Articles tagged with: exploitation
Get Motivated, Interviews, Scams, Stephen Pierce »
It’s fun to tell jokes about Black America Online :: because it was called Black America Online … and that’s funny.
Black America Online.
See? Funny.
The failed techno-blaxploitation of what was to become the uncoolest of uncool tech companies == funny.
You thought you got mail :: but you got Shaft … up to here.
Ha!
Anywayz :: I’m sure it wasn’t funny to the people involved … and they’d like to smack my face off. But investing money into new {or old} business ventures is a great way to lose money. Most businesses fail …
Scams, Stephen Pierce »
Did you know that black people like using the Internets just as much as white people?
Yep :: it’s totally true … they love it!
But the blacks have high standards :: having grown accustomed to special but equal facilities created with their specific concerns in mind … or something. They can’t be settling for no white man’s Internet … I guess.
Maybe those are some of the considerations that led Stephen Pierce to found Black America Online {or maybe it was the love of other people’s money}.
From a 1997 article by Peter …
Eben Pagan, Johnny Truant, Laura Roeder, Naomi Dunford »
http://vimeo.com/15299782
Linda Eaves is Naomi Dunford’s bitch :: according to Linda Eaves.
Being the bitch of a know-nothing loser is not recommended by The Salty Droid :: but my recommendations are rarely taken because I’m just a unicorn hater. If unicorns aren’t real :: then real life is real … and nobody wants to believe that depressing shit.
After an hour-long consult with the IttyBiz spider :: Linda finally settled on the basis for her Internet freedom business. I hope she won’t mind if I spoil the surprise and tell you … it’s granting wishes.
Wishes …
Chris Brogan, Dave Navarro, Naomi Dunford, Scams, Sonia Simone, Twitter »
How you like me now Naomi Dunford?
Shit Storms happen!
It’s probably best not to do your own viral marketing campaign for my site during a run-up to a ShitStorm :: unless you have a “career” death wish {not to be construed as a death threat [allegedly]} … but maybe I just don’t know cause I’m not a problogger.
Above are the pageviews for the last seven days on the FakeRobot and ChubbySpider websites. Her views peaked on the 30th :: the day after her fake death threat post. But with a little {/lot} of …
Brian Clark, Copyblogger, James Chartrand, Laura Roeder, Naomi Dunford, Sonia Simone »
“I’m going to tell you a story and it’s very, very important. Please read it, all the way through. Women’s lives are at stake.”
One of my posts could start like that :: if I were a shit-trite writer … cause women’s lives are at stake. The after effects of protracted manipulation are regularly deadly … as Kirby :: Liz :: and Colleen might tell you if they weren’t already dead. And it’s not hard to imagine how often something like this …
… leads to a nice old{ish} lady deciding to …
Anthony Morrison, Boiler Rooms, Professional Marketing International, Scams, The Syndicate, Utah »
Remember how horrible that scamming real Debbie audio was?
OMG.
OMFG even.
It was like a 6.66 on the Shit Scale :: one of the highest SS-numbers ever registered on the fake robot blog.
The Shit Scale is a very scientific {trust me} measure of something’s FUCKING TRUTH in relation to the hype-truth / cult-truth / lie-truth to which it relates. High Shit Scale evidences reveal the blackness at the core of the unicorn machine :: and have a tendency to cause Shit Storms. Oh shit :: here comes some now {watch out for turds!} …
Anthony Morrison, Boiler Rooms, Chicken Soup for the Soul, credit cards, Mark Shurtleff, Mark Victor Hansen, Scams, Utah »
Anthony Morrison uses the television to tell people about how HUGE he is on the Interwebs. But most Internet people :: like you people :: have never heard of him. Loving the Internet really cuts into time spent watching shitty 3am infomercials … and fake web-star Morrison has almost no real web presence.
The infomercial is a fake show hosted by Chicken Soup for the Hole dipshit Mark Victor Hansen {pictured here mounting Anthony for reasons I’d better not get into}.
Mark Victor Hansen :: like fellow Soup for the Hole heroes …
bleep bloop, Frank Kern, James Arthur Ray »
Irwin Frank Kern :: professional twat :: recently requested help naming his fake book.
We helped :: cause we cool like that.
Many entries contained humorousness :: but I won!
We could have another contest to help name fuckhead James Arthur Ray’s next stupid book :: but why bother when Yakaru already won?
Both books will be written in crayon.
Thank you for shopping at D-Bag Books … were we always pretend to appreciate your patronage.
>> bleep bloop
James Arthur Ray, James Ray Trial Tweets, Video »
Sometimes white ladies kill their babies :: they probably don’t mean it as a favor to CNN … but it is one.
Last week the State of Arizona completed its case against James Death Ray. CNN is no longer covering the trial because they’re super busy looking at weather maps and buying new touch screens for zooming in on Wolf Blitzer’s beard. But they were back on the scene today in case the defense’s obligatory motion for acquittal was granted.
It wasn’t.
– #JamesRay Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila :: Sheila!! #
– Ms. Polk :: …
Angel Valley, James Arthur Ray, James Ray Trial Tweets »
– Fake robots in mirror :: http://flic.kr/p/9BWRqX {above} :: in case you were wondering. So begins another week of #JamesRay‘s guilty-guilt! #
– State wants to call Haddow :: prolly to force defense to illustrate their shenanigans. It worked … defense moves to preclude … precluded #
– Mr. Hamilton describes Chapter 11 as “bankruptcy for people who still believe in what they’re doing” {ie not paying their bills} #JamesRay #
– Hamilton and Polk tag team a “How to Kill Critters” flow chart. #JamesRay #
– Fake Q: How can you be sure …
