Herbalife is fucked … ask me how!
But seriously.
Don’t ask me how :: cause I was already going to tell you … keep your stupid questions to yourself.
-f-u-c-k-e-d-

Over the past three decades Los Angeles based {via the Cayman Islands} Herbalife has pretended to sell various products that pretended to promise to make you thin and pure or whatever … like a rainbow. The fake claims used to be bold enough to occasionally irritate the FDA into partial action :: but by now the product claims are more like … “comes in nine flavors …

“I’ve been criticized for lots of things I have written,”

Says Dave Copeland about lots of the things that he’s written :: lots is a fun word … let’s use it lots.
Here I go :: criticizing the writtens of Dave Copeland … lots.

“but this is the first time someone used 3,764 words to tear me apart for something I did not write.”

Oh hey :: um … maybe not all 3764 {thanks for counting douche!} words were about what you didn’t have the balls to write? Prolly more like 1200ish :: …

Kevin Trudeau’s Global Information Network is a scam :: a big fat ugly scam … or to translate that into the language of local television news …
“Is Kevin Trudeau’s Global Information Network a scam?”
Kansas City’s NBC affiliate :: Action 41 … is on the case.
“Is Action 41 on the case?”
Stop doing that now.
“Will I stop doing this now? Some say yes, while others, say no.”
Oh local news … god you’re stupid and useless.
“Will a local television affiliate start off a story about an infomercial scammer by disclosing how dependent their own business model …

The Cato Institute :: a libertarian think tank {like a shark tank but with nerds} … was originally founded in 1974 as the Charles Koch Foundation. Charles Koch :: and his brother Joe Hardy … go around solving various mysteries down at the old lighthouse. No wait that’s wrong. Charles Koch :: and his brother David Koch … go around giving money to any mouth-breather willing to spout off about how the government is the root of all our problems.
The government is the root of all our problems. Or to …

Donate to the Kevin Trudeau legal defense fund now! Now motherfuckers … NOW!

“Here’s the bottom line. I believe the government wants to lock me in prison for life and virtually burn all of my books. Your first amendment right to FREEDOM OF SPEECH is being violated.”

You’ve prolly never heard of virtual book burnings :: cause it’s totally 2.0 … and you’re a 1.5 at best … which is why you’re always being virtually violated.
It’s not Kevin’s not-right to do whatever the fucks Kevin wants that’s under threat here … it’s …

President Obama :: and his The Choom Gang having ass … wins a second term … and promptly moves the Capital 2 Seattle.
W00t! … what a fucking relief.
Fake robots don’t care about the politics of politics :: but let’s face the facts here people … Mitt Romney is from Scamworld. That article on The Verge :: or this one on Mother Jones :: or this one on Salon :: or this crap right here on The Droid about the kid torturing assholes … barely even touch the surface of it.
It’s scary …

The FTC thinks Kevin Trudeau needs to go to jail :: which sounds pretty awesome … maybe they’re finally going to start doing something other than pretending like they’re doing something?
Nope!
Kevin Trudeau :: like so many other scammers … signed a consent order with the FTC over some flagrantly stupid shit that he’d done. Right after signing that order in 2004 :: he started taking a piss on it … just like he’s been taking a piss on all sorts of rules and regulations for the last decades.
Consent orders are fucking …

Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Leonard Coldwell :: board certified PHDoctor … has had enough of me. Last time I talked to him :: and he didn’t have the man-sack to talk back to me … I was calling him Barbara. He loved it :: in a sexual way … allegedly. But I guess it’s not fun to threaten someone who offers to die in the streets :: and let’s face it … bullies prefer ladies.
So Heir Klein :: prove to us that you’re innocent of the charges levied against you {by …

Nice shoes!
… or something.
>> bleep bloop

Do u love this blog?
Well then fuck you :: cause this ain’t no blog … and if you really loved it you’d’ve already known that.
Here’s how to blog :: in five easy steps …
1)  write an opening sentence that attempts to be quippy … and fails
2) add a couple of lines about this or that problem … or this or that cat
3) talk briefly {or ad nauseam} about something you read in some other publication somewhere
and/or
3) talk briefly {or ad nauseam} about someone else’s blogish opinion about something they read in some …