Articles tagged with: bullshit
Andy Jenkins, BlogWorld, Eben Pagan, Frank Kern, Free Speech, James Arthur Ray, Mike Koenigs, Oprah, Rick Calvert, Scamworld, the media, The Syndicate, Trolls »
Do you want to see Hulk Hogan 5.0 having sex with some lady who should oughta be bein’ faithful to Bubba the Love Sponge?
Do you want Kathy Bates to hobble you with a dragon bone seriously infected with the hantavirus?
Shirly those two questions are equivalents?
Was that last question a question?
Anywayz :: turd spewing pageview whoring turd site Gawker :: whose mission is all about smearing turds all around everywhere turd style … is pretty sure you need this sex tape in your life.
“We watch this footage because it’s something we’re not …
Boiler Rooms, Featured, Headline, John Swallow, Lawyers, Mark Shurtleff, Professional Marketing International, Prosper, Scams, Utah »
Utah’s Deputy Chief Attorney General :: John Swallow :: wants to replace Mark Shurtleff as the biggest fucking disgrace in the American legal profession … and as the chief legal representative of Utah’s rotting fraud vortex.
Of course the Attorney General is the state’s top legal enforcer :: tasked with prosecuting criminals rather than representing them … but that was back before the the bizarro world ate the real world.
The Salt Lake Tribune reported earlier this year that Swallow was getting most of the money for his campaign from Mark Shurtleff …
bleep bloop, Brian Clark, Copyblogger, Dave Navarro, Naomi Dunford, Tony Robbins »
Congratulations!
… is how Dr. Seuss’ last book begins.
Oh, the Places You’ll Go is about how life’s all about getting out there and doing it :: hope for the best … knowing that’s almost for sure not what’s going to happen. Cause life is beautiful … but it’s a total fucking bitch. Ride it calm like a wave :: even when your head is scraping along the bottom … knowing eventually you’ll be back on the beach eating hotdogs.
Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching …
Crystal Cox, Free Speech, Julian Assange, Lawyers, SEO, the media »
“You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into …”
… said some peeps from Crystal Cox’s past and present after I slapped her a couple times across her puffy dumb dumb face.
Whatevers :: says me :: you peeps got no idea what I’m already into … this one is nothing to me.
Crystal Cox’s freaknuts bullshit predates the Internet :: just ask anyone who has ever come within sniffing distance of her grandma pants. She’s mean :: and cruel … and in a surprise to no one who’s read a single …
Boiler Rooms, Free Speech, Lawyers, Scams, SEO, Stephen Pierce, Vorys Sater Seymour and Pease »
Are you a soul-destroying scammer who’s irritated by the constitutional rights of the little people?
So annoying!
Are you worried that all your boiler room monies are going to run out now that you’ve burned every fucking bridge in Madison County?
Stupid bridges!
Then Vorys, Sater, Seymour and Pease :: Attorneys-at-Scam can help! At Vorys {pronounced voyeurs} … we believe in your right to fuck over the little guy. If the little guy deserved to have rights … then he’d already have enough money to hire his own whore law firm. Am I right?
Of course …
Anik Singal, bleep bloop, Video »
Y’all wouldn’t believe the shit I’ve been up to … expecially because I’m not going to tell you about it yet.
Muh ha ha?
Meanwhile :: back at fucking StupidTown … Anik Singal needs our help!
Says he via email today …
There is nothing to buy, in fact,
I want to GIVE YOU an opportunity
to do something for ME!
I guess taking is the essence of giving :: that’s something the Buddha once said … meth-Buddha {he’s not quite as chill as the normal Buddha}.
Anik wants to give us the opportunity to give him a …
Boiler Rooms, credit cards, David Sipes, FTC, John Raygoza, Mike Filsaime, PushTraffic, Robert Artino, Scams »
Begin lawyer talk in 3 :: 2 :: 1 … oh god make it stop …
Congress passed 15 USC § 6102 to tell the FTC to do something about people being buttholes over the phone :: this was back in the Nineties when Congress still did stuffs without needing to be tazed. It’s the FTC’s job to make the actual rules :: which they do after a prescribed period for public comment where interested parties who have enough money to hire lobbyists … like the Direct Marketing Association … can …
Boiler Rooms, David Sipes, John Raygoza, PushTraffic, Utah »
Remember when I made us all listen to Debbie :: a secretary in her mid-fifties making $26K :: getting scammed by a Utah boiler room for five figures? It was awful :: lots of people couldn’t listen to it all the way through.
Whatever!
I refuse to accept that. If you want to follow this story :: or be a part of this cause … then go listen to that fucking tape and force yourself to deal with the suffering it causes you. It’s what’s happening here :: almost everything boils down …
bleep bloop, copyright, Free Speech, Jeremy Johnson, Mark Shurtleff, Utah »
I’m fucking against the SOPA :: and the PIPA … and the Santa Maria. I just blacked out my whole glorious fake robot site to prove it {and for fear of defying Wikipedia}. According to The Times of New York :: the protests and bellyaching are working … and the stupid old men of the stupid old man Congress {which is like a series of intestinal tubes} are caving.
“A freshman senator, Marco Rubio of Florida, a rising Republican star, was first out of the starting gate Wednesday morning with his …
bleep bloop, copyright, DMCA, Free Speech, Twitter, Video »
The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.
I’m against it.
I think it’s dumb.
I fart in its general direction.
I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.
I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think that’s how these things are done}. It reminds me of the time I had a Vimeo account :: after I got banned from YouTube and I set it up in hopes …
