about :: wtf?
The Salty Droid is an Anti-Scam bot that patrols the Internet. His scanners seek out opportunities for the administration of Rhetorical Justice :: SmackDowns are administered to those who would use our precious Internet to cause old-fashioned HARM.
{ Rumor Has It } Getting on The Droid’s bad side is a SuperDuper Shitty idea.

:: Things that may earn you a Shame Cannon barrage ::
>> scamming people who can’t afford to be scammed
>> attacking the weak, desperate, or hurting without adequate provocation
>> attempting to develop your own nuclear weapons program {I’m talking to you Wayne Jenkins from Kenosha, WI}
>> using sham & spam tactics to build a cult-of-personality :: then cashing in on it like a Pathetic LIFE DRAINING Parasite
>> bleep bloop
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