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Turtles are like the only cute reptile … but that doesn’t mean that you can trust them. Some turtles are real assholes.
Out-of-control bastard turtles is something the lamestream media refuses to cover … too busy sucking off the frogs one supposes. No matter :: picking up the slack for sloppy :: lazy :: useless fucks is what I do … right Dateline?
Anywayz :: video of turtles fighting! {music by The Capstan Shafts}
>> FTW!!!
Speaking of turtles … as I just was … just now … right above this here. Turtles … remember? …

