James Arthur Ray :: aka inmate 267823 :: used to have a house in Beverly Hills … 90210. He paid an eye-popping $4 million for it :: although at the time he could afford it because Oprah said he knew The Secret … so he was totally rolling in other people’s money.
But times change :: people get killed … you know how it goes. Suddenly money to pay for an overly expensive legal team seems more important than money to pay for an overly expensive home which houses a starkly empty life.
Death …

James Arthur Ray :: the play … okay?
Tickets are $15,000 :: no refunds … or complaining.
Okay maybe not :: tickets are some other price that won’t tend to make random people on the interwebz exclaim … “you deserve to die!”
But getting to Scotland isn’t easy :: unless you’re Mary Poppins … or god. Fortunately I am :: god that is … not Mary Poppins.
I am god.
Okay maybe not :: but I do have interesting and articulate readers all over the world … including The Scot-lands. It makes me feel quite …

This is totally happening  … here’s the one I’m showing you.
SUBJECT: Jason Jones Interview Invitation on The Holistic Survival Show
Dear Jason,
After recently becoming familiar with The Salty Droid, Jason Hartman, host of the highly rated Creating Wealth Show and its affiliate show, The Holistic Survival Show, would like to conduct a brief 20-30 minute interview with you (via phone or Skype) regarding your expertise in the field. We, at The Holistic Survival Show offer the critical life skills to protect the people, places, and profits you care about in uncertain …

You know who’s in jail right fucking now?
Orenthal James Simpson
He killed Ron and Nicole … and then walked after a disastrous celebri-trial that made everyone look bad … and locked in Los Angles’ hold on the title of most pathetic and useless American city {sorry Cleveland … you tried}.
But things didn’t really work out for that murdering motherfucker in the end … and that disastrous trial was an important beginning to the long form justice that he was eventually served.
James Arthur Ray was sentenced to two measly years for the horribly painful deaths …

James Arthur Ray :: frumpy parasite :: is going to fucking jail {one hopes}.
Death Ray continues to hard-sell the dream :: but the dream has died the death of a dream that never lived.

When Mr. Ray’s house was recently foreclosed on, his parents took him in, and he has since resided in their home in Oceanside, California. [Defense Presentence Memo]

Harmonic Wealth.
Girlfriend … gone.

Harmonic Sex.

During the trial, his attorneys argued that the deaths were accidental, perhaps due to some unknown toxin that might have been present … jurors were not persuaded. …

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A few years ago NBC was all about dry humping James Arthur Ray. They :: and their lazy affiliates :: brought him on multiple times as an “expert” on finance :: or success :: or whatever the fuck.
“Oh James! You’re so steroid & fake tan adorable. Love me! Tell us all about the success of being an Oprah guest. Your book has the word wealth in the title :: what’s it like to have infinite wealth :: success :: and happiness? I think the viewers would love to know. Oh what’s …

Dr. Tony Alessandra is a “professional” speaker :: and he definitely does not live in a van down by the river … too many crackheads down there. It’s best to keep the van on the move :: maybe take your under-appreciated daughter on a road trip to a beauty pageant with someone from The Daily Show. Stuff like that. There’s lots of great things to do with a van you happen to be living in :: this whole “down by the river” stereotype really peeves The Tony.
Doctor of the professional speaking arts Tony Alessandra welcomes you …

FUCK YOU James Arthur Ray :: you motherfucking motherfucker!!
I’m back bitches!  Believe it!
Longest break ever :: but you stupids just kept clicking like a bunch of sheeple :: so I guess I’ll do what I want! No consequences!
Exclamation points!!
Remember when James Arthur Ray got convicted of negligent homicide?  Yeah … it was so awesome.
Fuck you James Arthur Ray :: you suck monkey! Did I already say that? Sorry :: I’m just passionate :: like Luis Li … except in a non-douchey-poser kind of way.
Self-imposed “ban on senselessly excessive profanity while covering …

“The Law” of Attraction has failed James Arthur Ray :: he’s been convicted on three counts of negligent homicide.
It’s really not much of a surprise that The Law of Attraction has failed him :: because he’s a massive dickhead. Even fake spiritual laws hate massive dickheads.
But The Law of Attraction has also failed The Salty Droid :: whose laser focused thoughts :: feelings :: and actions :: had the jury returning with a bucket full of tar and telling Death Ray to strip.
But life’s not about what you intend :: …

The trial of James Arthur Ray for the manslaughter of Kirby Brown :: James Shore :: and Liz Neuman has been completed and is with the jurors. GloryHallelujah!
All the bullshit money could buy {aka Munger Tolles & Olson} tried to stop it from happening :: but the bullshit lost.  I can think of many of reasons why :: but Ms. Polk ruling is the main one.
I think I shall miss editing video of someone I don’t want to get hit by a garbage truck full of rotting cabbages.
This is not a …