Opening statements in the James Arthur Ray manslaughter trial are set to begin.

Wow … that was quick.

Now the press is gonna be all like :: “hey look … a news story!”

{slow clapping}

Good for you press. Would hate to see you do any reporting before the motherfucking government takes some official action.

But seriously … I do hate you.

Not Dan Harris though :: he did a pretty a kick ass show about how much Death Ray sucks it :: and asked good questions about Colleen Conaway :: and then he smacked Joe Vitale’s stupid fat face in a moment of righteous anger … so all in all he gets the fake robot seal of approval.

Here he is this morning …

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That’s what she said.

The trial is going to be televised on In Session. The Droid was tuning in this morning before the Ray trial started :: the TV heads were having a conversation about Christopher Sutton. Sutton was found guilty in a plot to have his parents killed. His Mom is dead :: his Dad is blinded from bullets to the face syndrome.

WARNING :: eerie coincidence approaching …

Sutton was pissed at his parents for sending him off to a hyper-agressive reform “school” in Samoa where very bad things happened. The kind of things that people don’t want to understand :: or believe in … hardcore cult manipulation tactics :: torture :: abuse :: and fraud for fun and profit.

Chris Sutton was a “student” at Paradise Cove in Samoa. Paradise Cove was a WWASPS “school” until it was …

“… shut down in 1998 after a State Department investigation into what it determined to be “credible allegations” of abuse …”

Meanwhile :: Mark Shurtleff is accepting large amounts of their monies … pretty fucked up.

Anywayz :: The Droid will be covering the specifics of the trial from a frequently updating page {please join me!} …

James Arthur Ray Trial Updates

… now with 80% less snark … and no profanity. Just the serious business of accumulating and redistributing useful information.

Same bitch parade as ever out here in the posts :: but :: to answer a long running question …

Yes :: I can show some respect …

Fuckers.

>> bleep bloop