Salty Droid >> bleep bloop

Salty Droid

/jarvis

it’s a real bitch keeping this website up. everyone :: and the devil … wants it hard deleted. it’s had years of painful downtime. fucking years! but here you are :: looking at it … using it.

thanks /jarvis

do you have weird web problems that can’t be cured by lvl 2 corporate cookie cutters?

… wish you weren’t using wordpress?

wouldn’t it be cool if your tech stuff worked for you … instead of for our conglomerized overlords?

use your typing fingers to say hello to /jarvis

with good guys on your side :: maybe your problems aren’t as scary as you think.

>> bleep bloop