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Andy Jenkins, Brad Fallon, Eben Pagan, Ed Dale, Featured, Frank Kern, Jeff Walker, John Reese, Mike Filsaime, Mike Koenigs, Paulie Sabol, Scams, The Syndicate »

{ 16 Aug 2010 :: 135 Comments }
The Syndicated Comments

{smoke still clearing}
Hi again!
So badguys … how you like me now?
The Internet Marketing Syndicate post {plus comments} currently has a word count of 54,000. The first 1500 words are fucking priceless {natch!}. The quality of the remaining 52,500 is … let’s say … highly variable. So :: for the second time :: the comments are the post.
Congratulations on the epic honor of making the cut … your fake check is in the mail {no it isn’t!}.
@Cosmic Connie ::

“Good work, SD. You have illuminated the apparent business model not only for …

Andy Jenkins, Frank Kern, Jeff Walker, John Reese, Mike Filsaime, Mike Koenigs, Ryan Deiss, Scams, The Syndicate, Video »

{ 12 Aug 2010 :: 592 Comments }
The Internet Marketing Syndicate

The Syndicate.
That’s what they call themselves.  The Syndicate.  Like if they built a fucking tree house {which they probably did} :: then they used a wood burner to carve that name over the extra wide door. The Syndicate. “Look Mom we named our club! It’s a name and a description … we’re super smart like that.”
The Syndicate is a cartel at the center of the get rich quick world of Internet Marketing. Each of the members tries to pass himself off as a freewheeling entrepreneur. An individual rising above :: …

Mike Filsaime, Scams, d-bags »

{ 21 Jan 2010 :: 77 Comments }
Modeling for Mike

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January has been a busy month for the Vicious Garden Gnome Mike Filsaime.  First he had his big {/little} Internet Marketing Cruise :: For Pedophiles .. By Pedophiles :: which went over like pancakes dipped in shit.  In the rumors I’m starting … the whole thing was a money losing disaster of paranoia and uncomfortable sex.  Loneliness in numbers :: yours for the low low price of EVERYTHING.
But now it’s time to party like it’s 1899!
:: Affiliate Appreciation Weekend ::
Explain it to us Gnome …

“I am spending about $100,000 on …

Mike Filsaime, Paulie Sabol, Scams, d-bags »

{ 11 Jan 2010 :: 116 Comments }
Vacationing with Mike Filsaime

Each year the tiny town of GnomeVille has a pissing contest :: literally.  The winner of the contest gets to spend several decades selling used cars in what the GardenGnomes call :: “the big people world!” :: One such lil’ pissin’ champion was turdy little troll {because even gnomes can be trolls} Mike Filsaime.  After pissin’ big :: Mike did something none of the other gnomes had ever done :: he quit selling used cars. The Vicious Garden Gnome thought he could make more money by selling nothing :: for …