The break up of Kim and Sandy was sad for everyone :: especially my fake secretary Debbie who has a soft spot for relationships based on androgynous lesbianism.
But good news :: it’s decorative gourd season motherfuckers :: and that means love is in the air{waves}.
Matt Harward’s iPhone has pretty much the lamest outgoing voice message ever recorded. Its primary purpose seems to be chasing away victims who are getting all upset just because their money has been taken in return for big fat nothing.
Maria A. Andros’ iPhone is also obsessed with keepin’ out …

Matt Harward is turning forty-one this month.
Stunner right?
I know.
I’ll give you a moment to collect yourself … … … okay.
Allegedly :: according to Matt’s mother :: he has one of these birthdays each year.  He takes them all quite seriously because :: while he’s continued to age :: he’s failed to mature.  According to Matt …

“For my 30th birthday I sold my software company and walked away a millionaire.”

Awesome. Happy Birthday. I give a shit.

“For my 40th I wanted to do something else… something meaningful and big. And something …