Infomastery :: Legends of American business!  They’ve retained Fulbright & Jaworski to silence my speech :: So they must truly “have it goin’ on” :: Let’s inspectify their Texas Tax Franchise Public Information Report to find out more about them :: and let’s add some fucking profanity to this fucking post so that people won’t die of mind numbing boredom ::

Thank you for that fine Information Texas Secretary of State.  I should get myself a secretary as well :: I have my fake secretary Debbie :: But she’s terrible …
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Should I do what I’m about to do? Probably not :: but I’ve already paddled this rowboat into the ocean :: I might as well just drown.
Here is one of the DMCA claims filed by the representatives of Infomastery {aka Perry Belcher & Ryan Deiss} against The Salty Droid :: {click on the image below to download the full pdf}

If the sight of a Top 50 Law Firm’s letterhead makes you GASP for breath and rethink your world view :: Then you must have gone to law school.  You must …

Operation JowlBust :: Much Success!!!
Official DeBriefing ::
IssueOne :: Stop the military formatting.
Done.
Remember when I got my claws on Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s program before it launched :: And then I thrashed the crap out of it {link} :: Released the direct links to it {link} :: Wrote a christian version of my BeatDown {link} :: And then swallowed up his whole Fat Ass on Twitter for the entirety of his lame ass Frauduct Launch?
Yeah.  Me too.  It was awesome.
How much damage did that do?  I don’t know :: But enough …

Today is the official launch of Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s new Frauduct :: FatBoy’s Got Bills :: No wait … that’s not it … it’s the Social Media Money System :: which is even stupider.
Due to the power of Perry’s stupidity :: The Salty Droid was able to access this entire program free of charge more than a week ago {and you can too!}.  Nothing less than my {fake} devotion to you :: my foolish reader :: Gave me the temerity and will power required to actually listen to a …

Are you going to make any money from Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s newest Frauduct :: Social Media Money System? Spoiler Alert :: NO! You aren’t.  Read my review {obvious link} and find out exactly why it blows so much chunk.
That said :: Here it is for FREE :: what what what???
Yep! Along with not understanding Social Media or Marketing :: Evil Jowls is also a suck ass nerd {as in … most definitely NOT a nerd}.  ALL of the files for the Social Media Money System are available for FREE …

Evil Jowls Perry Belcher is launching a new Frauduct tomorrow :: But I have a little something special planned for tomorrow myself :: Make sure to check in with The Salty Droid BEFORE you buy FatFace’s lies.
I feel a clichéd countdown clock is called for :: Because irony and JavaScript taste so yummy together!
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