Syndicates have a hard time concocting new and original evil plans …

“Plans are for people who don’t have fucking syndicates!”

… says The Syndicate to itself as it sticks to the old plan :: cataclysmic {and ever growing} disruptions to that plan be damned.
The machinations behind the launch of The Video Boss :: as revealed by fake robots :: has served as the most vivid illustration to date of the corrupt and heartless tactics employed by these Syndicate windbags. But that’s not going to keep Andy Jenkins :: and his stinking-of-rot fake surfer …

CNN is pulling its coverage of the James Arthur Ray trial :: probably because Luis Li is so horrible to watch. It is said that the sound of his droning :: arrogant :: little voice can cause diarrhea :: foaming at the mouth :: and dilated pupils. It’s not true :: but it is said :: so let’s talk about it for a couple of hours … Luis Li style!
But seriously … CNN is joke.
I know you people are complaining to them.  Good idea :: let um have it!
But also :: they were using a satellite van to …

 
– Who wants a prior sweat lodge? #JamesRay #

 
– Mr. Li wishes Ms. Polk would quit being so mean to him. #JamesRay Mr. Li lacks candor … again … and again … and again. #JamesRay #

 
– Ms. Polk argues that the more the defense pokes at causation :: the more relevant prior lodges become. #JamesRay #

 
– Defense quotes new Dr Mosley interview where he says it would be “dangerous to extrapolate from past lodges” {for a doctor maybe} #JamesRay #

 
– Look … it’s a trial. …

I think my fake secretary Debbie tried to poison me with organophosphates :: in fact I’m sure of it :: go ahead and prove it’s not true.
Anywayz :: thanks to stupid Debbie degrading my processors with her dastardly rat poison plots :: I was unable to live blog the testimony of a real Debbie :: Debbie Mercer :: who helped her husband Ted tend the hot rock fire :: and then helped to save people while James Arthur Ray sat on his evil ass doing nothing.
Here are some of the video highlights of her testimony {or lowlights … depending …

The Syndicate just can’t a catch a break right now.
Fucking karma … what a bitch.
A while back I heard a rumor that Amish Shah and Jay Styles had been sued by Microsoft for their Magic Bullet cat crap.  That didn’t make much sense to me :: and documents are prefered to rumors …
Well :: ta-fucking-da!

Thanks to the Wall Street Journal Law Blog {click this link fuckers so this dude will notice us}.
The doc is a not-that-interesting to me pre-trial ruling … but it states the basics …

“Defendants are alleged to …

Frank Kern is not family friendly {like dolphins or red foxes}.
Unless maybe your family is seriously messed up :: or in need of a chubby shabby redneck conman.
In Episode 3 of the Frank Turds Magic Bullets™ series :: unfriendly Frank offers his advice for life successfulness …
– be insane like a Japanese soldier in World War II
– put yourself into such a risky financial position that if you don’t achieve highly unlikely goals your life and family will suffer massive trauma and upheaval
– profit
In Episode 1 Frank explained how telephones are …

Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!
I wrote you a poem …
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
NO … I didn’t!
Fuck that :: I don’t write you poems. And this isn’t the homemade crafts store either :: so don’t ask me where the fake pine cones are.
Mike Koenigs was about to launch a frauduct :: so he and his Rocket went to see The Irwin.  The Boss was also in attendance :: looking for opportunities to lick up Frank’s seed and/or slobber. Trey Smith was there too :: doing the same :: but with …

Have you heard about how my new hit movie is coming out just in time for the holidayz?  It’s going to be quite gay {but not in a gay way!}.  All of our favorite characters/bastards will be there :: even wannabe Jesus {Irwin F. Kern … not in a manger} :: so that should be fun and festive. Buy some popcorn :: a Survival Seed Bank :: and get ready for a Christmas Miracle …
Meanwhile :: Julian Assange is rubbing his naked manself onto things … so I thought I better tell …

Michele Blood wrote a “book” with Bob Proctor. It’s called …
Become A Magnet To Money: Through The Sea Of Unlimited Consciousness
… I shit you not :: that’s what it’s fucking called. But don’t let that bit of obvious illiteracy get in the way of you buying this crap.  Because seriously …

“This revolutionary new book will open your consciousness to the truth of what wealth really is. This book could be the magic lamp you have been searching for!”

Did you hear that people?  We’re not fucking around here … we’re talking …

Happy Thanksgiving.
Not really.
Some of you aren’t even Americans … so whatever. Don’t go celebrating American holidays if you ain’t got the right. We’re the ones who exploited the lands and peoples of the New {to us} World … not you.  So keep your damn foreign hands off our meat based holidays. Especially you Canada … I better not smell any god damn turkey up there!  And no watching NFL football either {you can watch Rangers v. Man United on DVR like I’m about to do}.
“But Droids can’t be Americans” :: …