Opening statements in the James Arthur Ray manslaughter trial are set to begin.
Wow … that was quick.
Now the press is gonna be all like :: “hey look … a news story!”
{slow clapping}
Good for you press. Would hate to see you do any reporting before the motherfucking government takes some official action.
But seriously … I do hate you.
Not Dan Harris though :: he did a pretty a kick ass show about how much Death Ray sucks it :: and asked good questions about Colleen Conaway :: and then he smacked Joe Vitale’s …

“Helping the critics improve their game, write better, and make logical arguments. Introducing CriticWatch.”

Says Pat O’Bryan … via Twitter … to almost no one.
It’s December 2009 and some cool kids {like Connie :: Burned by Fire :: Duff :: Eric :: not-crazy Li_Kuan} are talking shit about Joe Vitale and James Ray via the Twitters. Oh no you didn’t :: Fat Pat to the rescue!! He won’t have the teats from which he suckles tarnished by truth!

“Look forward to line-by-line critiques of the world’s snarkiest blogs, embarrassing personal facts about the writers, and huge fun …

“Work from Home –or Anywhere– with Pat O’Bryan’s “Your Portable Empire” Internet Marketing Solutions”
Says the tagline on Pat O’Bryan’s low traffic website. Pat does work from home :: and you can too!! :: as long as you make your home up Joe Vitale’s ass like Pat does. Pat pretends he’s some kind free spirt entrepreneur honcho wandering around life barefoot sucking a cigar and bringing in millions.  But that’s crap.  He’s just a bitch :: low man … in a ghetto ass game that he’s too stupid to precisely understand.
Pat wrote a …

Joe “Señor Fuego” Vitale es un nabo podrido!
No :: no more fucking Spanish :: that joke is over! All NonEnglish speakers will henceforth be deported forthwith :: unless they are from someplace nice :: in which case they will be forced to stay indefinitely {probably in New Jersey}.
ABC recently aired a special report about James Ray’s evil Mind Games. They couldn’t get an interview with the Telemarketer of Doom himself :: because he was too busy shooting-up and snuggling with Jennifer Horton at 11964 Crest Place. They settled instead for a couple …

Viva España!!
Andrés Iniesta marcó un gran gol al final de tiempo extra para …

entregar en quiebra España su primer título mundial {horah!}
guardar el torneo de la ignominia de una pena de cero a cero Shoot Out para decidir el título {agradecer a los dioses!}

Un gran torneo se merecía un final mejor :: pero a pesar de lo que algunos asesinos montado herpes podría decir: no siempre conseguimos lo que desean y merecen. Comienzo del torneo se destacaron …
- Último segundo gol de Landon Donovan contra Argelia {alias Menores Francia}
- Italia …

Viva España!!
Andrés Iniesta scored a great goal late in extra time to …

deliver bankrupt Spain its first ever World Cup title {horah!}
save the tournament from the ignominy of a nil-nil penalty shoot out to decide the title {thank the gods!}

A great tournament deserved a better finish :: but in spite of what some herpes ridden murderers might say :: we don’t always get what we desire and deserve. Top tournament highlights included …
– Landon Donovan’s last second goal against Algeria {aka Lesser France}
– Italy blowing goats
– France blowing those same goats :: only …