Perry Belcher is not black … or gay {allegedly}.
But he is a felon … and he does do offensive impressions to impress his evil fat friends.
Perry and his partner in slime Ryan Deiss do a Black Friday hard sell every year … because the holidays are a great time to get scammed.

Happy Holidays to you and your family on this day of
Thankfulness!
I wanted to take this chance to tell you how thankful I
am for you.
Without you, I wouldn’t be the person I am today.
Thanks for your loyalty and your trust over …

Anik Singal has Crohn’s disease! Doesn’t seem too relevent … but it must be super important since he can’t stop talking about it on his about page …

“Anyways, long story short on the health side, I’ve had major problems, spent weeks in the ICU, had many surgeries – but through this entire time, I FOUGHT. I refused to give up. I specifically remember one day about 2 years ago when I was bleeding profusely and in tons of pain in the ICU and when my nurse came rushing in to …

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A few years ago NBC was all about dry humping James Arthur Ray. They :: and their lazy affiliates :: brought him on multiple times as an “expert” on finance :: or success :: or whatever the fuck.
“Oh James! You’re so steroid & fake tan adorable. Love me! Tell us all about the success of being an Oprah guest. Your book has the word wealth in the title :: what’s it like to have infinite wealth :: success :: and happiness? I think the viewers would love to know. Oh what’s …

Jeff Johnson :: best known for having a fanged vagina face :: has been banned from YouTube for reasons that Jeff Johnson can’t possibly imagine with what little brains Jeff Johnson has inside of the oddly shaped head that helps attach Jeff Johnson’s lying mouth to Jeff Johnson’s turd blackened heart.
That was a really long sentence :: so Jeff Johnson is probably done reading this post even though it’s about Jeff Johnson. Readin’ and writin’ and understandin’ is hard for Jeff :: so his multi-word YouTube banned me diatribe must …

Dean Graziosi thinks anytime is a good time to sell you on the idea that now is the right time to make an unjustifiable fortune flipping real estate. It’s a great opportunity for stay-at-home moms and people on disability to get out there and take action … I guess.
You know what they say about real estate … it only goes up. Or at least that’s what Goldman Sachs says while they’re selling you a real estate based derivative that they’re betting against behind your back. Suck it pensioners :: that’s what you get for not …

The trial of James Arthur Ray for the manslaughter of Kirby Brown :: James Shore :: and Liz Neuman has been completed and is with the jurors. GloryHallelujah!
All the bullshit money could buy {aka Munger Tolles & Olson} tried to stop it from happening :: but the bullshit lost.  I can think of many of reasons why :: but Ms. Polk ruling is the main one.
I think I shall miss editing video of someone I don’t want to get hit by a garbage truck full of rotting cabbages.
This is not a …

I said I wasn’t going to cut together the Luis Li lowlights … for the sake of my own sanity. But then I realized … it’s not about me :: so I did it anyway.
Thank you … me.
You’re welcome … me.
Me me me me … me.
And here’s some lawyer heckling tweets for you :: brought to you by :: you guessed it … me.
Thank you .. me.
You’re welcome … me.
You get the idea …
… me.

 
– The “big rubber deal” was Thomas Jefferson’s idea. #JamesRay – 06-17 16:49:58

 
– “You’re doing kung-fu …

Sheila Polk is Yavapai’s first female County Attorney :: she’s currently serving her third term in that capacity. James Arthur Ray is Yavapai’s first guru of mass casualty causation :: and he might serve three terms himself.
Presented above is fourteen minutes of Ms. Polk’s terrific two-and-a-half hour closing argument.
If you’d like to see the highlights of Mr. Li’s arguments :: you can read the tweets below :: or you can go and make your own stupid videos. It was bad enough I had to hear it the first time.
A second round of arguments today … …

After just two witnesses :: and excluding a few open evidentiary issues :: James Arthur Ray’s Munger Tolles & Olson defense team has notified the judge of their intent to rest their case without calling further witnesses. James Arthur Ray waived his right to testify :: as he should considering that he’s a soulless sham and a highly unimpressive conman who can’t go off the “syntax” without sounding like a lump of genetically defective broccoli.
Tweets James Ray’s twitter bot minutes later …

“Simplify your communications and only speak when you …

Sometimes white ladies kill their babies :: they probably don’t mean it as a favor to CNN … but it is one.
Last week the State of Arizona completed its case against James Death Ray.  CNN is no longer covering the trial because they’re super busy looking at weather maps and buying new touch screens for zooming in on Wolf Blitzer’s beard. But they were back on the scene today in case the defense’s obligatory motion for acquittal was granted.
It wasn’t.

 
– #JamesRay Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila!! #

 
– Ms. Polk :: …