Cyber Black Friday Gratitude Grift

 

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So James Arthur Ray :: season two … I guess he’s a zombie now or something? A zombie {in bad makeup} teaching us … “How to Beat the Odds of Lack of Fulfillment and Frustration.”

Really dumb :: really … really fucking dumb.

I don’t think I’m too interested in learning about how to live fulfilled from the walking dead :: but who’s this handsome young superman in the stockphoto? 

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The Secret of Tony Robbins

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The New York Times reveals the secret of Tony Robbins :: and that secret is … Tony Robbins is so awesome and he knows Mitt Romney and Barack Obama and everything! He invented life coaching!

People “live and die and breathe” for Tony Robbins :: giggles Andrew Ross Sorkin … it’s all highlarious good fun. But he understands that there are some skeptics out there who don’t think Tony Robbins is so fucking great …

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The Burton Family Affairs

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It’s clear how Michael Burton’s faux career at scam company Herbalife is going to end :: fucking disastrously … and with no possible excuses.

“But how did his career begin?” … asks a giraffe standing on a turtle.

Well :: inquisitive giraffe with extraordinary balance :: it began with used cars … in the style of our very own previously shat upon The Gnome.

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Rippln Ripple Rippln Rip

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One ripple creates another ripple in a beautiful sequence of ever repeating ripples until :: !!boom!! … holy fucking shit you’re so fucking rich right now. You make Warren Buffet look like Ed Dale :: and all you had to do was sign up for a free app … or something … it totally works.

According to the lie-marketing :: Rippln is going to be bigger than Facebook + Twitter …

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The Prosper Chronicles {451}

Something wicked this way comes :: let’s be blunt … it’s Utah. You’d think they’d be extra not wicked :: what with even their underwear wearing codified and regulated :: but no … they’re totally wicked. Utah is the heart of darkness :: but you fuckers don’t care … my multiyear ball busting Utah coverage is about as popular as not cussing {aka not fucking popular}.

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