Rated-G Reports
The Salty Droid is full of piss and vinegar {not to mention pepper spray and jet fuel}.
You are {reluctantly} forgiven for hating my extremism :: It’s not your fault that you aren’t as smart or as beautiful as I … and I can see your point when you weakly whine ::
- Ma and Pa haz warn’d me bouts the wickedness of the devil’s words.
- I’d hate to prickle the sensitivities of my corporate overlords {who are busily sucking out my soul}.
- The vicious truth gives me vertigo.
- What if my kids see me reading this and they start thinking it’s okay to use “potty talking?”
- I have sand in my vagina!
blah blah blah :: I HATE YOU ALL :: God should not ask me to suffer your foolishness. But he has, and so I shall.
Just the facts :: The Links :: And an honest effort at the mo-effing TRUTH … minus the profanity, the faux-rage, the pseudo-insanity … and all the other shit that makes me so fucking awesome.
Now you can pass around The Truth without fear that you’ve compromised your conformity in any way.
{ Updated as Necessary }
1. Perry Belcher :: Evil Jowls
>> bleep bloop
Loading ...