Viva España!!
Andrés Iniesta marcó un gran gol al final de tiempo extra para …

entregar en quiebra España su primer título mundial {horah!}
guardar el torneo de la ignominia de una pena de cero a cero Shoot Out para decidir el título {agradecer a los dioses!}

Un gran torneo se merecía un final mejor :: pero a pesar de lo que algunos asesinos montado herpes podría decir: no siempre conseguimos lo que desean y merecen. Comienzo del torneo se destacaron …
- Último segundo gol de Landon Donovan contra Argelia {alias Menores Francia}
- Italia …

Viva España!!
Andrés Iniesta scored a great goal late in extra time to …

deliver bankrupt Spain its first ever World Cup title {horah!}
save the tournament from the ignominy of a nil-nil penalty shoot out to decide the title {thank the gods!}

A great tournament deserved a better finish :: but in spite of what some herpes ridden murderers might say :: we don’t always get what we desire and deserve. Top tournament highlights included …
– Landon Donovan’s last second goal against Algeria {aka Lesser France}
– Italy blowing goats
– France blowing those same goats :: only …

Four teams left in the 2010 FIFA World Cup :: Four fucktards left in the 2010 Salty Droid World Cup.
“All the teams are trying their hardest so it’s too darn bad that not everyone can win” :: says some stupid lady.  Shut the fuck up stupid lady!  If everyone won :: then it wouldn’t be called winning :: and no one would want to do it! What fun would it be to win if you’d never lost? And as a follow up question :: is it fun to win? I wouldn’t …

More than half of the games in the World Cup have been played :: but it’s not half over :: at least not emotionally :: not according to the rules of “I make my own rules” Quantum Mechanics.  Okay well :: maybe it is half over :: damn you math!
America still didn’t lose.  Horah! {fizzle} :: I guess :: whatever!  Slovenia? Really?  You couldn’t just go ahead and beat Slovenia?  Pssh … don’t even talk to me right now America.  ”But it was such a terrible call” :: says all you stupid …

The first weekend of the first African World Cup is over and one thing is clear :: America didn’t lose!!
{spins and dances in circle}
I’m sure you’ve already heard what happened :: but I’ll tell you again just for fun.  A ninety year old grandmother ran on to the field {all hopped up on snorted Adderall} and took a shot for the United States during their epic game against England.  The shot moved with such stunning slowness and lack of power that England’s goalkeeper Robert Green could do nothing but offer the ball …

This epic poem ingeniously disguised as an idiotic blog is about modern ConMen.  About how they are using the power and beauty of mankind’s greatest invention to dramatically expand the reach of their destruction.  The media is part of the problem :: and government enforcement is all but nonexistent.  Vulnerable victims are having their lives ruined :: and people are dying. It’s a very serious and somber situation.
On the other hand :: I seriously love soccer!  First World Cup in Africa :: all the games in HD :: America in a winnable group :: Italy’s team is total rubbish …