Articles in the Frank Kern Category
Frank Kern, Headline, Ryan Deiss, Scams »
I’m sure you’ve heard by now that my good friend Frank Kern has just launched a hot new product that has everybody and their mothers {literally!} talking. I mean if you can’t feel the HEAT that’s emanating off this thing deep in your loins :: then you probably don’t have any loins. All the top guys are promoting it :: followed closely by all the wannabee bitches :: and the wannabee wannabees. Everyone who is anyone :: and everyone who is no one :: they can’t ALL be wrong. Can …
Andy Jenkins, Brad Fallon, Frank Kern, John Reese, Scams »
Did you hear that Brad Fallon and Andy Jenkins are mega-fucking-douche-bags? Yep! You did. You’re welcome. And it wasn’t just one or two of you now was it? Oh no … it was fuck near all of you. The hush curtains are coming down … and the shit heads have NO IDEA what to do about it. Rolling on ……..
1. Brad and Andy are henceforth “BrAndy” :: cause they hate each other :: so that shit is funny.
2. That photo is unaltered {by me} :: and not …
D-Bags, Frank Kern, Mike Koenigs »
20 fucking 10 has officially arrived!! Three cheers for sequential numbering systems! Hip Hip … oh just forget it.
This nascent decade of our hopeful new millennium … has sucked some serious ass. Let’s just put it behind us … and move forward.
Step One in Operation Move Forward :: Pay your 2009 taxes to the blood sucking Man {so he can funnel it to the black hole banks} :: and then hide your ledger at the bottom of your storage closet so you can forget all about the year that people …
Andy Jenkins, D-Bags, Frank Kern, Scams »
The Salty Droid has caused the alarms to sound at d-bag headquarters. The alarm system is old and rickety :: and it’s never been sounded before :: so the sound is tinny and inconsistent :: reminiscent of a gut-shot Christmas Clydesdale bleating out its last. It’s like the tell-tale heart after a couple years of heavy crack use {side of meth}. It’s enough to make a “man” make mistakes :: many many mistakes :: stupider and stupider mistakes. Fucking mistakes :: that’s all you assholes have shown me so far …
Andy Jenkins, D-Bags, Frank Kern, John Assaraf, The Secret »
Andy Jenkins and Frank Kern :: they hardly know each other :: except for during the moments in which they are best friends forever {no tongue … well maybe … who knows}.
Looks like Andy has made a few recent trips to the pork store {probably for pork!}. His quantum mass has increased by 40%. The Droid recommends a change in mindset :: and Bacon Lite.
Where once there was a neck :: now there are only memories :: and rolls that leak sweat. Don’t blame Andy. He’s just stressed out about …
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