The Trump Diet20 Oct 2016 :: by sd :: Comments
Donald J. Trump is not doing so well with lady voters :: maybe it’s because he’s a fucking pig … or maybe it’s because they just haven’t heard about his awesome #ladiesfirst diet?
It was called The Silhouette Solution.
Rapid, safe, lasting weight loss is now within your reach!
The Silhouette Solution program is the first weight loss program that will work for you where all other weight loss programs have failed. Period. That’s a strong statement. We say it with absolute certainty because we’ve spent years designing a program based on the real, scientific, physiological and psychological causes of excess weight.
Absolute certainty … period.
The Silhouette Solution was going to “change everything” about the American healthscape :: forever … until it didn’t.
Here’s how it worked …
- Pick the silhouette that you are.
- Pick the silhouette that you want to be.
- Eat soy isolates instead of food until you get there.
You think that’s a joke :: because it sounds so stupid and this is a joke site … but it’s not a joke … picking silhouettes was the actual fucking gimmick.
The Silhouette Solution is based on work that’s been extensively reviewed by the National Institutes of Health (NIH), the Institute of Medicine and used in different forms by many highcost medical weight loss clinics.
Absolutely :: certainly … lies.
The Silhouette Solution Starter Program was good for eight weeks … and cost $1325.
Judging by his current silhouette … it would seem that Mr. Trump couldn’t afford his own solution.
>> bleep bloop