Nice shoes!
… or something.
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Apropos of :: well I guess … everything.
Fuck you trolls … 4eva!
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Every time I ask my fake secretary Debbie to take a letter :: she uses purple ink … it’s daft not adorable … but there’s no convincing her.

“We’re talking to the banking system here Debbie :: for christ’s sake … use a word processor.”

… says me.
But I’m capital :: and she’s labor … and if I don’t let her use purple she’ll organize and I’ll be left with striking Debbies who expect sick days and maternity leave.
To PowerPay.biz :: merchant account processor to the opposite of the stars :: June …

Size matters :: in certain things … like illegal cockfighting. You want to have the biggest cock if you plan to go home with some of them sweet sweet cockfighting monies. Some people might tell you that smaller cocks often win out … but those people haven’t been certified in Cockmaster Shamanism by the employees of a Carnival cruise ship like I have {it’s kinda a big deal}.
But size doesn’t matter in matters of the heart. Like having a black :: cold :: vaguely turd like :: heart … …

Psychopaths fucking love pity parties :: but they also love real parties … because of the free drinks … and jumbo shrimps … and opportunities to steal jewelry and/or spouses.
Stephen Pierce had a party in 2007 :: it was for millionaires only bitches :: or at least for people comfortable saying the word millionaire … very exclusive stuff. Malaysian Internet Marketing expert Patric Chan was at this exclusivity party :: and he told me all about it on his sales page … because that makes perfect sense.

I’m not sure whether …

Did you know that black people like using the Internets just as much as white people?
Yep :: it’s totally true … they love it!
But the blacks have high standards :: having grown accustomed to special but equal facilities created with their specific concerns in mind … or something. They can’t be settling for no white man’s Internet … I guess.
Maybe those are some of the considerations that led Stephen Pierce to found Black America Online {or maybe it was the love of other people’s money}.
From a 1997 article by Peter …

Skeptics mostly like to talk about what it means to be a Skeptic :: it makes it all but impossible for a skeptical fake robot to be a Skeptic. If your skepticalism comes with a t-shirt :: then you’re just a person who likes clubs. I’m fucking skeptical of your dumb clubs.
Still whatever :: t-shirt clubs are better than you sobbing all over me because you’re lonely and all the happy people on the match.com commercials are lies.
Last year I showed up at a t-shirt club party inadvertently while on my way to punch the …

PZ Myers is an evil fucking scumbag.
Maybe not actually. That’s a bit too exciting.
Redundant dirtbag :: or derivative {saggy} dickbag … are probably both more accurate.
The Internets tell me that PZ Myers is an “outspoken atheist” :: which I think probably sounds something like this …

“There is no God … and we can’t let him win.”

I guess outspoken atheists do things like making a Hajj to Kentucky’s The Creation Museum :: where they walk around pointing at things they don’t believe in with a vending-machine-potato-chip fueled sense of superiority. Oh and of course Dinosaur rides :: available even to those with diminished …

Do you want to attend SummerCamp with Naomi Dunford and learn all about how you can use full-body Spanx to make yourself look exactly like a chunk of chubby girl sausage?
I’m sorry that was mean :: Naomi doesn’t want me to be mean to women “bloggers” just because they’re destroying the lives of countless other women and children. But it’s really hard for me to heed the warnings of turnip headed turds :: and sometimes I just blurt things out. Please accept my apologies … you talking piece of garbage.
Well …

“I’m going to tell you a story and it’s very, very important. Please read it, all the way through. Women’s lives are at stake.”

One of my posts could start like that :: if I were a shit-trite writer … cause women’s lives are at stake. The after effects of protracted manipulation are regularly deadly … as Kirby :: Liz :: and Colleen might tell you if they weren’t already dead. And it’s not hard to imagine how often something like this …

… leads to a nice old{ish} lady deciding to …