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Cosmic Connie said:
Salado, yo no sabía que eras bi. Lingual, es decir. Estoy impresionado!
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SD Reply:
July 12th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
@Cosmic Connie ::
Pues no! El Internet habla español :: y hablo de Internet.
El Sr. Flamer chupa el culo de un cerdo!
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
July 13th, 2010 at 8:56 am
@SD, Con el debido respeto, por favor no traiga a los cerdos en esto. Me gusta cerdos.
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# 12 July 2010 at 4:04 pm

SD (author) said:
Por favor comente en español. Si usted no habla español a continuación :: vaya a la mierda.
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# 12 July 2010 at 6:50 pm

Cosmic Connie said:
Lo siento por haber violado el protocolo. ¡Gracias a Dios por la traducción de Google!
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# 12 July 2010 at 8:23 pm

Cromulent said:
Damn Spanish. Seems like they have a different word for *everything*.
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
July 13th, 2010 at 9:02 am
@Cromulent, O como dirían en España o en cualquier número de otros países, “Maldita sea español. Parece que tienen una palabra diferente para *todo*.”
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# 13 July 2010 at 7:23 am

Jean D said:
Con cuidado,amigos, muchas veces las traducciones del internet no sirven. Por ejemplo, ‘bilingual’ en español es ‘bilingüe’.
@Connie, una mujer dice ‘Estoy impresionada’ (con ‘a’) o puedes decir ¡Qué impresionante!
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
July 13th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
@Jean D, Thanks, good points. I’m going to violate protocol again and just write in English for this one. I didn’t actually create the Spanish version of the “I’m impressed” message; I wrote my message in Spanish and SD apparently ran it through Google Translation. And since the male gender is the default one in those Romance languages, the translator just assumed…
Many years of experimenting with various translation programs taught me that when one is making the trip from one language to another — and back again (especially back again!) — something is going to get lost. That’s why human translators who work on a case-by-case basis still trump the robo-translators every time. Still, I have to admit this is fun.
I’m thinking I really need to just break down and finally finish learning Spanish, a process I started many years ago but never finished (attention span problems, you know).
(Lo siento por el Inglés, el Sr. Salty.)
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Jean D Reply:
July 13th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
@Cosmic Connie, Well you know how it is with us writer-grammarian-teacher types; always editing. I knew you wouldn’t make such a mistake,by the way. People tend to function in a second language as they do in their first,therefore you would write in Spanish as you do in English,with great care! Also, I can spot an internet translation from a mile away. :-)
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# 13 July 2010 at 10:32 am
» Joe Vitale :: Phantom Menace said:
[...] :: no more fucking Spanish :: that joke is over! All NonEnglish speakers will henceforth be deported forthwith :: unless they are from [...]
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# 14 July 2010 at 5:17 am

SD (author) said:
Violaciónes no será tolerado. Si usted no habla español :: ¡Fuera!
Yo soy muy inteligente :: y lindo :: como un zorro mezclado con un delfín.
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# 14 July 2010 at 4:25 pm

John London said:
Wow señor, su español apesta más que una tonelada de pañales sucios, pero admiro su valentía y su enorme esfuerzo por escribir todo un post en Español.
Por ahora, Mr. Droid, sólo le pido que practique la siguiente frase, la cual deberá ser usada por usted cuando encuentre a alguna persona que no esté de acuerdo con su forma de pensar:
Chingas a tu madre puto güey!
Saludos desde México.
Este post fue escrito sin la ayuda de ningún chingado traductor.
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SD Reply:
July 14th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
@John London ::
reír a carcajadas!
Chingas a tu madre puto güey!
Chingas a tu madre puto güey!
Chingas a tu madre puto güey!
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Rafael Marquez Reply:
July 15th, 2010 at 10:48 am
@SD, Estuvo buena esa Salty. Oye, la proxima vez que quieras escribir algo en Español, madamelo a mi y yo lo traduzco.
Saludos,
Rafael
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# 14 July 2010 at 9:53 pm

mop head said:
Scheisse!
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# 16 July 2010 at 9:01 am

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