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Who’s Your Daddy?

Author == SD 30 October 2009 14 Comments

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Oh Noes!! In terrible news for fans of stealing people to death :: James Arthur Ray has ‘decided’ to cancel the remainder of his events for 2009 :: {link}

“In the days following the terrible accident, I struggled to respond in the right way.”

Which of the following does not accurately describe a ‘right way’ to respond?

a) Man the fuck up! Take responsibility for your actions.  Cooperate with the authorities.  Issue full and immediate refunds to everyone at the event.  Cancel the next months worth of events and issue refunds. Tell the PR firm to take the month off :: people have been killed and ‘spin’ isn’t appropriate.  Call all Spiritual Warrior attendees personally and apologize for the debacle.

b) Slam your oversized head and smug fucking face repeatedly with the door of your own “I’ve got a tiny penis” sports car until all of your teeth fall out.  Now turn the engine on and place your new {bigger} mouth over the tailpipe :: Suck until you see the Gates of Hell.

c) Run. Lie. Supress. And go right back to conning.

Dick weed Death Ray struggled his way to (c) :: FAIL!

But pressure :: and GOD WILLING :: a homicide prosecution has interrupted his *gag*{mission}*gag*.

Now who is going to lie to the people and take their money?  Who will pick up the cross of selfishness and start nailing bitches to it {preferably the vulnerable and the suffering}?  Who will tell people that unicorns are real if they only believe … and that they can lick away our cancer with their slobber free kisses?

Look no further than Dr. A. Gordon Ray :: Father to our friend Death Ray :: And himself a Warrior of Bastard {link}.

‘Dr.’ Ray’s resume is every bit as impressive {if a tad free from truth or detail} as his bloody handed sons ::

“His educational credentials are from some of the most prestigious colleges and universities in the nation. He was a successful Executive in a Major Corporation and a corporate consultant for some of the largest national corporations.”

He doesn’t want to name any names :: out of respect for you … and your lack of sophistication.  Thanks a lot guy who calls himself “Doctor” for what sounds like no reason.

‘Dr.’ Ray on science ::

“When one puts H1O together there is no clue as to what he is going to get. On the other hand if H2O is combined the result will be water every time – it can be predicted with certainty. So it is with those who learn and practice the Universal Laws of Ultimate Life that are taught by Dr. Ray. The Life Outcome is a Certainty!”

News Flash Dr. Von Geniusberg :: when you put an O and an H together you get a hydroxide ion … pretty much every fucking time.  Chemistry is funny like that. And ‘certainty’ is a word that only hucksters in bad jewelry are fool enough to utter.

But don’t let the fact that Dr. Ray is an idiot keep you from coming to him when you come down with a case of terminal Hepatitis C {link} ::

“Ann B. from Tulsa Oklahoma reports that three and a half months ago her son Joey was diagnosed with advanced hepatitus “C” and was told by medical specialists that it could very well be terminal. Ann, hearing this tragic and seemingly ultimate answer ordered a copy of A. Gordon Ray’s CD Program: “Medications From The Mind”. She and her son listened to the CD repeatedly and, in accordance with its teachings, shifted their consciousness and thoughts from Sickness to Supreme Healing Power!

In the first week of February Joey was examined again and to the amazement of the medical personnel and the ecstatic rejoice of Joey and his mother was found to be COMPLETELY healed”

Death Ray’s Daddy is a two-bit huckster fuck! Was young Ray taught The Long Con from an early age ::  Running around in diapers trying to negotiate sham sale leasebacks on his mother’s shoes?  Or was Big Daddy a miserable failure :: forced into mimicking the ‘success’ of a son he always knew was block stupid?

Either way :: I love it!

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14 Comments »

  • Rafael said:

    Either way, looks like the fruit didn’t fall far from the tree.
    Have you seen the new pictures of Death Ray on abcnews.com?

    They’re lighting him in a way that he looks evil and sinister.

    Check it:

    http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/inside-james-rays-inspirational-controversial-world/Story?id=8939491&page=1

    I’m no expert, or maybe I should claim to be an expert since I’ve read 3 articles about lighting. Let me rephrase that:

    I’m an expert in looking your best for TV, and I can tell you that Death Ray should’ve wiped his forehead and put on some base to get rid of the sallow, shiny, stenchy look. Although, I feel like we should entertain the possibility that he did and those images are as good as it gets.

    Disclaimer: I’m not an expert, and I was being sarcastic or maybe sardonic or is it ironic? Froylein, a little help?

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    windows 7 Reply:
    October 31st, 2009 at 1:41 am

    yea I see what you mean Rafael – he’s definitely going to be arrested

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    # 30 October 2009 at 9:48 am
  • Dave said:

    Now THAT is some hilarious fucking writing.
    I wonder the same thing – is Jr following the footsteps of Dad, or vice-versa?
    I’m betting Senior is cringing.  Stay on them!

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    # 30 October 2009 at 9:51 am
  • r said:

    I think Ray’s dad followed in his son’s footsteps. Interesting considering that James Arthur Ray has created his own myth of growing up the son of a Protestant Minister so poor that the family had to live in the dad’s office. With no money for haircuts or a baseball glove, young James wanted more….
    So either James is lying about his father’s lack of even the most basic material success, or dad’s lying about on his website when he says of himself:
    “His educational credentials are from some of the most prestigious colleges and universities in the nation. He was a successful Executive in a Major Corporation and a corporate consultant for some of the largest national corporations.”
    Interesting to note that Ray’s father never mentions that he was/is a minister.
    As for being, “a successful Executive in a Major Corporation” … an actual executive in a major corporation is someone comfortable enough with that fact that he does not feel the need to use capitalization to emphasize it.  I’ve worked for years with actual executives at major corporations as well as leading politicians and public figures, and it would be laughable to do such a thing.  It would make them look like amateurs.

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    # 30 October 2009 at 12:50 pm
  • r said:

    BTW where did you unearth the pic of Ray and his dad with the little robot?  They’re not pitching that as the new and improved god, are they?

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    # 30 October 2009 at 12:51 pm
  • Anonymous said:

    ‘The Secret’ to Self-Help Fame

    That is the secret, anyone wanting to help themselves to fame was part of this horror film and the ones who need to use it to make a living are milking the association for all its worth. The ones who dont make their money like they always did and nobody gives a toss how that is. Opened my eyes as to who was just on for the ride hoping it would make them rich. Talking about family links check out the credentials and family links of others in the secret particularly the ones who have already been exposed.  I found some interesting stuff that would make you cringe. Some of these people really can’t afford to get themselves in the media but they always manage to and I guess thats karma for ya.  I get the feeling that the surface is only just being scratched on these people.  Where is Rhonda Byrne anyway, isn’t she the person responsible for creating this thing?

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    # 30 October 2009 at 5:45 pm
  • franksgaycousintrey said:

    This shit stain is selling miracles?  That his fucked up teachings are curing things like hepititus?  No…REALLY?  He’s claiming that??? 

    This guy is crazier than a shit house rat.  He’s gotta be.  Bonafide crazy.  This guy is going to end up using the insanity plea when the government comes down on his head like a ton of bricks.

    Who the fuck IS this guy????  We’re seeing a Jim Jones/David Koresh in the making.  An L Ron wannabe who will never get that far because the government is going to take a big steaming 4 coiler shit on this conman loon’s head.

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    # 31 October 2009 at 4:45 pm
  • Dave said:

    SD – those photos of Death Ray and family are disturbing, but should provide some pretty good fodder.  Can’t believe he’d leave himself exposed that way.  Some flunky forgot to shut down a website.

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    # 1 November 2009 at 12:58 pm
  • Lynn said:

    I love hearing the wacked out, mind-control, Moonie crap JR does at his seminars. Here’s another one from http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2009/10/spiritual_warrior_james_ray_gi.php:
    After reading Harmonic Wealth in 2008, I attended a Harmonic Wealth Weekend seminar in Las Vegas, NV. I loved the book but at the seminar, Mr. Ray’s stick is to play upon the irrational need that many people have to belong, their fear of failure, and the need to show that you can ‘measure up’. He is a master of it. His rhetoric blames each of us for anything bad in our lives, as attracted by us, to us. In tent revival fashion he runs sessions for long uninterrupted periods of time with no breaks, little water, and little food, long into the night with the express purpose of getting attendees to signup for more expensive seminars later on. Sufficiently worn down mentally and physically, many spend thousands of dollars to attend future seminars that will “bring” them wealth and a new, better, life.
    The basic message, ‘self reliance’and a ‘balanced life’ is a good one but in order to spend 30K, the cost of his total package of workshops one has to be brainwashed, otherwise no one would pay to submit to such harsh treatment. Mr. Ray verbally abuses, publicly, anyone who dares disagree with anything he might say or do at a seminar. For example, and this is in way a comparison to what happened in AZ, at Harmonic Wealth Weekend, he asks all participants to take all the money out of their purses or pockets and hold it in their right hand, making a fist around the money, then everyone walks around the room, handing the money in their hands to someone else while receiving money from the next person. When Mr. Ray says stop you get to keep the money that you have in your hand. Of course some people lose hundreds of dollars during this “game” which makes them not at all happy. One of the fellows at my seminar complained that he had lost his cab fare home. Big mistake, huge…because complaining during the “What you learned” portion of the excercise is not tolerated. Complain and receive verbal abuse by Mr. Ray for “worrying” about money and focusing on what you don’t have, called out in front of 1000 participants for being somehow less, people end up intimidated and in tears over this silly excercise. It is not hard for me to imagine how intimidated participants became when they tried to leave the sweatlodge.
    Sad, tragic, but bound to happen is all I can say about the AZ sweatlodge loss of life, anyone could tell it was all about control and the money for Mr. Ray.

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    # 2 November 2009 at 12:58 am
  • Reality Check said:

    Listen people, I know you’re reading; check this out; nobody has all the answers no matter how good they look, talk, feel, smell… don’t let your emotions get in the way of critical thinking. Yea sure we all need to relax and be creative, but coming back to every day reality (which you cannot get away from ) you have to realize a few things that do not change.
     
    One of those things is that nobody has all the answers for you. There are times in your life where the line between “right” and “wrong” is going to be blurred at best and invisible at worst.
    But we all have a gut feeling.  Choose to ignore it in the name of _____________ or adhere to it and adjust your life.  Either way, you do NOT have the last word.
    Remember kidzzzz: It takes just as much time and patience, energy and guts to cheat as it does to do things the honest, ethical and RIGHT way.   Often, it takes much more to cheat , cause you always have to look over your shoulder for salty droid motherfuckers. Have peace of mind. Do it right.

    Seriously dude, if you took even half the time to PRACTICE what you preach, I guarantee you, that your life will be that much easier. Seriously, dude. No Kidding. Friend to Friend.

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    # 2 November 2009 at 2:16 am
  • » 1:43 said:

    [...] and his wife Lori :: James Arthur Ray {probable pig fucker} and his bother {pictured above with his also scammer father} :: Michelle Goulet :: Greg Hartle :: and a boat load of perplexed folks dressed in rags.  [...]

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    # 14 December 2009 at 7:30 am
  • Tulsa said:

    Dad, A. Gordon Ray, was a pastor for quite some time in the Church of God (COG), a conservative (but not holy roller conservative) denomination headquartered in Anderson, IN. Probably the best known member of the COG is Bill Gaither. Sandy Patti’s parents (Ron and Carolyn) were also associated with the denomination as was Phil Driscoll who spent time at East Tulsa COG.

    I recall Gordon as pastor of the Red Fork COG. I did not attend there, but another COG in the area. Red Fork is a community in west Tulsa. While it is likely Gordon’s income at Red Fork was humble, it would not have been at a poverty level while he was there.

    There was a time when Gordon was a genuine follower of Christ, and I don’t mean that in any sappy or emotional sense. Over time, he honed his speaking skills to be quite effective and motivational. You have to give the guy credit for working on it and learning. Obviously, some internal suggestion came along to steer things away from humble ministry to something perhaps a bit more lucrative. Money does have a way of changing people (apparently).

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    # 6 February 2010 at 12:46 pm
  • » Pay for Ray said:

    [...] got a bright future in front of him.  And who could forget Father Ray :: ex-preacher and full time asshole :: whose own scams must be bringing in tens of dozens of dollars a year. Hmm … maybe that [...]

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    # 6 February 2010 at 6:02 pm

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