It’s best not to have Great Expectations :: as they only lead to great disappointments.  The moment you start believing that you are going to end up with the pretty girl :: Miss Havisham will intrude and bollix all of your fondest hopes.  Wouldn’t it be better to fly by the seat of your “I eat too many processed foods” pants?
James Arthur Ray “thinks” so :: which is why the Spiritual Warrior Participant Guide :: sent out in July of 2009 :: contains almost no useful information about what to …

Read the book of Genesis again :: then Exodus :: then Leviticus :: then Numbers :: then Deuteronomy.  OMG! You are so bored now.  You know what you should do instead?  Have a sandwich.  You should definitely have a sandwich.  And then you should go for a walk :: steal a dog if you don’t already have one.  But stay the fuck away from Genesis :: it’s kind of the weird part :: and give the chop chop to The Book of Revelation as well {once you’ve been boiled in …

Felicia Fonseca’s latest article about James Arthur Ray is currently being picked up by all sorts of fancy schmancy news agencies around the world.  But in open support of Chiang Kai-shek :: The Droid is linking to it at Taiwan News.  That’s right :: I’ve just officially recognized Taiwan :: suck on that China .. you big red bullies!  Chinese authorities couldn’t be reached for comment about this bold :: some say provocative :: move by The Droid.  But one imagines they’d say something like: “Big trouble for you coming …

Running low on your supply of James Arthur Ray? Miss the spray on tan and empty blood shot eyes?  Longing for the tucked in t-shits and shorts {with belt and baby bump}? Been too long since someone told you something someone else already said better?  Well then you’re in Harmonic Luck™ :: because this President’s Day ONLY the Droid Turd Shop e-Portal-2.0-Hub™ is offering 50% {or more} off ALL of our Death Ray related products. My fake secretary Debbie says I’m crazy for letting these items go at such rock …

Mania Megan Fredrickson is the Director of Operations for the prestigious seminar/death company James Ray International.  JRI has a small staff of poorly paid employees :: and a large staff of dreamy slave labor.  Megan is James Ray’s right thigh man :: oh did I say thigh? :: cause I meant to say hand.  No … I meant thigh.

“And then throughout the lodge just be a support for him and I guess mostly that means when he would physically stand up to put the water in he’d have to walk …

I’m sure by now you’ve all heard about the tragedy :: nay the ignominy :: involving James Arthur Ray. It seems that Mr. Ray :: who only wants to help people grow in spiritual/magickal/quantum ways :: is being treated unconscionably by the tyrants of Arizona.

Unconscionable {adjective}: oppressive, not right or reasonable, exceptionally unfair or oppressive, shocking to conscience.

Oh my god … don’t tell me they scalped him! God damn it Arizona :: how many times do you need to be told? YOU CAN’T SCALP PEOPLE :: it’s fucked …

James Arthur Ray :: aka Death Ray :: arrested in Arizona on three counts of MANSLAUGHTER.  Word on the street is that he turned himself in to avoid an embarrassing scene :: but there will still be MUCH embarrassment shit eater :: count on it!!
Manslaughter — Arizona Code 13-1103 :: in relevant part …

A. A person commits manslaughter by:
1. Recklessly causing the death of another person;

Reckless homicide is a step more aggressive than the negligent homicide that was mentioned in the WhiteTrash Papers.  I guess the Arizona authorities found Ray’s …

James Arthur Ray LOVES to do him some media interviews!  He’s a whore’s whore. Where else can one sell one’s stinking demon oils to a massive global audience at no cost to oneself?  Exactly! Even if they occasionally {/almost never} make you sound a bit suspect :: you can still say that you were “Featured in Fortune” :: and the sheeple will be oh so fucking impressed.  So bring um on! Today Show?  Sure. Channel blah blah blah in Omaha? Hellz yeah.
But now … maybe … not so much.
In his …

The Salty Droid is fucking HUGE with the Native American Shaman / Asian Monk type demographic :: everyone who is anyone in the world of ancient mysticism is reading/channeling this blog.  Okay :: maybe not :: but at least a couple of them are … it’s called street cred … and I’ve got some.  Great comment last week about the Death Ray situation from @InjunSamarai reflecting this perspective.  I chatted him up some this week to make sure he wasn’t just bullshitting us {because there are one or two bullshitters …

James Arthur Ray :: and his herpes infested tongue :: has been refusing to answer questions for several months now.  You might think that’s because he’s a spineless fucking coward and the hypocrite of the century … and you’d be right.
But Death Ray has been doing his own O.J. style “investigation” into the deaths he knows he caused. This week saw the release of two “white papers” which are the first work product from that fake-hunt for truth.  “White Papers” is a strange way to describe what turns out to …