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{ 9 May 2012 :: 31 Comments }
ColdHearted HotHeads

Do you have a statistically significant shortage of grey matter in your anterior rostral prefrontal cortex?
That’s a shame.
You should seriously have that shit checked out … you might be a psychopath.
Vacation over :: I bailed my fake secretary Debbie out of debtors prison {which she’ll be repaying at a variable interest rate that I’ve pegged to Italian credit default swaps} … now back to freak town.
1 … 2 … 3 … go!
Not all psychopath’s are bloody :: liver eating … mass murders. But those are the ones we {eventually} lock in …

Armand Morin, Boiler Rooms, credit cards, HSBC, John Raygoza, Mike Filsaime, PowerPay, PushTraffic, Scams, Stephen Pierce »

{ 10 Apr 2012 :: 59 Comments }
Debbie Does PowerPay

Every time I ask my fake secretary Debbie to take a letter :: she uses purple ink … it’s daft not adorable … but there’s no convincing her.

“We’re talking to the banking system here Debbie :: for christ’s sake … use a word processor.”

… says me.
But I’m capital :: and she’s labor … and if I don’t let her use purple she’ll organize and I’ll be left with striking Debbies who expect sick days and maternity leave.
To PowerPay.biz :: merchant account processor to the opposite of the stars :: June …

Anthony Morrison, James Arthur Ray, Jeff Walker, Peter Diamandis, Scams, The Syndicate, Video »

{ 20 Feb 2012 :: 105 Comments }
Abundance of Bullshit

My fake secretary Debbie is on Ray Kurzweil’s email list because she’s all worried that medical progress won’t be able to keep pace with her “chain-smoking while tanning” lifestyle. She’d love to stop the smoke & tan madness :: but she needs it to cover up her diabetic pallor … so she depends on the science of future miracles for comfort.
Says Dr. Kurzweil to Debbie …

Dear Friend,
I’d like to reach out to you personally about a new book that I am very excited about:
Abundance — The Future Is Better Than …

Boiler Rooms, John Raygoza, Mike Filsaime, PushTraffic, Scams »

{ 31 Jan 2012 :: 38 Comments }
Boiled Lemonade

When life hands you lemons :: tie life up at gun point and be like … how u like me now life?

… or at least assault a police officer :: violate your probation … and keep being a complete and total fucking junkie.
If only boiler room suck-job John Paul Raygoza had better taste in motivational wall hangings :: he may have avoided the jail time that is sure to follow the problems his actions have piled on top of the problems he created with his other actions … it’s complicated. Like …

Crystal Cox, Free Speech, MLM, Scams »

{ 14 Dec 2011 :: 111 Comments }
Crystal Cox :: iS nOt a BLOgGER

Crystal Cox isn’t in the porno business :: allegedly/hopefully :: even though she clearly has a porno name. Crystal PornoName is an “investigative blogger” :: a title that only a very serious person would grant unto herself.
Crystal was sued by some mean lawyers for defaming some other mean lawyers and a Federal judge ruled that …

she wasn’t a journalist so shield and retraction laws don’t apply
she couldn’t Anti-SLAPP him
the mean lawyer wasn’t a public figure under NYT v. Sullivan or a limited public figure under Gertz
the matter :: a big …

Colleen Conaway, James Arthur Ray, Munger Tolles & Olson, The Secret, Video »

{ 22 Oct 2011 :: 101 Comments }
Dateline :: James Arthur Ray Redux

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A few years ago NBC was all about dry humping James Arthur Ray. They :: and their lazy affiliates :: brought him on multiple times as an “expert” on finance :: or success :: or whatever the fuck.
“Oh James! You’re so steroid & fake tan adorable. Love me! Tell us all about the success of being an Oprah guest. Your book has the word wealth in the title :: what’s it like to have infinite wealth :: success :: and happiness? I think the viewers would love to know. Oh what’s …

Brian Clark, Dave Navarro, Naomi Dunford, PZ Myers, Scams »

{ 13 Oct 2011 :: 270 Comments }
Alison in PlunderLand

Alison Newton met Dave Navarro 17 years ago at NC State. They were close friends for years before they decided to get matching last names. The matching names were a commitment that they both took seriously. They had both come from severely broken homes :: and both were determined to protect their own children from the same fate.
By the time I met Alison Navarro a couple of months ago :: Naomi Dunford and the cult of Internet Marketing had already destroyed everything that Dave and Alison had worked so hard to build. …

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{ 27 Aug 2011 :: 60 Comments }
10 Easy Steps to Professional Blogging

Have you heard the great news?  You can make lots of easy money with the Internet blogging :: and ANYONE can do it!
That’s right I said ANYONE.
The Internet has finally leveled the playing field … allowing ANYONE to have ANYTHING … RIGHT NOW. Just follow these ten easy steps … and I’ll see you on the beach!
 
1. You don’t talk about fight club.
Always the first rule. If we talk about fight club … pretty soon everyone will have a fight club … and then our fight club won’t be special …

bleep bloop, Interviews »

{ 22 Aug 2011 :: 127 Comments }
SaltyDroid Interviewings

The Salty Droid doesn’t do interviews :: so don’t bother asking me. Go suck yourself!
But it has been almost three years :: and my fake secretary Debbie thinks it’s time to start saying yes rarely … instead of never. She’s usually almost always wrong :: but if you make the little people think that their opinions count … then you can pay them less!
Paying people less :: aka The American Dream … get some less pay for yourself … TODAY … you deserve it!
So if you want to hear Jason being serious instead …

Anthony Morrison, Boiler Rooms, Chicken Soup for the Soul, credit cards, Mark Shurtleff, Mark Victor Hansen, Professional Marketing International, Scams, Utah »

{ 2 Aug 2011 :: 138 Comments }
Scamming Two Debbies

My fake secretary Debbie is quite susceptible to scams.
D-bags often call headquarters looking for an opportunity to suck-up to me and my divine stylings in authorship :: but I usually can’t take their calls {because fucking idiots are boring} … and they end up selling Debbie on some blueprint to international bestselling good fortune instead.
I call her names :: like ding-dong and bat-brain :: but that never seems to help … so I mostly just laugh at her. It’s fun to laugh at people who are already suffering :: it’s like a 2-for-1 Groupon for …