also :: they were using a satellite van to …

 
– Who wants a prior sweat lodge? #JamesRay #

 
– Mr. Li wishes Ms. Polk would quit being so mean to him. #JamesRay Mr. Li lacks candor … again … and again … and again. #JamesRay #

 
– Ms. Polk argues that the more the defense pokes at causation :: the more relevant prior lodges become. #JamesRay #

 
– Defense quotes new Dr Mosley interview where he says it would be “dangerous to extrapolate from past lodges” {for a doctor maybe} #JamesRay #

 
– Look … it’s a trial. …

I think my fake secretary Debbie tried to poison me with organophosphates :: in fact I’m sure of it :: go ahead and prove it’s not true.
Anywayz :: thanks to stupid Debbie degrading my processors with her dastardly rat poison plots :: I was unable to live blog the testimony of a real Debbie :: Debbie Mercer :: who helped her husband Ted tend the hot rock fire :: and then helped to save people while James Arthur Ray sat on his evil ass doing nothing.
Here are some of the video highlights of her testimony {or lowlights … depending …

The Syndicate just can’t a catch a break right now.
Fucking karma … what a bitch.
A while back I heard a rumor that Amish Shah and Jay Styles had been sued by Microsoft for their Magic Bullet cat crap.  That didn’t make much sense to me :: and documents are prefered to rumors …
Well :: ta-fucking-da!

Thanks to the Wall Street Journal Law Blog {click this link fuckers so this dude will notice us}.
The doc is a not-that-interesting to me pre-trial ruling … but it states the basics …

“Defendants are alleged to …

Frank Kern is not family friendly {like dolphins or red foxes}.
Unless maybe your family is seriously messed up :: or in need of a chubby shabby redneck conman.
In Episode 3 of the Frank Turds Magic Bullets™ series :: unfriendly Frank offers his advice for life successfulness …
– be insane like a Japanese soldier in World War II
– put yourself into such a risky financial position that if you don’t achieve highly unlikely goals your life and family will suffer massive trauma and upheaval
– profit
In Episode 1 Frank explained how telephones are …