A fine piece of {shit} Internet Marketing recently featured on The Colbert Report. Congrats to Bill Heid for being mocked on cable :: an honor for which there should be an associated medal or something.
Bill has been running commercials during Glen Beck’s totally reasonable show for his totally reasonable product :: The Survival Seed Bank.  $150 for some seeds that will finally allow you to plant that “Crisis Garden” that you’ve always dreamt of in your nightmares {Disclaimer:  The preceding should not be interpreted to imply that a “Crisis …

Mind Control Made Easy or How to Become a Cult Leader :: a short film by Carey Burtt.
This short film {12 min} somehow manages to be quite adorable in spite of the two brainwashed murders. It provides a clear blueprint for any budding psychopath to start making a 6 :: 7 :: or even 8 figure income simply by sucking the life out of other humans.  It’s easy :: it’s fun :: and it’s a complete turn-key cult solution.  Yours FREE today just for signing up for my telepathic opt-in …

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This is part four of a three part series on Sheeple :: Cause I’ll do what I want!!
“What the hell are sheeple?” :: asks no one.  But then someone does ask :: because they struggle to understand portmanteaus :: and suddenly asking becomes all the rage and every last one of the sheeple steps up to the microphone and asks :: “What the hell are sheeple?”
Fucking sheeple … so predictable.
Previously we discussed {and then immediately forgot because uncomfortable …

James Arthur Ray :: and his shriveled useless nut-sack :: were frequent guests of the news media.  The media asked tough questions like: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?” :: and :: “Why are you so gosh dang awesome?”  You can watch five glorious minutes of them wasting our time and leading us to slaughter here :: free of charge {you’re welcome}.
Over the course of several years :: Ray made dozens of different TV appearances.  Local :: National :: Cable :: Business :: Oprah.  The dude got around.  …

Back before Bill Harris was threatening to sue the blogosphere into silence :: He was running his fat disgusting mouth in service of James Arthur Ray.

“James is the best.  He knows everything.  Give him all your money {except for the bits you give to me}. He’s a good person. He’ll change you life.”

Oops!
It was fun while the money was pouring in … but now that’s over and Bill would like us to forget that he was one of Ray’s top cheerleading shills. He also thinks it would be lovely if …

CNN talks with Melinda Martin :: a “high level” .. “senior” :: employee at James Ray International.  Except not really … because The Droid has not spent a single moment plotting her inglorious doom … so she can’t be that high a level.  Anyone “high level” currently has their ass on the line in a triple homicide investigation :: and they ain’t gonna be gonna talking to CNN any time soon.  Maybe a reality show …

Fall Guy :: See which stupid duped sheep waits too long to speak with authorities …

Philip Zimbardo :: Stanford Psychology Professor :: and totally KickAss guy:

Most of the evil in the world comes about, not out of evil motives, but from somebody saying, “Get with program. Be a team player.”

Professor Zimbardo’s famous Stanford Prison Experiment is the last science nugget in this multi-award winning Sheeple series.
The Sheeple in this experiment were all students at Stanford.  Idiots :: Fools :: ChuckleHeads :: Brainless Rainbow Chasers?  Nope!  Smart as fuck :: over-achieving :: naive optimists.  The editor of this blog {also rumored to be “smart as fuck”} …

Which of the three turds on the right :: matches the turd on the left?  Wait :: Wait :: Don’t answer that yet.  First let the other people at your table answer …
Al Gore:  The correct answer is one … the hot chick at the death cover up party.
Bono:  It’s one … the dancing dark demon of disco.
Abraham Lincoln:  One.
Britney Spears: It’s one … “Oops, sometimes people die at the mall” girl.
… okay now you.  And everyone is going to hear your answer.
In the Asch Confromity Experiment :: it’s not …

Why didn’t James Arthur Ray’s Death Lodge victims get up and leave before their internal organs shut down?  It was hot as hell in there :: and it must’ve stunk of sweaty white people.  And why would anyone pay 10K for that crap-fest in the first place?
Why would otherwise smart people give Not-Doctor Kilstein $2,000 per month for Not-Coaching?
Why did Colleen jump?
Why did people pay $800 per month for BullShit StomperNet?
Why are Sheeple so fucking gullible?
Why? :: Why? :: Why? :: blah :: blah :: blah.
Why are we still asking …

The initial television “news” furor about the DeathLodge has subsided into an awkward silence. Every outlet ran a :: “Three People Dead, Dead, Dead … tonight at 11″ type story.  But the more complicated story {which would require ACTUAL fucking journalism} remains untold.
Perhaps they are reticent to tell a tale which so starkly frames their own chronic negligence :: Or maybe they just totally fucking suck {more likely}.  Either way :: The Droid officially demands MORE from them in the aftermath of the ginormous mess they helped to create.
Before the …