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Salty Droid

Maria Andros Phone Tags Matt Harward

The break up of Kim and Sandy was sad for everyone :: especially my fake secretary Debbie who has a soft spot for relationships based on androgynous lesbianism.

But good news :: it’s decorative gourd season motherfuckers :: and that means love is in the air {waves}.

Matt Harward’s iPhone has pretty much the lamest outgoing voice message ever recorded. Its primary purpose seems to be chasing away victims who are getting all upset just because their money has been taken in return for big fat nothing.

Maria A. Andros’ iPhone is also obsessed with keepin’ out the ‘garbage people’.

In this :: their first meeting :: the MariaPhone leaves a message for the MattPhone. The MariaPhone had some help from a fake robot … but the MattPhone is all Matt.

at the tone ... please be maria

Call 602-214-4075 to leave a message of your own :: but please :: keep it mean.

… speaking of beeps …

>> bleep bloop