Inside Dot Con Secrets

no faith

Russell Brunson has had a rough life.  Growing up :: all he had was everything :: and you know how hard that can be. Okay maybe you don’t {loser!} :: but that’s your own fault for not manifesting the right kind of parents.

The High Priest of Mormon hypocrisy fought his first round with The Salty Droid last November.  Unfortunately for fans of talking turds :: and mirroring ALL of his “important” wrestling matches :: the fat bitch lost! The post exposed Brunson as the owner of a high pressure sales floor that pedophile loving Garden Gnome Mike Filsaime was using to try and fleece people for their maximum remaining credit card balance.  Really fucking nice.  It also called out the MicroContinuity program as obvious bullshit {duh!} :: and reported that he was trying to sell the company.

Score: Droid [6] :: Brunson [disqualified]

Easy :: Breezy :: Beautiful … Cover Girl!

Making matters much worse {and much funnier} :: everyone on the staff of Dot Com Secrets pulled up that article and had a hearty schadenfreude chuckle.  Brunson came in to an office full of people that were laughing at him :: and he was none to pleased.  A meeting was called to decide the fate of The Droid.  Resolution: “We will just leave him alone :: he’s rich and powerful and not to be fucked with.  No one respond and maybe he will just go away.”  {snidely} Well isn’t that interesting?  That’s nothing at all like the messages I’d received before the post about how tangling with Brunson was a bad idea :: he was “ready for me” :: blah blah blah.

God damn it Debbie :: quit two fisting that ham sandwich and take a letter …

Dearest Russell,

I can’t be threatened :: and I NEVER go away.  Hadn’t you noticed?  Tell your “friends.”

>> bleeping regards,

The Droid

P.S. Fuck you fuck face.

While Russell didn’t have the nads to respond :: the same can’t be said for everyone else at Dot Con Secrets.  Over the last four months the sales staff of Brunson’s BoilerRoom has decreased from 42 to 11.  I’m not a numerologist to the fake stars like Tania Gabrielle :: but that sounds pretty bad to me. And of course :: some pissed off employees talked to The Droid.  Because eventually :: EVERYONE ends up talking to The Droid {Do you hear me Joshua Andrew Fredrickson?}.

The first interesting thing to note is that none of the female sales staff have left the company :: because there weren’t any.  Not one woman on the sales staff.  And don’t bring in a woman’s resume either :: unless you want to be smirked at.  NO WOMEN.  If the Heavenly Father had intended women to work in sales :: he’d have given them receding hair lines and phones growing out of their heads.

Brunson’s partner in the boiler room business is fellow fake LatterDay Saint Garrett Robins.  Robins parades around the floor while the salesmen are working:: running at the idiotic mouth :: telling racist and sexist jokes :: and just generally being a flaming dick. In case you’ve never had the displeasure of meeting Mr. Robins :: here he is giving a testimonial for the life changing power of Brunson’s dotcom miracles …

UPDATE {2/23/2010} :: Russell removed this video from YouTube and his testimonial page just hours after the publication of this post … maybe because it was per se fraud. Good thing for justice that The Droid made a copy. FTW!

… posing as a neutral … making up figures … and he’s never actually used the programs because he’s too busy mismanaging a high pressure sales floor.

The salesmen know very little about the Internet :: and nothing at all about Internet Marketing.  They’re just people in need of jobs.  Fortunately for them :: the marks that they are calling also know very little about the Internet.  The sales scripts are centered completely around the manipulation of emotions and self esteem … no business acumen required.

The sales staff on this floor are doing all the hard work for some of the top names in suck: Mike Filsaime :: Frank Kern :: Anik Singal :: and Rich Schefren.  In return for their hard work they are shafted in the eye with a hot stick. Salesmen are paid minimum wage … plus 10% on sales. For many :: this adds up to poverty level wages. As a special fuck-you cherry on top :: 1% of the 10% commission is withheld. If there are any cancel/refund/charge-backs {aka people coming to their senses} then that commission is deducted from the withheld funds without notification to the salesman of who canceled … when … or why.  The withheld commissions are to be paid out six months after you terminate your employment with Dot Con Secrets.  And if you believe those payouts happen … then you probably don’t read this kick ass blog.

Recent months have seen ethics deteriorate from “None” to “Holy Fuck You’re Kidding Me.”  Some of the “deals” being pushed by the floor are for upwards of $40,000.  The remaining sales staff may no longer even get minimum wage in favor of making them 1099 subcontractors {slimy … and a tax code violation}. Like so many stupid badguys before him :: Brunson is making all the worst mistakes right at the end when he has the least amount of loyalty.  Dark clouds are coming to feed on you beefcake :: now would be a good time to start drinking beer.

Brunson thought he was safe behind his SEO Maginot Line of fake blogs :: fake profiles :: and fake friends.  But :: as always :: he was wrong.  Eventually the web {and justice} will kill all the fakes :: and only one robot will answer the query … Russell Brunson?

>> bleep bloop

232 thoughts on “Inside Dot Con Secrets”

    1. @DirtbagCeo, – a long and well produced video. These guys get better and get worse. Damien Zamora is his partner in crime.

      According to a certain AmySmith on Warrior Forum (came up when I googled Damien Zamora)(sort of ruined my day to find something honest on Warrior Forum) – her only post –

      “The owner of Go Mobile Solutions is Damien Zamora and he was sued for deceptive acts and practices by the FTC in 2003. He has been permanently restrained from misrepresenting the cost of purchasing a business opportunity and how much the purchasers are like to earn from the business opportunity. If you are having trouble getting your money back and if he in any way misrepresented the cost or potential income of the product, write your complaint to:

      Regional Director
      Southwest Region
      Federal Trade Commission
      Suite 2150, 1999 Bryan Street
      Dallas, Texas 75201
      Re: FTC v. end70 Corporation, et. al., Civil Action No. 3:03CV0950N

      Link to it here….

      http://www.ftc.gov/os/2004/01/031211end70stip.pdf

      What I did find astonishing was that these guys are obviously talented salesmen – why don’t they earn a respectable living. Then I got over my stupidity. Simple answer: crime pays (mostly).

      The FTC restraining order was only for five years. Zamora was ordered to pay $500,000. Now that the five years are up – he is at it again.

      Hopefully the FTC (address above) can receive some more letters of complaint, and a further civil (criminal?) action pursuded, and Zamora can be sent down, and fined to his last penny. Along with Russell Brunson.

  1. Its true these people do not have any business experience and without the gullible idiots of the warrior forum and other self proclaimed gurus with desperate people on their lists then they would go out of business tomorrow.

    They all talk about go build your list and do this and that but seriously what the fuck do they do to build their list???

    Simple they sell shit and talk theory and do nothing themselves.

    They don’t own loads of sites in loads of different niches they own fuck all just a few make money online sites that are sold to the down and out desperate buyers.

  2. Like the page brother, just came across it today. I’m glad to see someone keeping those SOB’s on their toes. Keep up the good work.

  3. The pointless and scam-aiding BBB’s Electronic Retailing Self-Regulation Program has taken care of it so now everything’s good for us:

    http://www.asrcreviews.org/2012/07/ersp-reviews-advertising-for-dotcomsecrets/

    “The company, in its marketer’s statement, said “DotcomSecrets has taken voluntary actions to meet the standards that ERSP has suggested … We have discontinued using earning claims, and corrected any testimonials on our sites that may cause confusion for the consumer. SuccessEtc.com, LLC accepts ERSP’s recommendations, and looks forward to an even brighter future.”

    See it’s all fixed up with the testimonial video getting used for DotComSecrets now espcially when yu go to start at 1’20 seconds.

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