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Frank Kern’s Bad Mother

Author == 23 February 2011 50 Comments

Frank Kern is not family friendly {like dolphins or red foxes}.

Unless maybe your family is seriously messed up :: or in need of a chubby shabby redneck conman.

In Episode 3 of the Frank Turds Magic Bullets™ series :: unfriendly Frank offers his advice for life successfulness …

– be insane like a Japanese soldier in World War II

– put yourself into such a risky financial position that if you don’t achieve highly unlikely goals your life and family will suffer massive trauma and upheaval

– profit

In Episode 1 Frank explained how telephones are the future.

In Episode 2 he explained how The Secret should form The Syndicate {why didn’t they think of that?}.

They’re all good {/bad} episodes :: but this one has the most socially uncomfortable f-bombs …

>> bleep bloop

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  • Jack said:

    Poor people suck. These damn people only making million dollars…even with the phone…but not a frankaphone (francaphone?)…

    I didn’t understand the part about Frank saying he’s leaving Utah though (the Industry)

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    Duff Reply:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 12:28 am

    @Jack,

    I picked up my Francophone and it said Syndicate is french for motherf*cking scam.

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    # 23 February 2011 at 8:56 am
  • Dimitri said:

    Psycho Frank Kern is at it again.

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    # 23 February 2011 at 9:27 am
  • Ed Dale Scam said:

    Frank’s buddy Ed Dale is giving away free tickets to his scaminar, look at this crap…

    http://eddale.posterous.com/a-free-ticket-to-melbourne

    Not forgetting his latest and greatest scam, The Software System…

    http://eddale.posterous.com/work-with-me-1-1-building-an-app

    Can someone answer me this? Why, if fat twat Ed Dale is so rich, does he need to pimp out his children to push scams. Man if I worked with him 1-1 on anything I would spend all fucking day long punching him in the throat until he couldn’t breathe. Fucking scamming twat.

    Why post this on a Frank Kern post? Because Frank “made” Ed Dale and now Ed runs most of the things that Frank doesn’t want. He’s Frank’s right hand man and his dumb followers can’t even see it.

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    SD Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    @Ed Dale Scam ::

    Ed Dale comments are always welcome on Frank posts … since they are one and the same d-bag.

    … also … that way I won’t have to sully this fake robot blog by writing posts about gay clowns.

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    Ed Dale Scam Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 9:03 am

    @SD, Thanks Salty. I have something very, very special planned for Ed Dale and his affiliates. By the time I have finished with them they will wish they were never born.

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    Derwent Reply:
    April 23rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    @Ed Dale Scam,
    Care to give us an update ??

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    # 23 February 2011 at 9:39 am
  • Cosmic Connie said:

    Oh, my goodness gracious, that is some bad language coming from Frank’s mouth. But if he is so successful despite having such a potty mouth, that makes me a little worried about a guy named Domenic P., whom I just read about recently.

    Domenic is a happy customer of Miracles Coaching, brought to you by Joe “Mr. Fire” Vitale and Utah boiler room Prosper Learning. In a comment on Mr. Fire’s blog, Domenic wrote that his Miracles Coach, Coach Charles, “has been great and has been instrumental in my new use of positive language (stopped swearing) in everyday life for me.”
    http://blog.mrfire.com/the-secret-to-instant-manifestation-part-one/#comment-189536

    I wonder if Domenic will start swearing again if his money runs out and his life still sucks. I wonder if Coach Charles will stick with him when the cash cow runs dry. I’m guessing not.

    But hey, no worries. Domenic can go to Plan B and become a BAAAD, family-unfriendly mo-fo like Irwin.

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    Jack Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 11:55 am

    @Cosmic Connie, Fucking Vitale.

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    SD Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    @Cosmic Connie ::

    If I might quote one of the world’s most legendary gnomes …

    “But think twice about what it says about you to be cursing, and supporting a hate site. Read the Jason Jones’ blog with a fresh perspective. Is this something you would want your kids to support and admire.”

    http://saltydroid.info/of-gnomes-and-robots/

    Seriously Irwin :: think about what all this motherfuckering does to the children.

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    Lucy Montrose Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    @SD,

    Is it just me, or does it sound unaccountably awkward whenever he says the F-word?

    It’s almost as if Robbins or somebody coached him on his lines. “Put a few F-bombs in your spiel. It makes you sound edgy and authoritative!”

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    Duff Reply:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 12:30 am

    @Lucy Montrose,

    Robbins curses like a sailor in his seminars. In fact, one of the first things he says in his Unleash the Power Within seminar is “if you’re offended, then fuck you!”

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    # 23 February 2011 at 11:07 am
  • Martypants said:

    I am not sure of which part of Irwin’s quitting is referenced by the man himself in that there video. He keeps talking about quitting throughout his career, but keeps quitting on his quitting. Maybe stepping in your own bullshit feels so nice he simply can’t – it’s gotta be so warm.
    I’ll encourage you Frank, to take those millions of reasons you that you enjoy referencing so much and supposedly have, to quit while you’re only sweat beads ahead.

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    # 23 February 2011 at 11:59 am
  • MazeMan said:

    Question: What successful business does Irwin actually own that is not related to selling/scamming information on how to create a “successful” business?? Does anyone believe he actually has millions of dollars in the bank or any where else? Puuuhleese.

    All his swearing did was make him appear to be some amoral dirt bag. He was probably hoping it would make him seem “edgy.” Epic fail.

    Lastly, what the heck was he wearing?!?! He looked like he was trying to update the Sonny Crockett “Miami Vice” look for the 21st century. Instead, he was more Steve Urkel. Epic fail #2

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    Lucy Montrose Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    @MazeMan,

    The swearing sure is awkward. I’m reminded of this story from old-time Hollywood:

    Cecil B. DeMille was once directing Loretta Young in a movie titled, “The Crusades.” She was doing a scene urging Richard the Lion-Hearted to fight on behalf of the Christian nations in the crusades. Loretta read the line: “Richard, you gotta save Christianity!” She wasn’t very convincing. So DeMille took Loretta aside and asked her to put some AWE into her line. They reshot the scene, and Loretta Young said: “Aw, Richard, you gotta save Christianity!”

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    # 23 February 2011 at 2:04 pm
  • Tom Munson said:

    It just amazes me that when internet marketers become super successful the arrogance they aquire seems to be outrageous and increases exponentially as their wealth increases.

    Hey Frank, here’s a huge hint. Drop the bad language, the my stuff don’t stink attitude and relax and enjoy your life. When you die, you can’t take it with you ya know.

    Here’s an even better idea, WWJD Jesus told the rich man to give everything he owns to the poor and follow Him. Why not make that your next challenge.

    I know that won’t happen. It’s harder to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

    Good luck Frank.

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    Juice Reply:
    February 27th, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Is Frank Kern successful, does he give value for value?

    You can go rob a bank today and have a shed load of cash – is this success?

    Frank tells us himself that he’s successful, so maybe its true!

    Now I’m perplexed.

    If only I could find my Tony Bobbins CD’s to work this dilemma out!

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    # 23 February 2011 at 2:04 pm
  • Mr. Choder said:

    I love the suit Frank is wearing, and I like that he’s open about how he has sex with his mom.

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    Lucy Montrose Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    @Mr. Choder,

    Yeah, the sleazy-car-salesman look never quite goes out of style, does it? ;)

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    # 23 February 2011 at 2:36 pm
  • Steve said:

    Did you hear that Irwin is not only getting out of the business but having a sex change? He will change his name to Ira very soon!

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    # 23 February 2011 at 2:39 pm
  • scammed said:

    “it takes that tenacious, near-psychotic refusal to let anything stand in your way”……

    Nice self-examination, there, Frank.

    “near-psychotic”, check: “A mental state caused by psychiatric or organic illness, characterized by a loss of contact with reality and an inability to think rationally. A psychotic person often behaves inappropriately and is incapable of normal social functioning.” Smells like Irwin to me.

    “refusal to let ANYTHING stand in your way….”, check. This would include morals, ethics, compassion for one’s fellow man, empathy, LEGAL strictures (fuck Google and the FTC, right Frank?), etc., etc., ad infinitum…..

    What a piece of garbage this guy is.

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    SyndicateExposed Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 5:14 pm

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    @scammed,

    Not to mention it is near impossible to open a new google account. The very fact that they banned you says a lot about the legitimacy of your business.

    Change your business practices not your google account.

    Google checks internet provider id, computer and mac id, ip address, physical address, name, phone number, credit card information, website, affiliate links, server host ip, merchant account tracking, paypal account tracking…

    First you will have to change all that.

    And once you do – you will likely get banned anyway simply because you are running a scam and also because new google adwords accounts are VERY strongly scrutinized and any new account immediately opened up in a market niche where an account was banned will especially be watched and sent a red flag.

    Google uses very high-end security technology with millions of dollars in development and research by the top engineers, programmers and mathematicians.

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    scammed Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    @SyndicateExposed,

    “Change your business practices not your google account.”

    Say! That’s what I was thinking! Do you think anyone else in the audience is glancing sideways at their neighbor and thinking, “Is he, like, asking us to screw ethical business practices and try to get over on the biggest companies in our industry?” Or do you think they are ALL deluded and hypnotized into thinking that everything Frank Kern says must be okay to do? “He wouldn’t tell us to do anything illegal or immoral, right?” Or maybe greed just short-circuits the brain. Someone should do a neurological study on that.

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    SyndicateExposed Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    SyndicateExposed Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:29 pm

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    BRA Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 11:15 am

    @SyndicateExposed, Wow. Project much?

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    SD Reply:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    @SyndicateExposed ::

    So you think you’re just gonna come back in here and start talking like nothings nothing?

    Go away again … and take your ignorance with you.

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    SyndicateExposed Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 12:27 am

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    SD Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 3:21 am

    @IdiotsExposed ::

    Why don’t you go leave your long ass comments on your RipOff Report …

    http://www.ripoffreport.com/cult-organizations/salty-droid/salty-droid-the-salty-droid-r-6c695.htm

    … i’m sure people will come over there and read them because your mindless babble is so super interesting.

    Jack Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 4:03 am

    @SD, I think maybe you should go ahead and pay that ripoff report 50 million dollars for the fine advocacy program to get the post removed. or. maybe not I suppose would work, too.

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    SyndicateExposed Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 6:13 am

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    Paul Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    @SyndicateExposed, You mad?

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    Anonymous Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    @SyndicateExposed,

    With all those run on f bombs, are you trying to channel Frank Unikern?

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    # 23 February 2011 at 4:58 pm
  • Irwin said:

    Go @!%# yourself Frank Kern. You are a @!%#ing loser.

    End of presentation. Now pay me $10,000.00 for my wise
    and profound @!%#ing advice. You @!%#head.

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    # 23 February 2011 at 5:08 pm
  • Sheldon said:

    Frank Kern is everything that is wrong with the world today.

    Some of the people he has swindled should get together and protest in front of his house. Who knows.. Might get the attention of the FTC?

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    Jack Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 4:24 am

    @Sheldon, The Frank Kern Trade Union Convention?

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    # 23 February 2011 at 9:56 pm
  • Lucy Montrose said:

    Hmmmm…

    “Tenacious, near-psychotic refusal to let anything stand in your way.”

    Ooooh, Scott Walker!

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    300lb purple shirted SEIU member Reply:
    February 24th, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    @Lucy Montrose,

    Ohhh, a fat, lazy public sector employee!

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    # 23 February 2011 at 10:33 pm
  • Vern said:

    Irwin is dressing more and more like a pimp as time goes by. I think it speaks volumes for how he sees himself and his relationship with customers.

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    # 24 February 2011 at 8:48 am
  • Shit Storm said:

    Successful people will do whatever it take, within the bounds of morals and ethics, to succeed

    Irwin obviously fails

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    # 24 February 2011 at 2:32 pm
  • Shizzle said:

    There is a guy who posted on this blog post with some serious insecurity issues, not going to say who(syndicatexposed).

    He hates your blog so much(he reads every post)

    And hes mad you didnt like his internet comments about his inside information about how Google identifies you(most of it can be nullified by going to an internet cafe and then using your gay boyfriends mom’s details)

    Beware, he has now bought a spiderman costume, cut out the face and replaced it with a A4 picture of a penis.

    And so an arch-nemesis is born.

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    # 26 February 2011 at 1:14 am
  • Jimmy Ray said:

    All them sophisticated NeLP’in things he does really makes me want to believe him.

    Thanks Krank!

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    # 26 February 2011 at 3:07 am
  • Mr. DNA said:

    I am sure Frank would say he was “whenning”

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    # 7 March 2011 at 7:36 pm
  • Dean Jackson said:

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    SD Reply:
    March 18th, 2011 at 2:11 am

    @Dean Jackson ::

    I’ll give you 0c for your 2c because that is its perceived value to me.

    Most people have jobs.

    Notice I said MOST :: cause some people like Frank Kern and a “select few” others use criminal tactics to support their lazy and parasitic lifestyles on the backs of “the rest’s” suffering.

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    Dean Jackson Reply:
    April 1st, 2011 at 7:02 am

    @SD, I wasn’t talking about Frank Kerns “business model”, just the motivational advice in the vid above. Like an even shittier version of Tony Robbins

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    # 17 March 2011 at 3:09 am
  • Anonymous said:

    Suit is looking a bit tight, Frank.

    Better get out the ‘Ass Control’ seminar.

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    # 25 March 2011 at 2:05 pm
  • Pavol said:

    As Comic Book Guy (whose Frank starting to resemble more and more) from the Simpsons would say – “The Worst Motivational Speech Slash Advice Ever”.

    A trick question – is he not family friendly because of the language, or because he is ready to risk his family for his success?

    The whole things is such a BS, it just blows my mind. Imagine if everyone follows this fucked up advice. You put your family at risk in order to reach your goals. Your wife does so too to reach her own goals. Your parents. Your wife’s parents. Your siblings. Your wife’s siblings. Maybe your kids too… How long before something goes terribly wrong? Get it Frank?

    Is anyone seriously paying him to receive this type of “advice”? Think about it – if he’s willing to do this to his own family, guess how much he cares about yours…

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    # 27 March 2011 at 6:48 am
  • Mr. DNA said:

    I’ll finish this one up…. along the lines of family. Frank was given the keys to the city. He was propped up by his familia until something came along that saved him. There was no risk of failure for Frank because he was already a failure. When you start from there, anything is possible. Throw in a grandpa slumlord that lived through the golden era, you’ll get a chance. I just hope he gets it bleed away. I need to redo the leather on my seats in the airplane. I think I’ll call Frank. The Jerk!

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    # 5 April 2011 at 2:33 pm
  • Derwent said:

    Shame that these videos are not available any more, due to a copyright claim by Digispace Solutions.

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    # 23 April 2011 at 6:52 pm

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