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Death Ray Speaketh

Author == SD 26 March 2010 125 Comments

James Arthur Ray :: ball-less wind bag :: can’t be satisfied with just stinking up Twitter.  He’s decided that :: “I just killed four people” :: is the perfect platform for a little video blogging.

Who doesn’t want life advice from a herpes ridden middle age man living alone and facing bankruptcy and a 36 year prison sentence for crimes he most definitely committed?  Exactly :: this is sure to be the second wind of his inglorious career … like Beaches was for Bette Midler {and forever friendships}.

But the first entry was fucking weak :: and in desperate need of some editing.  Previous video editor J-Fred Funktown is currently hiding in a hole crying to his blankey … so The Droid stepped up like a robot capable of occasional pant wearing {take a lesson J-Fred you tiny baby bitch!}.

After some “minor” editing … Death Ray has decided to go with a much more honest approach. I think it admirable .. even if totally unvoluntary.

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  • SweetDickJames said:

    I feel bad for the hookers who have to lay on their backs and endure 3 minutes of that face looking down on them. Evil heart and botox doesn’t go together.

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  • froylein said:

    Just imagine, one day those twisted teenagers without any friends will wear black T-shirts bearing his likeness to try to make their peers believe that they, indeed, are scary and not timid and socially awkward. :)

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  • Julie said:

    Bravo! Brilliant. But man, that final shot at 2:04 in the video is creepy as all get out.

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    stoic Reply:

    @Julie,

    That rictus grin is what film-maker Stanley Kubrick described as “The terrible grin of the skull”.
    Very unsettling indeed, as it shows the complete emotional void of the organism that is trying to paste on a cheery smile.
    Reminds me a little of dear old dad.

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  • MazeMan said:

    Oh, I literally laughed out loud at the clucking. Too classic!! Hahaha!

    Nice work, Droid. :-)

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  • Yakaru said:

    “Who doesn’t want life advice from a herpes ridden middle age man living alone and facing bankruptcy and a 36 year prison sentence for crimes he most definitely committed?”

    I bet Josh is glad he doesn’t have to promote this.

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    MazeMan Reply:

    @Yakaru,

    I dunno. Back when the mortgage meltdown was starting, and people were going to jail for loan fraud, someone published an ebook, “Club Fed: What you need to know when you gotta go!” (true!)

    I think Josh could put his own spin on something similar, JV with Kern et al and make a tidy mint off of it.

    Maybe market it as “The James A. Ray Way: How To Cover Your Tail When You Go To Jail.”

    Hmmm… what other possible titles can people come up with? Hahaha.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Yakaru, Has anyone heard if Ray has filed bankruptcy for the company he no longer has?

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  • Jean D said:

    Amazing.The Droid not only photoshops but does voice work,too. He’s a corker!

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  • Anonymous said:

    He, he!!

    http://www.darrenmonroe.com/wordpress/online-business-ideas-the-salty-droid/

    He, he! That’s funny.

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    Neil Reply:

    Feck

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    Darren Scott Monroe Reply:

    Feelin the Droid love (but not in a sexual way LOL)

    Droid you still raising hell over here? LOL

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  • _cartman_ said:

    hahaha…love the video….where did you get the Stephen Hawkings voice…I have been looking for that voice, forever and a day..and Hawkings isn’t talking…

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  • Enoch_Root said:

    NICE! I certify this video “James Shore Approved.”

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  • Jean D said:

    Is Death Ray planning to charge for these online meetings and,if so,how does that work legally since he owes so much to people for canceled events?

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    stoic Reply:

    @Jean D,

    Death Ray is offering his continuing wisdumb instead of refunds–which says it all really, for those who still doubt that the man is a total sociopath.
    He couldn’t help himself not to kill his customers, its like Jeffrey Dahmer offering fine dining tips from his cell.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @stoic, Tonight on Geraldo at Large Kimberly Guilfoyle said Death Ray IS charging a fee for for the online meetings!

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  • KatherineElizabeth said:

    “I, I, I”… It’s all about Ray Ray. Maybe I should mail him my dogs’ bright pink stuffed toy that has
    “It’s all about ME!!!” sewn on it. However, I get the sense he’s the type that thinks dogs are digusting–wouldn’t want to get a few dog hair on his precious self. Love the chicken squawk.
    BTW, Ray looks like he has a popcicle stuck up his butt when he walking in his shackles.

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    Feather Boa-Constricter Reply:

    @KatherineElizabeth, if the story’s true about him strangling cats as a young boy to prove how he was “God” to the other kids, one could bet he’d rather snack on a schnauzer than pet one.

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    Hippo Reply:

    @Feather Boa-Constricter,

    Are you sure that was James Ray who did that, or Jim Jones? Because I heard that Jim Jones did the same thing.

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    Feather Boa-Constricter Reply:

    I definitely heard that Ray did it, though it wouldn’t shock me if he heard that Jim Jones did it, then did the same thing. These damned gurus can’t do anything original!

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Feather Boa-Constricter, Where do those rumors come from?If Ray did this,it clearly relates to his adult obsession with erotic asphyxiation.

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    Hippo Reply:

    @Jean D,

    If true, we can add animal abuse to his long list of crimes.

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    babzilicious Reply:

    @Jean D, “adult obsession with erotic asphyxiation”?!?! What!?!?! Hey – put that pitcher of lemonade away – I need some COFFEE!!!

    Really?

    Ew.

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  • HarmonicFraud said:

    AWESOME video…though JAR’s psychotic grins gave me a serious case of the willies. ;)
    (I really wish that I could somehow loop the clucking/perp walk scene & set it as my screensaver! ;-D )
    At first, I was dismayed that Ray’s original video was receiving so many positive comments, but then I noticed that – despite his 10,000+ Twitter followers – it had gotten only about 520 views, so far (including, most likely, a high # of viewings by all of his opponents). Given the fact that a random, 20 second vid of a fuzzy kitten making cute expressions will typically garner at least 100,000 views or so…perhaps this shows that his # of true followers is finally dwindling? One can only hope…

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  • stoic said:

    600 views and 50 comments to date on YouTube for Death Rays entreaty to the world.

    The comments are drivel so far, any takers to redress the balance?

    The link to YouTube is the first in the sixth line of Salty’s article.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @stoic, Thanks stoic.Those YouTube comments supporting DeathRay are outrageous.Whether he’s creating fake accounts and posting nice comments about himself(what else does he have to do all day besides fumble with that little flacid piece of flesh on his pelvis?)or the comments are from real supporters(I doubt it,anti-DeathRay forces must make our presence known.

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    Yakaru Reply:

    @Jean D,
    Droid’s corrected version has already clocked up 365 hits, compared to deathray’s 600 or whatever. It would be reasonable to assume that all those who’ve seen Droid’s have also clicked on his.

    I suspect it’s all largely a ploy for his defense in court – to show what a sincere guru he is and not just a deadly scammer.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Yakaru, Tonight Fox News’ critique of DeathRay’s video and interview with Andrea Puckett(Liz Neuman’s daughter)is the best so far. However,Ray’s BLAH BLAH went on for too long.

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    Bryan Neuman Reply:

    @stoic, Don’t forget to rate it one star as well. ;) Thanks for all the help everyone! Awesome remix video SD!

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    HarmonicFraud Reply:

    Interesting…Unless I’m doing something totally wrong, it appears that JAR’s newest monstrosity of a video is posted only on his website, so far, & is not available on YouTube…
    (“Coincidentally”, one cannot leave comments or ratings on this latest, nausea-inducing piece by him, either.)
    Perhaps he wanted to keep our opinions a “Secret”? ;-D
    Still hoping that this indicates that he’ll be forced into seclusion by his lack of support (before the state forces him into seclusion of another sort ;) ) soon…

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    stoic Reply:

    @HarmonicFraud,
    Try Salty’s link, line six in the above article, it takes you to YouTube where you can comment to your hearts content.
    We got there first but come on in, the water’s lovely.

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    HarmonicFraud Reply:

    @stoic,

    Sorry for the confusion; I was actually referring to Ray’s brand new one, which was just released approximately 5 hours ago, today. :)

    (In it, he speaks about the topic of “purpose”, & it’s as awful as the one that preceded it. I don’t wish to promote it or anything, but the link that JAR provided, on Twitter, was: http://bit.ly/aqT27x …and, again, that link takes you right to JAR’s personal website, instead of YouTube.

    To be honest, though, I haven’t been able to sit through the whole thing, just yet, so it may be one of his older ones — just recycled — but, from what I saw, it certainly looks new…)

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    stoic Reply:

    @HarmonicFraud,
    Yes, this one’s new, so far only on the JRI site. It took a few days for the last one to show up on YouTube, they’re a bit slow in posting there. This one’s gross, he seems to be touting new events, coaching etc.

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    HarmonicFraud Reply:

    @stoic,

    Thank you for the info, and the recap. :) I’ve been following along with all of the written details and such, but the videos (with the exception of Salty’s :) ) are just so unbearable to watch. Again, deepest respect & condolences to all that are personally involved; it’s sick that they have to put up with all of this insanity from Ray…

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    stoic Reply:

    @HarmonicFraud,

    Death Ray’s second effort is now on YouTube, not a patch on Salty’s version. He’s still attracting supporters though not so many.
    His infintely more untruthful version on YouTube is at the link below if anyone wants to leave a message there. Don’t forget the overall like/dislike rating at the top, directly bebeath the vid.

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  • scooter said:

    How to de-condition from James Ray or any other New Wage guru who has gotten into your head. (See URLs at bottom of this ‘share’)

    Google ‘urinal targets’ and ‘satirical’ or ‘political.’

    Read a few entries to get a general idea.

    Get some sheets of plastic and learn how to laminate them together–as is done when they make you your ID card at the gym or elsewhere.

    Select an image corresponding to whatever New Wage icon or group or guru
    fucked with your head or wallet–or did this to someone you care about.
    Free New Wage magazines are good sources for images of those who pay large sums to advertise their stuff. So are entities such as Yoga Journal or Tricycle–look for the full colour half or full page ads of smiling, greedy gurus on the make.

    Sandwich between sheets of plastic, cut into the proper shape for placement in toilet or urinal. Laminate.

    Or pictures of the said entity can be pasted around the rims of your toilet seat.

    This is a very good way to screen potential dates–you dont want anyone in your life who is into New Wage stuff and lacks a sense of humor.

    Its also a great way to make proslytizing room-mates or family members leave you alone.

    This one is a trip

    http://www.wee-goal.com/?gclid=CL6D3Kjf26ACFQVaagodtm30CQ

    (Warning these cross all political lines)

    http://www.google.com/search?q=%22urinal+target%22+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&btnG=Search

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  • Jean D said:

    Here is one of DeathRay’s tweets from yesterday and my subsequent tweet:

    JamesARay”When the vision on the inside is more compelling and powerful than what you observe on the outside… The universe is at your command”

    OkieVision:”When your head is up your anus your vision sees your own excrement…This internal narcissistic rectal vision is far more compelling & powerful to JAR than anyone or anything, albeit foul-smelling.”

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    PG Reply:

    @Jean D,
    That’s how you can look at people fainting and puking their guts out and DYING in front of you and just be serene and unresponsive, then go to your room for a shower and a sandwich. His inner vision was more ‘compelling’ than the sight of injured and dying human beings crying out for help.

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  • hrm said:

    When it comes to James Arthur Ray, I confess, I don’t know much about the guy. Don’t care…

    I’m interested in internet marketing, so I gravitate toward this place.

    No, not the internet marketing where market marketing itself and you’re just selling rehashed shit trying to fire off peoples deepest triggers to quit their job and have freedom when you know you’re selling them bullshit.

    I mean legitimate exchange of services / information / assets / call it what you like.

    But I look at James Arthur Ray’s twitter, and I see all of these FUCKING STUPID EMOTIONLESS QUOTES HE DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO REHASH. HE JUST COPYING THIS SHIT AND PASTING!

    http://twitter.com/jamesaray

    How the fuck do people give this guy money?

    I mean, for that shit?

    And this video salty posted…. I watched the original… How fucking amateur is this guy?

    You know, it’s really just amusing when you see these “gurus” from a certain angle, they seem so generic and average as fuck.

    I can go downtown and find more interesting and alluring car salesmen.

    I’m not shitting you.

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    foolnomore Reply:

    @hrm, “How the fuck do people give this guy money?

    I mean, for that shit?”

    The same as they give his idiot mate David Squirmer from Australia money it appears. These self appointed guru fucktards visualise that by ignoring peoples expectations (and their very basic obligations) is a way of dealing with them. When they fuck up, which they always do, they go on the defensive and expose the who fucking scam and now everyone has had enough.

    You watch them practice, practice and practice being a fucking CON. The more times they do it the more sinister and brazen they get until one day WHOP the games over. Fucking with peoples emotions and their money is predatory and evil in my opinion and I have a particular hate for people like that because I’ve seen the results of their actions from the victims side. These wankers will eventually understand what karma, law of attraction, call it whatever you like is, when they are locked up and out of harms way. You watch next they will be rewriting the bible and trying to sell that, oh wait they already are.

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  • wondering why said:

    Here is a good newscast about JAR. The woman newscaster really laid into Ray and what she feels he SHOULD be charged with..

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/4008154/arrest-in-sweat-lodge-deaths

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    Jean D Reply:

    @wondering why, That’s Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom.I learned to appreciate her legal savvy during the Scott/Laci Peterson ordeal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Guilfoyle It would be awesome if DeathRay could be charged with 2nd degree murder as Guilfoyle suggests. In many ways,FOX takes a harder stance on creepy killers than the other stations like CNN. Once Fox gets on a d-bag’s butt,they stay on it like a snapping turtle waiting for a thunder clap.

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  • Joseph Larch said:

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    stoic Reply:

    @Joseph Larch,
    Yoy’re welcome to agree with whomsoever you choose. I personally think that Lee Kuan and James Ray are a match made in heaven. I hope that you will be visiting your new hero, Mr Ray, in prison for many years to come.

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  • Joseph Larch said:

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, From this post it’s obvious you’re LEE KUAN aka a host of other names,Jason Sitala. Trying to rationalize with you is like hitting one’s head against a wall. None of us have time to deal with you,though we may try temporarily,as I unfortunately learned over at NY Magazine. Thank goodness you were finally banned. BTW,you have been outrageously rude to the son of one of the victims and you will find no one here stands for that around here. The Salty Droid takes special aim at trolling cruel fake martial arts teachers,so beware.

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    Hippo Reply:

    @Jean D,

    Yeah, and don’t bring out the lemonade, either.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Hippo, Oh,hell no! He nearly knocked the pitcher out of my hand that one time.He’s not coming near this party,not on the porch or in any of the rooms.These folks are already on to his game,and pissed about his insults to the victims and to Bryan. They’ll open a can of woop ass on him. Plus, there’s the lovely little “vote-his-crazy-ass-down” device.

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    stoic Reply:

    @Joseph Larch,
    Nope, not afraid to watch what he’s saying, just afraid to be in any sweat-tent that he runs.
    I hope you get to share many very very hot lodges with your new hero, Mr Ray.

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  • Joseph Larch said:

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    stoic Reply:

    @Joseph Larch,
    Just like you can agree with whomsoever you choose, I can change the subject whenever I choose.
    I hope that you and your new hero, Mr Ray, continue exchanging incoherent thoughts in cyberspace until he loses at his trial.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, It doesn’t do any good with you,Lee Kuan Jason Daro Sitala.I presented solid arguments and asked questions of you at NY Mag.You never responded,nor did you answer one single question.You tried to online battle a middle-aged Native American lady you thought was a male “warrior.” You’re also a blatant racist and a psycho who attacked Bryan Neuman,then went to different boards posting attacks on his mom and the other victims. You don’t know anything about James Ray or even care.You just troll around looking for topics that upset people then demonstrate your insanity.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Jean D, FWI For any of you wondering, Hippo,myself and the other ladies who ended up being the remaining 4-5 people dealing with crazy man Lee Kuan,aka Joseph Larch,at NY Magazine,(one of them finally got him banned) made up the image of some women sitting on a “porch” drinking lemonade, when this younger crazy guy shows up to argue and try to physically fight us as if we were males his age prepared to battle him.

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    Hippo Reply:

    @Jean D,

    I think he also mistook the lemonade for some type of weapon.

    There’s no point in trying to be nice or to reason with a person like this.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Hippo, He’s so sick.He’s posted everywhere the same things over and over.He’s also stalking and threatening Conan on Twitter. I hope he is found and locked away,hopefully before he injures or kills someone.

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  • Jamo said:

    Ray came out with a new video on his website. He really looks wasted — heavy drugs.

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    stoic Reply:

    @Jamo,
    Yes, slurring his words, not quite so polished a performance. All those questions, why isn’t he giving his own answers? Why is he here, what is is purpose?
    We’ve seen his results, sort of makes those questions redundant.

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    stoic Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, I call him a heartless bastard anyway because he conned and killed his customers and then ran away like the pretend spiritual warrior he is.
    I hope that you and your new hero, Mr Ray, enjoy many games of pretend spiritual warrior before he gets locked up and has his toys taken away.

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    Yakaru Reply:

    @Joseph Larch,
    Why do you think it is that Ray is facing three charges of manslaughter and may well be facing a homicide charge if Colleen Conaway’s death eventually gets properly investigated?

    Just how many people do think it is acceptable to kill?

    Please explain.

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    colleens brother in law Reply:

    @Yakaru, I sure hope you are right, We would love nothing more than to see colleens case re-opened…all we would like to see is some form of justice for colleen…thank you. john

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  • Joseph Larch said:

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, Give it a rest.You admitted you never even heard of Ray until a few months ago.

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    stoic Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, My father was a very nasty piece of work, charlatan fraud would be a compliment.

    I hope that you and your new hero, Mr Ray, enjoy making plans to go into the chalatan fraud business together when he is released in 30 years time.

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    stoic Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, My mother was an even nastier piece of work, there is no insult you can come up with that would not be a compliment.

    I hope that you and your new hero, Mr Ray, both miss your mothers while you are waiting for his release.

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    Yakaru Reply:

    @Joseph Larch,

    You are obviously completely unaware of the simple facts of this case, aren’t you. Educate yourself and come back and see if you actually have anything to say. Showing up on a site which is full of damning, even sickening evidence, and claiming there is no evidence simply because you are ignorant of it is really not very smart.

    I challenge you to read the articles on this site dealing with this subject and respond with specific, reasoned arguments based on information, rather than spouting ignorance and running away when you get your butt kicked.

    Here’s a starter. Why do you think those messages were left on Colleen Conaway’s cell phone? Why do you think participants weren’t told of her death?

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    _cartman_ Reply:

    @Joseph Larch,

    “James Arthur Ray is transforming the way the world thinks.”

    According to his own words, he is changing the way the world thinks. So, if someone thinks he is a fraud or a charlatan, then it is a result of his own claims.

    Unless his declaration is fraudulent…in which case he doesn’t “transform” the way the “world” thinks, then he is a fraud (and a charlatan)….either way he is a fraud.

    Now ….what do I win?

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    stoic Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, I already know that you are an idiot, you prove it with every comment.

    I hope that you and your new hero, Mr Ray, keep getting slicker until that cell door locks shut on him.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @Joseph Larch,LeeKuan You came up with this name from the horror movie “Sisters”,didn’t you? You really like violent,morbid images. Hey,remember someone found online where you say you live in Barbados? Just to let you know,some investigators may be getting closer to determining your real identity and exact location.It’s possible by posting here you have provided a lot of valuable information for that purpose.

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  • SD (author) said:

    @Joseph Larch ::

    I’ll get str8 to preparing a list for you. I’ll make all the sentences short … and try to keep them meaningless … that way it won’t matter if you can’t quite follow along. How does that sound to you princess? But first you answer a few of my questions so that I know you yourself are not a charlatan … quid pro quo …

    Where have you been? Why did your mother do those things to you? Do you like milk? Why don’t you take an interest in something other than yourself? Don’t you understand that you are a totally boring nobody? And as a follow up :: how does it feel to be a totally boring nobody? Why do you use so many baby wipes? Does it make you sad that even though James Ray is ghetto loser on his way out … you still can’t get him to pay a lick of attention to you? I mean what do you have to do … blow him? Do you honestly think blowing him would be enough? If you yourself got a blow … do you think you could learn to be less hateful about women? Do you think that seeing Fight Club more than five times is a solid indicator of repressed gayness?

    … answer ALL of my questions :: then I’ll get to your little list. Quid pro quo :: alright Clarice :: quid pro quo.

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    SD Reply:

    @Joseph Larch ::

    Yes I understand that Jamie Lee …

    But you really must answer my questions … or else I can’t see myself talking to you.

    If you weren’t so full of fear and stupid … then you would just answer me. Stop trying to change the fucking subject.

    You change the subject when you know you have been exposed for what you truly are. By trying to change the subject you prove me correct in my assessments of you. Don’t have the courage to honestly answer my question, eh? Well, you PROVE just what you people are by your trying to change the subject. Anyone would have to be a completely idiot to call YOU a friend.

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    SD Reply:

    @Joseph Larch ::

    You are very confused Michelle Kwan. See :: only I get to say what the subject is :: because I am the king here :: and you are but a troll. Not the troll under the bridge mind you … because that is a position of distinction amongst the trolls. You are just a wandering troll forced to sleep in snake holes :: eat bugs :: and lick the ass of other trolls.

    I’m still waiting for your answers Clarice … you are disappointing me.

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    Carlon Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, Aren’t you the guy who came to my blog saying how great James Ray was? How come you never sent me the Harmonic Wealth DVD to review. I’m still waiting.

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    Joseph Larch Reply:

    @Joseph Larch, So, you change my words to try and make me look dumber than I already look, eh?

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    SD Reply:

    @Joseph Larch ::

    I don’t remember doing that. Perhaps you should PROVE it before you go around accusing people of things they would never even do … even if they wanted to.

    Do you happen to have a screen capture of your original comment or anything? Then maybe we could know for sure … but for now … until I see the PROOF … I’m just going to have to assume that I didn’t make ANY changes.

    Is that cool with you MichelleKwan? But don’t answer that question … cause I don’t give a fuck about your answer.

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  • Joseph Larch said:

    Well, if you are going to change what I actually wrote there is no point in my staying in this forum full of actual intellectuals. I feel out gunned and that reminds me of how I feel in the locker room. There is nothing wrong with crying even though everyone is always saying you shouldn’t do it. Cry if you want to especially when you are feeling small that is what I have always say.

    LeeKuanCrying

    http://twitter.com/michellewkwan

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  • George said:

    I liked Michelle Kuan in the Olimpics but she turned out to be a real idiot!

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  • PsychicSimon said:

    Ohhh, that’s just rubbing salt in the wound. Did you see what I did there? Salt…

    OK, I’ll leave.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @PsychicSimon, Genius.Wonders never cease.

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  • omikse said:

    Hey…..Joey Larch….How many names must you keep using?…

    anyway…Jean D,…
    ..I think Lee Kuan moved…it’s not Barbados anymore…it’s Magagascar now…too funny….but it’s always SSDD when it comes to Lee Kuan…I think he suffers from MPD…but…that’s not news either….he is enamored with Ray for some odd reason…but I guess it could be true….Like does atract like…two peas in a pod…

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    Jean D Reply:

    @omikse, Hey,girl! Nice seeing you here.Yes,they’re really right for each other.I agree.LK wants JAR sooo bad. Did you watch SD’s version of DeathRay’s youtube video at the top of the page? It’s hilarious.

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    babzilicious Reply:

    @Jean D @Omikse

    Yay! We’re getting the band back together! LOL

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    omikse Reply:

    @babzilicious, Hey…pass the lemonade please!!!!….hey, these rocking chairs are comfy,…nice view from the porch, too…..

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    Jean D Reply:

    @babzilicious, Good to see you’re still around. What’s our bands name? “Ladies on a Porch” ?

    BTW,Bryan N.is wanting to make weekly videos to counter the ones Ray is doing.I asked Dwight if those of us w/o web cams could contribute to an “idea bank” for them.

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    babzilicious Reply:

    @Jean D, @omikse

    Ah ladies, so nice to be here on the porch and enjoy this lovely spring day … *passing lemonade and cookies*

    So yes, I’d be happy to support Bryan. That means I’ll have to give JAR’s latest vid a second viewing. Couldn’t get through it the first time, but for a good cause I’ll toughen up! :-)

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    Jean D Reply:

    @babzilicious, yes, the daffodils are in bloom,the Bradford pear trees, jonquils, such a nice day.
    Why don’t you make a new Twitter account.Just don’t put too much info for crazy guy to see.

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    babzilicious Reply:

    @JeanD @omikse

    I created a new Twitter account today. I’ll hook up with you soon, JeanD!

    “Ladies on a Porch” – I like it!

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  • omikse said:

    From the jasonsitala. proboards…aka Lee Kuan..

    ……….the following quotes may explain some of the strange behavior we have all seen from Lee Kuan…I believe he may be home-bound…it would explain his poor social skills,….he believes that what he has done could cause ” permanent maddness “…it may also explain some of the obvious hostility Lee Kuan displays

    .From a forum where Lee Kuan posts about Spirituality…..
    ……” If causing the death of “some people” makes one an idiot then the Biblical God is a much bigger idiot indeed!

    Be sure and tell Him to His face when you soon die

    Hey, guess what?

    With YOUR attitude you just may be dying sooner than you think, hotshot! ”

    ” I am a seasoned bodybuilder with over 20 years of experience, a Grandmaster of a style of Tai Chi I created and a master of Tantric Kundalini meditation. ”

    ” The sacred art of advanced Tantric Kundalini meditation is to send the energy back upwards, through the top of the head, towards the source from which it originally came.

    Think of the spine as a kind of siphon hose. You siphon the sacred energy from its source, through the root chakra, up through the spine and then out of the top of the head. When properly (((CONSISTENTLY))) done and Kundalini properly rises to the level of Cosmic Consciousness, in the center of the forehead, point of virgin innocence it is said that one has advanced to virginity. One becomes pure and innocent.

    However, with everyone else always pulling one’s energy downward it is very dangerous and difficult to attain and maintain a consistent and continuous flow of universal energy in the face of logistically mundane life. The process has been known to cause permanent madness.

    I would advice against ANYONE attempting it…although I have no regrets.

    It is partly because of my advanced Tantric Kundalini meditation that I write differently than most “

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    stoic Reply:

    @omikse,
    I think it might be his ‘advanced Tantric Kundalini meditation’ that has scrambled his thinking as well as his writing.
    Its either that or he is off his meds.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @stoic, Didn’t Death Ray also spout Tantric Kundalini?

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    babzilicious Reply:

    @Jean D, Trying to remember from the audiobooks I had, as well as Harmonic Wealth … no, I don’t think he said anything about it. Then again, I haven’t listened to any of his new stuff, so I might be out of the loop.

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    Jean D Reply:

    @babzilicious, It’s on his ibis web site as part of the Modern Magick curriculum: “The secrets of Tantric sex that most Western teachers leave unsaid… and many don’t even know…”

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    stoic Reply:

    @omikse,
    Lee Kuan now seems to be taking James Ray to task over his (JAR’s)latest tweets:

    @JamesARay SAYING you are “one with God” and fully realizing it are not the same thing
    @JamesARay The Universe may secretly do things, but it doesn’t have to “conspire” because it is master, owner and creator of everything

    has he turned on his hero?

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    Jean D Reply:

    @stoic, It’s totally weird. Soon he’ll be attacking Ray vehemently. Like the anti-Semitic attacks on Dr.Wayne Dyer Jamo points out.On his Twitter he follows only 3 people Ray,Conan and Dr.Wayne Dyer. He’s been attacking Conan for months on his blog and now he’s tweeting him some scary sh#* to him.Waiting to see what he tweets to the DeathRay when he gets fed up with him.

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    Jamo Reply:

    @omikse, LeeKwan also appears to be anti-semetic. He blames the “Jews” for everything according to his tweets. What a moron.

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    babzilicious Reply:

    @omikse, No matter where he lives or moves, LeeKuan/Joseph Larch/Whatever will always be a permanent resident of Crazytown.

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  • Nikki said:

    Not what I wish to interrupt the volley of comments here, but I’ve just had an email from JAR (no, not a personal one, don’t be silly).

    Just thought you might want to know he’s now offering Bob Proctor’s video to people – does Bob know he’s being promoted by a self-indulgent narcissist?

    Email copy:

    Title: Subscriber, Please read, it’s IMPORTANT‏

    Main text:

    “Hi Subscriber,

    I haven’t sent out an email to you in a while…
    but when I saw this from my good friend Bob Proctor, I felt compelled to share it with you.

    Bob is a great teacher and this FREE video will change your life.

    https://sixminutes.infusionsoft.com/go/SM2SOP/6m2s

    It’s an interview with Bob Proctor and Lanny Morton, and in it Bob explains the secret to a successful life.

    https://sixminutes.infusionsoft.com/go/SM2SOP/6m2s

    It’s my free gift to you. Please take a moment and check it out, you’ll be glad you did.

    Much love and respect,

    James Arthur Ray

    P.S. If you’ve ever bought a personal-success product or book, only to have it gather dust on your shelf, I promise this will really help you:

    https://sixminutes.infusionsoft.com/go/SM2SOP/6m2s

    P.P.S. Be sure to laugh when Bob Proctor says that he’s not Bob Proctor. Classic!

    https://sixminutes.infusionsoft.com/go/SM2SOP/6m2s

    Wonder if it mentions scamming people & killing them for your own benefit…hmm…*ponders*…

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    babzilicious Reply:

    @Nikki, Oh please interrupt the volley of comments! We’re so tired of LeeKuan/Joseph Larch and his tired-ass bullshit clogging up any and every attempt at logical conversation about this topic.

    You raise an interesting question, Nikki. Does Bob Proctor know about this? He’s supposedly a mentor of JAR’s, but apart from a supportive comment he made when the story first broke, he’s been extremely tight-lipped since then.

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    omikse Reply:

    @babzilicious, …Good Morning…as bad as LK is…we now have heard all the possible crap either Ray or his team of lawyers could possibly dream up……!!!…pass the cookies, please….

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    Yakaru Reply:

    @Nikki,
    That is very funny. Death Ray knows everyone thinks his own products stink, so he’s trying to flog old free videos of Bob Proctor.

    And what kind of product is it?

    “FREE! This is BAR NONE the Most Compelling And Closely-Guarded Total Success Technique Ever Exposed…This is the same work that others have paid me thousands of dollars to reveal.”

    What? So some people paid thousands and now he’s passing them around for nix? Sure Bob. If that was true, Bob would be demostrating how to instantly turn your best customers into furious enemies.

    Incidentally, what I recall is that Proctor said he had talked Ray into cancelling his further events after the death lodge. (And after the venues stated cancelling them for him.) So he’s been cautiously using the opportunity for self promotion and damage control for the profession in general. No doubt he might say that Ray’s ego got in the way.

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  • stoic said:

    Death Ray is back in business using a paid subscription podcast to corral and fleece those with very short memories of just what his ‘teaching’ leads to:

    http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/senor-reporter/article_50e863d8-4f23-11df-8ade-001cc4c03286.html

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    Hippo Reply:

    @stoic,

    Wow, thanks for that. I am so glad they used the toothless-chicken picture to illustrate the article. Perfect!

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  • Nikki said:

    Ick! I feel queasy.

    Today’s email from JAR
    Subject is: Friend, I need your help‏

    Main text: (you may need a sick bag to hand)
    Hi Friend,

    So many of your fellow subscribers have written and are making positive comments on the videos I’ve been sending you; and it’s exciting that you’re benefitting from them.

    So, I just want to take a moment and personally tell you…

    IT’S ALWAYS MY PLEASURE!!

    I’m always happy to share new tools and tips to help you create the life you deserve…
    together we can both make the world a truly wealthy and fulfilling place to be.

    (Harmonic Wealth-minded individuals run in the same circles and study the same things)

    —————————–
    SO, I NEED YOUR HELP!
    —————————–

    Don’t worry, this is going to be fun… and most certainly will improve your life!

    Here’s the deal:

    I have a new LIVE internet radio show called Living in the Flow starting on May 3; and since you’re in my community I’d like your feedback before I release it to the rest of the world.

    HERE’S HOW YOU CAN HELP

    I’m going to give you one month of Living in the Flow for only $1.94 (just to cover costs of the studio and staff). That’s four full interactive shows at a $95 savings (normally $97 per month)…and all I ask in return is that you give your full participation and feedback.

    For example, listen to the live shows, call in and ask me your most burning questions, check out the archive shows already posted, download the workbooks, do the exercises, read the special reports, and then tell me…

    What (if anything) would you change?

    What works and doesn’t work?

    What topics would you like me to cover?

    Do you like the format?

    Really, it could be anything. I just value your input and would love to know
    what you think.

    Reserve your exclusive spot and get access to our entire membership site where you’ll find previously unreleased special reports, archived shows, workbooks and more here:

    Click here to get access Make sure to enter Special code: Flow102

    Thanks so much for doing this… and I’ll talk to you soon.

    James Arthur Ray

    P.S. I only have a limited number of preview memberships available and I’m only offering this special for 7 days. If you want one, you should get it here today. Special code: Flow102

    P.P.S. If you happened to miss the first announcement letter I sent you explaining the entire program click here for all the details. Special code: Flow102

    Honestly, the whole thing gives me the heebie-jeebies, but this line in particular “(Harmonic Wealth-minded individuals run in the same circles and study the same things)” just weirds me out.

    Another amazing example of “Do as I say; not as I do”?!

    I need to wash my eyes out now.

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    PG Reply:

    @Nikki,
    Yes, pretty vomit-inducing stuff. He doesn’t have a “limited number” of memberships available, that’s just a cheap sales gimmick. If he’s the wise sage that people need as a mentor why the hell does he have to do marketing research on the wisdom he brought down to us from Peru or the ancient shamans?

    Why is he still allowed to do business after scamming people out of thousands of dollars for the seminars that never took place? Anyone call the Better Business Bureau yet?

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  • NOT-doctor Dan Kennedy said:

    What’s with Dan Kennedy becoming a “doctor” now? What’s with Internet marketers (Kilstein, Vitale, Kennedy) and being a fake doc?

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    Zoop Reply:

    Yeah, everyone should give those guys’ “degrees” the third degree. Cosmic Connie has the whole scoop on Vitale’s sudden degree. Kennedy, WTF? And of course Dimstein…ugh.

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    RunBrunsonRun Reply:

    @NOT-doctor Dan Kennedy,

    This is just part of the stupid promotion Glazer-Kennedy is running for their “Super” Conference:

    http://dankennedy.com/superconference2010/salesletter.php

    Kennedy has always been up front about the fact that he never went to college. In fact, it’s part of his shtick.

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    BRA Reply:

    @Anita, oy vay…

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    wondering why Reply:

    @Anita, At least we aren’t killing people..

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    Phil Reply:

    @Anita, Funny, but you just threw a stone yourself, hypocrite.

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  • Anita said:

    If I were to be a hypocrite than my actions would belie my stated beliefs. Stating a belief does not intend someone as hypocritical..

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    SD Reply:

    @Anita ::

    Stating a belief does not intend someone as hypocritical..

    totally

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